DUmmie FUnnies 06-08-05 ("I'm a DUmmy, and PROUD of it!!!!!")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 8, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[Democratshavenobrains]

The reason we know so many DUmmie personalities so well is because they post hundreds of times everyday.

[CAluvdubya]

CatWoman has been hanging around liberalnurse too long!

[beckysueb]

Poor Steve was told by the Herpes Queen that she only dated men that made $40,000. at year. What did he do with that info, you ask? Why he promptly posted a thread on DU about his big letdown.

I bet if he talks right he could get the DUmmies to pony up and bring his salary up to par so he coulld have another chance with the Herpes Queen.

[CAluvdubya]

I really wish I'd thought of that! Another missed opportunity!

What was funny was the "ladies" were sticking up for poor Steve (that old mean Herpes Queen)and the "gents" were saying "Why shouldn't she be looking out for her future! It was a bizzare thread.

[Charles Henrickson]

Maybe DUmmie stevenumbers could get Will Pitt to write an urgent plea for him:

"Help stevenumbers raise the money he needs to get a date! He needs it NOW--he's going blind!"

[luvie]

[The critters in my DUmmie Ant Farm often perform in certain predictable patterns that makes them very recognizable.]

Shake gently to produce new DUmmie patterns!

[ReeWalker]

Nite All

[FredZarguna]

I am a Crash Test DUmmie. I hurl myself at obstacles of moran nature.

Moran. Nature.

[beckysueb]

I really wish I'd thought of that! Another missed opportunity!

This was for real? I thought it was a joke. The DUmmies never cease to amaze me. So the old girl told steverino he was too broke to bother with, huh? Maybe if he moved out from his parents basement, quit McDonalds and got a real job.....

[CAluvdubya]

It was for real! I read that thread the very night he posted it. Poor Steve was she was so unfair. Half of them called her a gold-digger! $40,000 constitues a gold-digger to them.

[Krodg]

More fun...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=104x3817218

[AlexW]

"Yeah, notice they're always mentioning masturbation..."

Most of the DUmmies must be so immature, considering their obsession with the F word.
It is so typical of 20 year old, doped and dirty hippies.

[gardencatz]

Actually any movie with Kurt Russell, Sam Elliot and Val Kilmer is a damn good movie...and a bonus cowboy boots and dusters...have yet to find a man that doesn't look good in that combination...well, okay, you need the hat too!

Cindie

[gardencatz]

My favorite is benburch. Sometimes it seems like he's playing with their heads and sometimes it seems like he's so far out in left field, he couldn't find the ball if it stopped rolling right at his feet. About the time I think he's saying something sensible he does an about-face and says things completely off the wall.

Here's a classic "ben" thread. Creates all kinds of ruckus on that thread...it almost seems like he's baiting them when he says things like "you do know he probably won't get up off the table?" (paraphrase). Giving stats about low survival rates. Then he suddenly becomes Mr. Innocent...declares himself completely confused and low and behold...we learn that Andy doesn't have PC after all (or maybe he does), but he's got an excellent prognosis...90% chance of survival. Naturally, the people asking for some kind of transparency are there looking for answers and not very happy at the change in diagnosis. At the end, he says, "I’ve asked for this thread to be deleted. No good can come of this."

Two days later, after Will has his "brush with reality" meltdown (at which time ben told Will, "...much as I hate to suggest this, perhaps now would be a good time to involve legal council?")...he starts another thread Without discussing the actual topic, I would like to apologize.Had I known asking the questions I asked would unleash this firestorm that seems destined to destroy people’s lives I would have kept quiet. I’m sorry that I caused this.."

He's either a complete air head or a genius.

Cindie

[MisterRepublican]

Well, the DUmmies claim to like their name (though I seriously doubt that because no arrogant elitist pseudo- "intellectual" likes being called stupid) so just in case they do adopt it themselves, here's a new one that fits just as well.

DUnces.

[beckysueb]

A gold digger cause she wanted someone who wasn't on the government dole. LOL! Sounds like she needs to come to our side and find her a real man!

[PJ-Comix]

I've watched Tombstone on cable at least 3 dozen times and never get tired of watching it. OTOH, I now find Deadwood to be completely UNWATCHABLE. Can't stand that show.

[NonLinear]

What's a moran?

[SCALEMAN]

I now find Deadwood to be completely UNWATCHABLE. Can't stand that show.

I got hooked on Deadwood and now have all the episodes saved.

[SCALEMAN]

By the way, did anyone notice in the DUmmie thread referenced above where Andy is talking about his recovery he is spouting a 90% recovery prognosis after 'several rounds' of chemo and radiation?

How in the hell do you go from death's door with pancreatic cancer to a 90% chance of full recovery? This defies all of the odds. He's gonna skew the stats on pancreatic cancer.