DUmmie FUnnies 06-13-05 ("What meds do you take?")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 13, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[imskylark]

Are the number of drugs they take a badge of honor? I recognize several of those drugs from the forms I type for drug and alcohol abuse counseling. Definitely nothing to brag about.

[Luna]

Gee, no wonder they're DUmmies! They're taking so many meds, it's changing their body chemistry, causing negative chain reacions in their brains, causing acute liberalism.

[Charles Henrickson]

I really do need an anti-depressant but I am afraid to be a zombie again.

Is that you, Skinner?

[CAluvdubya]

Lomotil

So what does this drug do?

To try to put it delicately....Lomotil aids in the management of diarrhea!

[Charles Henrickson]

I don't like the idea of being hooked on chemicals for life, basically. What if there's a terrorist attack/nuclear winter and I can't get it?

I doesn't matter. If there's a terrorist attack or a nuclear winter, we deserve to die, because we are Americans.

[Melpomene]

And the same ones ready to ridicule and sneer at Rush Limbaugh for his drug addiction.

[Charles Henrickson]

What if there's a recall because it's really ruining my liver (or whatever)?

Andy will give you one of his.

[imskylark]

"methadone- 60-70mg daily for chronic pain
flexeril- 50-60mg daily"

I told my husband about these two drugs and he said it is no wonder they have warped thinking. Normal daily dose of flexeril is 10 mg and it puts me out when I take it. (occasionally when prescribed) My husband said a normal person would be unconscious with that amount. Methadone is for junkies. It is used to get people off narcotics. Taking them together is insane. This person is an addict with no desire to get clean.

[justshutupandtakeit]

I am very sorry to hear of your daughter's passing. May God be with you in your suffering.

[Charles Henrickson]

Prevacid (keeps my gorge from rising. . .)

Rovacaine keeps our George from falling.

[franksolich]

This all illustrates another difference between us and them.

They demand that the world conform to what they want, while we try to adjust to the world the way it actually is.

[PJ-Comix]

To try to put it delicately....Lomotil aids in the management of diarrhea!

So it acts like a pharmacological cork?

[rockthecasbah]

"my drug of choice is a little rum or gin mixed with fruit juice once in a while."

Creatine and fruit juice is the best daytime cocktail I know. Although I recommend cycling off the creative every six to eight weeks.

[PJ-Comix]

Methadone is for junkies. It is used to get people off narcotics.

Specifically heroin, right?

[imskylark]

"Rovacaine keeps our George from falling."

That is just too funny!

[SCALEMAN]

We've got plenty of "formicologists," i.e., those who study the ants in our DUmmie Ant Farm (formicary).

I nominate Charles as our resident 'word smith' and bestow upon him the title of DUmmie Funnies Grand Poobah of Puns and Fabricated Words.

[PJ-Comix]

Did you see Charles' "Self-Recanted Evening" song parody of "Some Enchanted Evening?"

[Charles Henrickson]

I take anti-kill-people-with-chainsaws-pills.

Give some to goodboy:

[chs68]

Your fiend Blanche took Lasix?

Did she want to horse around premarily?

[CFC__VRWC]

Anyone over there asked Undie what meds he's on after his "pancreatic cancer surgery?" I'll bet no one here knew that fine French champagne and caviar (which tastes that much sweeter when purchased with scammed funds) are standard post-op fare.