[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

I have heard it all. Blaming your death on right-wing America. What will the libs think up next. You know if it was that horrible for him, why did he not move to Canada like they all promised after the election.

I said good riddance then and I will say it now!!

[NELSON111]

Maybe they will spread his ashes at W's ranch...in the horse barn....or maybe W can start a collection on the Oval Office desk.

[gopwinsin04]

Unreal!

[ikka]

Another death to be ascribed to the Bush Death Machine!!! /sarcasm

[DeFault User]

His friends nicknamed him "Snake."

[wideawake]

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[M Kehoe]

I enjoyed this obituary.

5.56mm

[BullDog108]

Where is he buried? I want to piss on his grave.

[jsh3180]

"" Having never gained the recognition he deserved in his own lifetime ""


Ha, can you say Loser Lib

[Interesting Times]

While it's quite likely that the subject of this obituary was kookoo for cocoa puffs; there's no doubt whatsover about the author.

[PBRSTREETGANG]

Cory was a wuss.

I survived the infinitely greater stress of eight years of Clinton.

[kenth]

You may know him from his most inspiring illustration work in the bestselling "Practical Approach To Saliva Control".

[theDentist]

What a friggin' hothouse flower. No loss.

[TC Rider]

An avid atheist, he studied the bible and religion with more fervor than most Christians.

A lot of work to believe in nothing.

[the_devils_advocate_666]

I'd like it to say in my obituary:

"Having never won one-hundred-million dollars in the lottery as he so deserved..."

[softwarecreator]

As a child he was always bringing home reptiles

See?  The seeds of liberalism were planted in his brain a long time ago.

[oblomov]

The average IQ of DU has just gone up.

[asp1]

Personally, I'm just as happy as I can be that he is finally at peace. Will he be resurrected if Hillary is elected? After all life would be so much happier for this tortured artist during a Hillary administration, now wouldn't it?

[headsonpikes]

Here's a comment on the genre .....

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&c2coff=1&oi=defmore&q=define:BATHOS

[Dashing Dasher]

I wish we had better aim with this powerful force.