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Democrat Party Initiatives - (liberal Dems have all areas of your life covered)
GULF1.COM ^ | JUNE 16, 2005 | DR. M. SYDNEY WALLACE

Posted on 06/16/2005 3:47:48 PM PDT by CHARLITE

The Democrat Party has finally set out an agenda that they know the entire nation will get behind and demand the Republicans to quit stalling. The following list is some of the highest priority items.

National Energy Policy

Your Democrat Party will initiate legislation to provide low cost Natural Gas for every individual in the nation. This Natural Gas will be obtained from a non polluting natural source right out of the Senate chambers in Washington, DC.

Social Security Integrity

The solution for the financial insolvency of the Social Security System will be solved by raising taxes for the current 13% level to 26%. Senator Clinton knows that this proposal will be much better accepted than the extremely complex one that the President is trying to sell to the masses. Senator Clinton and your Democrat Party know that citizens would prefer to pay taxes in lieu of having to take personal responsibility for their lives.

Voting Integrity

The Democrat Party will propose that "any" individual desiring to vote must be allowed to vote any time they desire. This proposal will save millions of dollars for the nation by eliminating the need for the voter registration requirements. Only the counting of ballots, no matter when or where they come from will be given any attention.

Poverty Elimination

Your Democrat Party will propose legislation to outlaw all poverty in the nation. This legislation will be very popular with the masses that prefer the good live without having to struggle for it. In the sense of fair play, your Democrat Party will let the Republicans figure out how this legislation will be paid for.

Prison Reform

Senator Patrick Leahy has offered his personal estate as a sanctuary for all hostages held by the United States Government in Cuba. Senator Leahy knows that by showing these poor "harmless" individuals kindness they will soon renounce their intentions to harm even an American fly, and eagerly want to live in harmony with the American people. Ali be praised.

Political Correctness

Your Democrat Party will propose legislation to outlaw all disapproving terms. Hence forth it will become a crime, punishable by several years in prison, to use any term that another feels offensive. This will become known as the Democrat Patriot Act. Howard Dean will be appointed at the first adjudicator for this new legislation.

I think you will agree that your Democrat Party has nailed down all the right answers to help the United States to take its rightful place in the world of socialistic nations. The only people that will object to their agenda will be those evil conservative Republican who always hang their hats on facts and cannot see the world through our rose colored glasses.

Join with your Democrat Party and prove to the world that the laws of nature and economics don't mean anything. It is the intention of you socialist party that counts the most.

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KEYWORDS: america; democrats; future; government; laws; peace; planning; prohibitions; regulations; socialism; society; state; war

1 posted on 06/16/2005 3:47:49 PM PDT by CHARLITE
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To: ThreePuttinDude; Beth528; SMARTY; Ghost of Philip Marlowe; CyberAnt; nothingnew; Cornpone; ...
For your interest.

Char :)

2 posted on 06/16/2005 3:49:53 PM PDT by CHARLITE (I propose a co-Clinton team as permanent reps to Pyonyang, w/out possibility of repatriation....)
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To: CHARLITE

LOL! Great post!


3 posted on 06/16/2005 3:53:44 PM PDT by winner3000 (part)
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To: CHARLITE

Time to schedule more time in the reloading room!


4 posted on 06/16/2005 4:04:53 PM PDT by JDoutrider
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To: CHARLITE
Looks like someone is absconding with DNC memo's again. HEHEHE
5 posted on 06/16/2005 4:44:31 PM PDT by marty60
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To: CHARLITE
Sometimes I think that thinking about what the left represents can, in and of itself, give one brain damage.

Howard Roark made a good point, when he said "I do not think about him at all, in reference to one of his critics (Elsworth Toohey??).

The hard left died with the soviet union. Those who had all their intellect invested in collectivist philosophy and its required cohesion have been refuted by the mass of mankind, and it is eating them alive. They are now irrelevant in a world they thought they would lead.

All they have left is the ire and anger they can inspire in others. Don't let it eat you as it eats them. There are other challenges to be considered, and more urgent areas to focus on.
6 posted on 06/16/2005 4:50:02 PM PDT by mmercier (Billy Pilgrim sh*t thin gruel)
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To: JDoutrider

"Time to schedule more time in the reloading room"

Reminds me of a joke. What do you do when you see a liberal with half his face shot off?

You stop laughing and reload.


7 posted on 06/16/2005 5:51:46 PM PDT by gate2wire (We Honor Those Who Serve---WE REMEMBER--Thank you)
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To: CHARLITE

It was like when Clinton first took office, his great first notable event was the infamous "TARMAC TRIM" -- yes, your libs are ready serve "you" -- if you are stupid enough to believe that, I can sell you your own shoes!

They should all be in prison for sedition!


8 posted on 06/16/2005 6:14:14 PM PDT by EagleUSA
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To: CHARLITE

Thanks for the ping!


9 posted on 06/16/2005 8:45:02 PM PDT by Alamo-Girl
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To: CHARLITE
Oh you mean democratic leader like this..
10 posted on 06/17/2005 4:48:51 AM PDT by Beth528
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