DUmmie FUnnies 06-03-05 ("Are we really going to let the GOP talk us into running Hillary?")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 3, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

Has Andy Stephenson entered a DUmmieland Witness Protection Program? For the past few days, ever since Andy began publicly harassing the relatives of Bev Harris by posting their names and personal information about them, Scamdy has DISAPPEARED. In fact ALL MENTION in Dummieland about Scamdy’s “pancreatic cancer” has disappeared and if any there are so bold as to post any reference to Scamdy, Skinner immediately sends it down the Memory Pitt. As to Pied Piper Pitt, following his much ballyhooed posting of documents “proving” that Scamdy did indeed have pancreatic cancer, he has retracted his head into his turtle shell and REFUSES to further comment about those documents. One big reason is that those documents Pitt posted accurately predicted in an April 27 FAX that Scamdy would have surgery during the week of May 23 even though at the time of the FAX the surgery was still scheduled for May 10 and wasn’t rescheduled until almost 2 weeks after the FAX was sent. Right now the DUmmies are hoping that the whole Andy Stephenson Situation (as Skinner called it) would just go away. Unfortunately for Dummieland, the DUmmie FUnnies will STILL shine the light on this scandal which demonstrates what a bunch of dim-witted gullible fools the DUmmies were. Until Scamdy or Skinner or Pitt makes a full public confession (or are indicted) the DUmmie FUnnies will consistently hammer the DUmmies on this subject in all future DUmmie FUnnies. This edition of the DUmmie FUnnies based on a DUmmie THREAD titled, “Are we really going to let the GOP talk us into running Hillary?” will continue smoking out the DUmmies on this point. As usual the DUmmie postings still in Scamdy Denial are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, about to reveal some inside political info he recently received, is in the [brackets]:

Are we really going to let the GOP talk us into running Hillary?

[Consider it payback for talking us into nominating Bob Dole in 1996. Bob Dole didn’t so much run to win as to merely build up his resume. Somehow this latter seemed very important to Dole in his future career of doing Penile Erectile Dysfunction commercials on TV. At least we have no doubt that Dole suffered from this problem (no one admits to this condition unless they really had it) but we STILL don’t know what sort of medical problem Andy Stephenson had although it was almost certainly NOT pancreatic cancer.]

I think she would be an awful candidate. She's not that great a speaker, clearly not at all concerned about corporate power, posturing more and more "moderate" all of the time. The Senate alone has at least a dozen other Democrats who would make better candidates than her.

[All the more reason why Karl Rove has designated her as your ’08 nominee.]

But the GOP is licking its fetid chops, man. They can just about taste the hatefest they would enjoy if she were running. There would be no holds barred on the calumny and slander that they would rain down on her.

[Karl Rove has put out a directive to NOT accuse Hillary of faking a pancreatic cancer operation. Something like that is OFF-LIMITS.]

They are walking a fine line, though. Having demonized her for more than 10 years now, they need to talk Democrats into getting her through the primaries, so they have to cool it down a bit and talk about what a great potential candidate she would be. David Broder put up a column not too long ago just like that.

[Psst! Why do you think the Bushes and Bill Clinton are acting like buddies now? It’s all part of the Rovian Master Plan.]

But they can't stop talking about her. Both Hannity & Colmes and Bill O'Rodent had segments on her Tuesday night. What other Democratic politician gets so much attention from those loons?

[Kerry recently got a flurry of press attention when he FINALLY signed his Form 180 to release his military records to the public. Yes, he FINALLY signed Form 180 and now we are waiting for him to FINALLY drop that signed form in the mail.]

Thinking "well, if the GOP hates her so much, they must be afraid of her, therefore she would be a great candidate" is the trap the Democrats cannot, must not, walk into. Step away. This will be the most important national IQ test for the Democrats in a long time.

[I am SO CONFIDENT of the low DUmmie IQ that I can flat out state the Rovian Game Plan without the slightest fear that you DUmmies can do anything about it. Hey! If you were DUmb enough to send in your money to Andy Stephenson for a phony pancreatic cancer operation then you certainly will easily be manipulated by Karl Rove despite advance warning.]

Having said all that, I'd vote for her in a heartbeat next to any GOP candidate. But please Lahd, and all my fellow Democrats, please don't let it come to that.

[It WILL come to it. And now to announce the ULTIMATE DUmmie nightmare, DUmmie ProfessorPlum. Not only is Karl Rove saddling you with Hillary but the GOP candidate for ’08 has already been decided upon---Dick Cheney. You think that Bob Woodward story about Cheney being drafted in ’08 was just idle speculation? A Republican Deep Throat handed that story to Woodward to pass along. The fact is if Cheney’s doctors give him the go-ahead and IF Cheney is convinced there is a groundswell of support for him, he WILL run in ’08. Look forward to a CONTINUATION of the Bush policies following the next election.]

condi vs. mccain. rove attacks once again.

[Nope. Cheney vs McCain=Cheney Winner. Rove STRIKES again!]

Let them run their nutcase ... and we should pick someone sensible. I like HC, but she simply has no chance for victory. All the general polls do not change the fact that swing state voters will not bite.

[Nutcase McCain might run but he CAN’T win against Cheney. “President Cheney.” Prepare for those words, DUmmies.]

If the Democratic Party runs Hillary ( a pro-war neodem), it deserves to lose. But we don't. If we can't get the party to wake up, the real Democrats ought to put together their own ticket with real Democrats.

[Hillary WILL be your losing candidate. Live with it.]

the media and GOP dictated who our candidate would be and those fine tuned political machines in Iowa and New Hampshire went for it hook, line and sinker. *cough*assholes*cough* It's been interesting to watch the same exact process being put into motion yet again.

[Interesting and FUnnie to see the Democrats falling for it ONCE AGAIN. ’08 will be a DOUBLE WHAMMIE for you folks. Hillary as your losing nominee and Cheney as OUR President.]

Even if she doesn't run, the GOP will make money on the RW's fear that she will. That's why we're hearing so much about her right now.

[All part of the Vast Rovian Storm. Hillary’s name will raise TONS of money. However, she WILL be your nominee. Make no mistake about that. So Rove has said. So let it be done.]

I guess that now, they want to tout her as the be-all of candidates for Dems in 08. We need someone who can WIN and I'm not sure Hillary can - which is why I think they are trying to ram her down our collective throats. And of course, they've subcontraced the MSM to help them do it.

[Choke on the Hillary in your collective throats!]

Sad to say, I don't like her enough to defend her when the hate fest revs in gear. And, I would never vote for either.

[HILLARY vs CHENEY = GOP LANDSLIDE]

We need her but we are too goddam stupid to elect her, so we don't deserve her.

[Hillary is just TOO GOOD for us. We don’t deserve her. Also we don’t deserve that other candidate for sainthood---Andy Stephenson.]

actually, technically, she is a horrendous speaker that has never squelched the "ah" impulse.

[Ah. You know, Hillary, um, does seem to, you know, have that, ah, problem.]

What if it was MCCain vs Clark. That would be interesting.

[About as realistic as Andy Stephenson’s pancreatic cancer. 2008 will be Hillary vs Cheney. Count on it.]

[commonguymd]

That I agree with. I guess it could be considered a collection point though it seems - from what I see. There is so much stuff everywhere outlining contradictions, lies, and stuff that one place to have it all would be better if any authorities get involved. I am lost keeping track of anything anymore. Methinks that the players in this would wnat that to be the last thing to happen - authority involvement....

[commonguymd]

I got to know the cu moderators a little bit from watching them at CU. Who is moderating scamdy that is from CU?

[beandog]

I believe his name is RWKindaGuy. Sound familiar?

[CAluvdubya]

See my post #842 (this thread)...RWKindaGuy.

[dynoman]

Hey!! Watch it!! Maybe I can find out your wife's wife's name too!!

PS: That was a mistake and I didn't have the energy to correct it.

[commonguymd]

I didn't know he was a mod over there. There are so many lol.

hmmm.... CU mods are a lil bit different, based on the way the website is and my experience...

[beandog]

Thank you. He's still with us but it doesn't look good. Everyday is a rollercoaster ride. I wanted to pretend he could live forever even though logically I know dogs don't. I just can't imagine my life without him :(

[commonguymd]

hey beandog, I like reading what you got to say. Did you get something edited? Was it postable over here?


I am just checking in, really busy on the other side of life right now so I don't have time to read all the posts above until later...

[beandog]

Maybe I'm wrong and he's just a member at CU and was asked to be a MOD at the scamdy site. You're right lots and lots of Mods at CU.

[commonguymd]

I think it is safe to say that there are probably more mods at CU than regular posters. Sure seemed like it.

I don't know if he is a mod or not. I would have to ask.

[jennyjenny]

I thought franksolich helped set up the site with Andyscam and maybe some others. Heck, for all I know, they could be one and same, lol.

[commonguymd]

If you listen to some of the wild theories, Franksolich is Andyscam, Andyscam is Gardencatz, Gardencatz is PJ, PJ is Franksolich, Misty is Gardencatz, and Andyscam is all of them.

Whew - can't keep it all straight.

[beandog]

If you look at post 842 above Cal posted what he said. I, too, hadn't read it yet. There was more posted at the site that I had read and responded to yesterday.

It's probably my fault because my brain didn't process the fact that the site was going to be for all political persuasions. I got use to typing a certain way over here and didn't change my way of phrasing things.

When I saw the CU thread, I took the opportunity to get some things off my chest. Bad me. LOL

[commonguymd]

You don't see anyone mad about being called one another, but I bet if one of them was called me, all heck would break loose. Tempers would flare, and admin moderators would have their hands full calming everyone down. Nobody wants to be compared to this dumb midwestern hick.

[jennyjenny]

Really? I was just kidding. I hadn't heard any of these wild theories on his/her, or their identities.

[commonguymd]

What makes me laugh is that the CU thread is the longest. The mods come over and fill that up too.

Do you think that is odd?

[commonguymd]

I am serious, I have seen them all.

[beandog]

Odd because they said they were bored with it and wanted it to away.

With all the theories about who franksolich, pj and andyscam are I'm beginning to wonder who I really am. LOL

[commonguymd]

lmao!

See why I like to read your posts!

[Krodg]

As usual, Andy's posts leave me confused. In Feb he is scared because he has a tumor...in March he is feeling better and as soon as his eyesight returns to normal, he'll be in ship shape (no mention of the tumor)...in May the tumor is removed and he doesn't have diabetes?

Andy_Stephenson Donating member (1000+ posts) Wed Feb-23-05 04:03 PM
Original message
Well, that's it folks...I just came from the doctor...



He called me this morning said some more results came back from tissue samples he took during the ERCP. The reason my bile duct collapsed is I apparently have a tumor growing around the bile duct where it passes through my pancreas. The tissue sample was consistent with malignancy it could be benign but I am planning for the worst. I will deal with the outcome the best way I can and I know I have the support of my friends here at DU. I am scared about this...as can be expected.

I just have to say thanks DU for what you have given me. I have many wonderful friends here and consider some of you family. I am scheduled for surgery next week and until then I am on the edge not knowing what it is I am fighting. I may not be posting very much for a while after the surgery...but I will make sure greatauntoftriplets and VelmaD are updated as to my condition.

Pray for me guys...I need it now more than ever, and I hate to ask but if you can donate please help me out. I am gainfully unemployed right now and it does not look like I am gonna be able to work anytime soon.

paypal is Andy_Stephenson@comcast.net

Now I need to go for a while and

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=104&topic_id=3165720&mesg_id=3165720

Andy_Stephenson Donating member (1000+ posts) Sat Mar-26-05 03:43 PM
Response to Reply #8
12. Now that my blood sugar is coming down



yes I do feel a bit better.

Not as sleepy and not as depressed. Now if I could get my eyes to come back...I would be ship shape and bristol fashion.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=104&topic_id=3360119#3360175

Andy_Stephenson Donating member (1000+ posts) Mon May-30-05 11:46 AM
Response to Reply #19
25. As an added bonus...there is no Diabetes.



I am still facing chemo and radiation...but one step at a time right now.

At this point in time...I am just happy to be alive and kicking.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=3356619&mesg_id=3356847&page=