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Posted on 06/23/2005 2:24:18 PM PDT by GOP and the City
John Kerry is looking ahead, way ahead....18,000 years (6,570,000 days) to be exact. According to johnkerry.com, Mr. Kerry is ready to head into the 20005 elections.
Top 10 Things John Kerry Will Do Until 20005
I'm sure he has some great plans for the year 20005.
LOL!
Ping about a dork dork DORK!
I still won't vote for him.
In the year twenty thousand five
If man is still alive,
If woman can survive......
Invest in Uncle Bens Rice. It pulled my a$$ out of a sling.
John Kerrry-
1) Wax nostalgically about the US Social Security system that went belly-up 17,813 years ago.
2) Assert that the recent invasion of aliens from the planet Zargon is "Bush's fault."
3) Make a diplomatic trip to the capital of Mexico, Columbus, Ohio.
4) Make a promise to sign form 180.
5) Express opposition to a recent court decision that ruled heterosexual marriages legal.
6) Announce that his vice presidential running mate for the 20008 presidential election will be the recently thawed-out Walt Disney.
7) Announce his marriage to Bill Gates' great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great...gajillionaire granddaughter.
8) To make his flip-flopping more easy to do, he will be debated at every campaign stop by his holographic double.
9) Make a diplomatic trip to the Islamic Republic of France.
10) Go windsurfing.
3 words... Tons of Botox
LOL. The ironic thing is, that on a normal day without Botox, Kerry already looks 18,000 years old.
Defending his military career from the Spaceship Troopers for Truth.
LOL...oh man, the material is endless.
Actually, that looks like a photo of one his campaign stops in 20005.
What a coincidence...I make the final payment on my wife's tennis bracelet in 20005!
Not if the Supreme Court wants that bracelet for themselves.
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