DUmmie FUnnies 06-28-05 ("Fight dirty, go negative early and often")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 28, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[cripplecreek]

[melt]

"Politics is a bloodsport"

It's only a matter of time before some fanatical DUmmies explode on to the scene.

[SCALEMAN]

From the thread:

Pryderi (436 posts) Tue Jun-28-05 10:06 AM Response to Reply #3 5. Thanks for the recommendation. Dems also need to co-opt the Eleventh Commandment of the Republican party : Thou shalt not speak ill of any fellow Democrat.

BS. Republicans will always stand up and denounce one of their own if they deserve it. The Dems always fall in line and 'duck and cover' for anyone in their organization who gets in trouble.

[Dutchgirl]

Bigtime ..."you know something? I DO want to be like them. JUST like them"...

This is Cheney envy, pure and simple.

[Bars4Bill]

Kick republicans in the balls, gouge out their eyes, crush their windpipe and kick them when they're down repeatedly.

That one was from Frank "Patton" Lautenberg.

[speed_addiction]

I can't get enough of this DUmmie thread: "OOOHHHH!!!! we're gonna...we're gonna OOOHHHHHH!!!! we're SOOOOO gonna whup your asses, you, you OOOOOHHHH!!!! lemme just get the mustard stains off my Che! t-shirt an' I'm gonna, gonna OOOOHHHHH hurt you so bad!!!! OH YEAH! WE are the party of the people, not that other party that gets most of the votes, I'm just so so MAD!!!!! OOOHHH!! YEAH!!! WE ROCK!!!!!"

Everytime the DUmmies get like this, I remember those Greenpeace weenies that tried to shut down the oil traders in London who had their asses handed to them.

[luvie]

the failed, old guard, pink tutu, handwringing, go along to get along, appeasing wing of the Dem party cannot stand it that they are WRONG, WRONG, WRONG and they don't have a plan or the guts to take power from the Repugs.

About the best hope for them is to rent themselves out as the tooth fairy! LOL!

[groanup]

They're WINNERS.

FLASH!!!! DUmmie realizes the truth about ideas in the public arena. Goes nuts. Story at 11:00.

[river rat]

Boy! If the DU hardcore keep this up......they may achieve undesirable rabid pest status, controlled by an "open season" with "no limit" status...

Hell, they may even allow shooting over a baited field with these lunatics.....
A 55 gal drum filled with pot, gay & straight porno magazines, crack and Dixie Chicks CDs might be a good bait.

The thought of that ---- may strengthen me to live on for another decade or so....

Semper Fi

[Bullish]

yes sir- it is LONG PAST time to break out the baseball bats.

Bring it on you little snot-noses and we'll shove those bats where the sun don't shine!

[Charles Henrickson]

Dems can't compete if they attempt to maintain the "moral high ground".

Your high ground is so low you have to call it, "Democratic Underground."

[Charles Henrickson]

Kick republicans in the balls, gouge out their eyes, crush their windpipe and kick them when they're down repeatedly.

And we're the Party of Hate?

[stands2reason]

"It's not a purse, it's EUROPEAN," the DUmmie flounced.

[gidget7]

LOL you forgot Biden, Byrd, Durbin, Pelosi and whoever that minority leader is...........the big whiner!

[Charles Henrickson]

When they got there an R operative was eating lunch in the picnic area.

Surprised you DUmmie Ants didn't invade his picnic.

[gidget7]

OMG that was a hoot! Cheney envy!!

[537cant be wrong]

psy ops kinda guy.

me too! it is a whole lot of fun when it only takes a 2 - 3
minute conversation to hone in on an idiots hot button.
then push repeatedly.

[cripplecreek]

"When they got there an R operative was eating lunch in the picnic area."


I'm curious about how they knew he was a "R operative" or better yet why the other DUmmies accepted it without question.

[Doctor Raoul]

There was a local D. meeting in town a couple weeks ago. The group had reserved a covered picnic area at a local park. When they got there an R operative was eating lunch in the picnic area. Rather than confronting him, they moved the D meeting to the lawn.

The DU'ers are wussies and stupid.

Certainly nobody here would support muscling a group out of an area for which the have a permit. Yet they lacked the balls or the brains to ask the interloper to leave or call a cop if they didn't.

On a different level, they support going into other people's events and distrupting them, groups like Code Pinko. So it's another example of how Pink Tutu Liberals can dish it out but can't take it.

[Celtjew Libertarian]

Thing is, when the GOP goes on the attack, even when it's over-the-top, it's usually an exaggeration of the facts on the ground. When the lefties do, it's usually made out of the whole cloth.

For example, Rove's comment about the Dems saying we had to understand the terrorists, my first reaction was, "Of course that's true." Then I realized a lot of that reaction in the first few weeks wasn't from Dem politicians, but from lefts, active and otherwise, I knew on various multi-political or usually non-political forums. The elected left-wingers may have done the outraged song-and-dance they needed to stay elected, but they went back to their supporters, soon enough. So maybe the left-wing Dem politicians weren't saying, "We have to understand," in September 2001, but their core supporters were.

But Durbin's crack -- no matter how "subtlety" phrased -- came straight out of left-field, if you will. American soldiers compared to the agents of genocidal regimes? C'mon!

So the lefties talk about taking a gun or baseball bat to the fight -- metaphorically, I hope. But the GOP aren't using metaphorical guns... They're using carefully placed bombs, designed to hit the target and no one else.