DUmmie FUnnies 06-03-05 ("Are we really going to let the GOP talk us into running Hillary?")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 3, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

Has Andy Stephenson entered a DUmmieland Witness Protection Program? For the past few days, ever since Andy began publicly harassing the relatives of Bev Harris by posting their names and personal information about them, Scamdy has DISAPPEARED. In fact ALL MENTION in Dummieland about Scamdy’s “pancreatic cancer” has disappeared and if any there are so bold as to post any reference to Scamdy, Skinner immediately sends it down the Memory Pitt. As to Pied Piper Pitt, following his much ballyhooed posting of documents “proving” that Scamdy did indeed have pancreatic cancer, he has retracted his head into his turtle shell and REFUSES to further comment about those documents. One big reason is that those documents Pitt posted accurately predicted in an April 27 FAX that Scamdy would have surgery during the week of May 23 even though at the time of the FAX the surgery was still scheduled for May 10 and wasn’t rescheduled until almost 2 weeks after the FAX was sent. Right now the DUmmies are hoping that the whole Andy Stephenson Situation (as Skinner called it) would just go away. Unfortunately for Dummieland, the DUmmie FUnnies will STILL shine the light on this scandal which demonstrates what a bunch of dim-witted gullible fools the DUmmies were. Until Scamdy or Skinner or Pitt makes a full public confession (or are indicted) the DUmmie FUnnies will consistently hammer the DUmmies on this subject in all future DUmmie FUnnies. This edition of the DUmmie FUnnies based on a DUmmie THREAD titled, “Are we really going to let the GOP talk us into running Hillary?” will continue smoking out the DUmmies on this point. As usual the DUmmie postings still in Scamdy Denial are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, about to reveal some inside political info he recently received, is in the [brackets]:

Are we really going to let the GOP talk us into running Hillary?

[Consider it payback for talking us into nominating Bob Dole in 1996. Bob Dole didn’t so much run to win as to merely build up his resume. Somehow this latter seemed very important to Dole in his future career of doing Penile Erectile Dysfunction commercials on TV. At least we have no doubt that Dole suffered from this problem (no one admits to this condition unless they really had it) but we STILL don’t know what sort of medical problem Andy Stephenson had although it was almost certainly NOT pancreatic cancer.]

I think she would be an awful candidate. She's not that great a speaker, clearly not at all concerned about corporate power, posturing more and more "moderate" all of the time. The Senate alone has at least a dozen other Democrats who would make better candidates than her.

[All the more reason why Karl Rove has designated her as your ’08 nominee.]

But the GOP is licking its fetid chops, man. They can just about taste the hatefest they would enjoy if she were running. There would be no holds barred on the calumny and slander that they would rain down on her.

[Karl Rove has put out a directive to NOT accuse Hillary of faking a pancreatic cancer operation. Something like that is OFF-LIMITS.]

They are walking a fine line, though. Having demonized her for more than 10 years now, they need to talk Democrats into getting her through the primaries, so they have to cool it down a bit and talk about what a great potential candidate she would be. David Broder put up a column not too long ago just like that.

[Psst! Why do you think the Bushes and Bill Clinton are acting like buddies now? It’s all part of the Rovian Master Plan.]

But they can't stop talking about her. Both Hannity & Colmes and Bill O'Rodent had segments on her Tuesday night. What other Democratic politician gets so much attention from those loons?

[Kerry recently got a flurry of press attention when he FINALLY signed his Form 180 to release his military records to the public. Yes, he FINALLY signed Form 180 and now we are waiting for him to FINALLY drop that signed form in the mail.]

Thinking "well, if the GOP hates her so much, they must be afraid of her, therefore she would be a great candidate" is the trap the Democrats cannot, must not, walk into. Step away. This will be the most important national IQ test for the Democrats in a long time.

[I am SO CONFIDENT of the low DUmmie IQ that I can flat out state the Rovian Game Plan without the slightest fear that you DUmmies can do anything about it. Hey! If you were DUmb enough to send in your money to Andy Stephenson for a phony pancreatic cancer operation then you certainly will easily be manipulated by Karl Rove despite advance warning.]

Having said all that, I'd vote for her in a heartbeat next to any GOP candidate. But please Lahd, and all my fellow Democrats, please don't let it come to that.

[It WILL come to it. And now to announce the ULTIMATE DUmmie nightmare, DUmmie ProfessorPlum. Not only is Karl Rove saddling you with Hillary but the GOP candidate for ’08 has already been decided upon---Dick Cheney. You think that Bob Woodward story about Cheney being drafted in ’08 was just idle speculation? A Republican Deep Throat handed that story to Woodward to pass along. The fact is if Cheney’s doctors give him the go-ahead and IF Cheney is convinced there is a groundswell of support for him, he WILL run in ’08. Look forward to a CONTINUATION of the Bush policies following the next election.]

condi vs. mccain. rove attacks once again.

[Nope. Cheney vs McCain=Cheney Winner. Rove STRIKES again!]

Let them run their nutcase ... and we should pick someone sensible. I like HC, but she simply has no chance for victory. All the general polls do not change the fact that swing state voters will not bite.

[Nutcase McCain might run but he CAN’T win against Cheney. “President Cheney.” Prepare for those words, DUmmies.]

If the Democratic Party runs Hillary ( a pro-war neodem), it deserves to lose. But we don't. If we can't get the party to wake up, the real Democrats ought to put together their own ticket with real Democrats.

[Hillary WILL be your losing candidate. Live with it.]

the media and GOP dictated who our candidate would be and those fine tuned political machines in Iowa and New Hampshire went for it hook, line and sinker. *cough*assholes*cough* It's been interesting to watch the same exact process being put into motion yet again.

[Interesting and FUnnie to see the Democrats falling for it ONCE AGAIN. ’08 will be a DOUBLE WHAMMIE for you folks. Hillary as your losing nominee and Cheney as OUR President.]

Even if she doesn't run, the GOP will make money on the RW's fear that she will. That's why we're hearing so much about her right now.

[All part of the Vast Rovian Storm. Hillary’s name will raise TONS of money. However, she WILL be your nominee. Make no mistake about that. So Rove has said. So let it be done.]

I guess that now, they want to tout her as the be-all of candidates for Dems in 08. We need someone who can WIN and I'm not sure Hillary can - which is why I think they are trying to ram her down our collective throats. And of course, they've subcontraced the MSM to help them do it.

[Choke on the Hillary in your collective throats!]

Sad to say, I don't like her enough to defend her when the hate fest revs in gear. And, I would never vote for either.

[HILLARY vs CHENEY = GOP LANDSLIDE]

We need her but we are too goddam stupid to elect her, so we don't deserve her.

[Hillary is just TOO GOOD for us. We don’t deserve her. Also we don’t deserve that other candidate for sainthood---Andy Stephenson.]

actually, technically, she is a horrendous speaker that has never squelched the "ah" impulse.

[Ah. You know, Hillary, um, does seem to, you know, have that, ah, problem.]

What if it was MCCain vs Clark. That would be interesting.

[About as realistic as Andy Stephenson’s pancreatic cancer. 2008 will be Hillary vs Cheney. Count on it.]

[Krodg]

Thanks

[Krodg]

To: All

Andy's own sister wouldn't give him money!

Andy_Stephenson Donating member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Wed Mar-09-05 02:00 AM
Response to Reply #9
19. I asked my sister...



who could open her check book and take care of all the bills. She turned me down.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=104x3242650

4,199 posted on 05/22/2005 9:57:36 PM EDT by Krodg

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/1405019/posts?page=4199#4199

[decal]

Do we know which sister this is? Presumably the one still alive but we can't say for sure.

[Chappaquiddick Crawdad]

In addition, wouldn't any ISP be in deep kim-chee if they gave out personal info on a client?

They won't, and unless you have your personal information listed somewhere on the net for public viewing there's no need to be worried about someone knowing your IP number. Ben Burch is just a little self-important prick who thinks he's on to something; let him waste his time "recording" IP's. Unless he's a skilled hacker (which he isn't, I can tell), his idle threats amount to nothing. He may try to report some of us to our ISPs with allegations of misconduct, but he'll only be making an ass of himself. There has been no misconduct in any of what we have done, hence they (Scamdy&Co) had to make up an instance of such: "the Freepers attempted murder by getting Andy's paypal account shut down!" What a load of crap. Even if that were true, there are no legitimate charges that could be brought to bear against anyone for it. But that doesn't even matter because it's a patently false charge. Anyone with access to the timeline knows it is a Pitiful Pitt bald-faced lie.

I know Burch has my IP from the retarded .gifs he posted at MistyMemory's site. Guess what? I don't care. It means nothing. Does anyone actually believe Ben Burch is capable of sh*t? Just look at him claiming he knows some of us will be going to jail. Yes, he actually believes that, despite lacking any evidence of wrongdoing on our part and thus showing himself to be completely ignorant of the law. He's an imbecile. Ignore him. And if he injects himself into our discussions with the intent to "straighten us out" again, laugh in his face. He'll have his comeuppance when Scamdy's fraud is laid bare and we're all vindicated. Imagine how used he'll feel, along with the rest of the DUmmies.

[Krodg]

Well, since Andy is the one saying it, it may not even be true!

[Duke Nukum]

I don't even think Benburch is capable of leaving his mother's basement. I shudder to think what might happen should acutal sunlight come in contact with him.

Or water.

[CaliGirl-R]

You always seem to find the links that I vaguely remember seeing.

Thanks back to you :)

[gardencatz]

Well, I do have a copy of the complete website here and I have an excellent firewall and virus protection, as does the company that hosts my domain. He can't legally have my site removed since I'm not violating the terms of service or doing anything illegal (checked before I offered to host the timeline). Everything I have there is public domain. So if he "takes it down", it will be done illegally and I WILL press charges. I thought about informing the owner of DU but since he allowed an outright scam to be perpetrated on his members and allowed threats to be made against Bev's family, I doubt he would seriously care about this, either. If it happens, I'm sure the FBI's cybercrimes division can find out who this idiot is since he doesn't seem to be too interested in hiding his identity.

Cindie

[PJ-Comix]

Jerk Chicken originated in Jamaica. Jerk sauce is made from a variety of spices. Then the chicken is marinated in it. Also involves some special preperation. Very unique. And MUCH BETTER than any type of barbeque chicken.

[PJ-Comix]

It's like keeping up with an episode of Twin Peaks.

DUmmie Talk with ME!!!

[MisterRepublican]

BenBurch and his fellow DUmmie Avengers are chasing their tails.

Anyone with common sense would know by now that it is most likely former DUers who have set up the scamdy forum. I mean who would be most upset by this whole fiasco? Maybe somebody who donated several hundred dollars and then was treated like a villain for daring to question if their donation had been spent on the purpose the donor had intended it to be.

BenBurch and his fellow DU Avengers should check with the Aging Dowager Empress before they do something that might actually get all of this investigated by LE (if it isn't already). If this fund-raiser was legit, AS&Friends sure went out of their way to make it look illegitimate. Their behavior towards anyone who has a fair and reasonable question about how the money was used, has been reprehensible.

Funny how they can make allegations about a certain woman with impunity but become incensed when anyone questions the motives of AS&Friends.

[gate2wire]

Re: COOL HAND LUKE
He was in prison for cutting the heads off parking meters.

My favorite line "sometimes nothing is a real cool hand."

[SCALEMAN]

He was in prison for cutting the heads off parking meters

BINGO... you are a true Cool Hand Luke fan. He was drunk ....cutting the heads off the meters with a pipe cutter. Well gotta go pick up my daughter and new granddaughter. Later all

[dynoman]

In addition, wouldn't any ISP be in deep kim-chee if they gave out personal info on a client?

You don't have to get that information from the ISP. The IP is just one piece of the puzzle. I mentioned the lefty that had tracked down my personal information, what he didn't know is that I had HIS name, address, phone number, and his wife's wife's name.

[PJ-Comix]

I'll be doing a new DUFU later this AM but first I need to get some breakfast in my gut. Hard to DUFU with hunger pangs.

[beandog]

Thank you for posting that. I had yet to see it because I hadn't had the time to read it. I have decided to know longer post at that site since I have know intention of being pushed around by moderators from CU. I'm dealing with enough sadness in my life right now that I don't need to get in a pissing match with somebody who thinks they are above criticism. I had no idea they were going to ask a Mod from CU to be a mod at the scamdy site. I will continue to read it for my own enjoyment but keep my mouth shut. :)

[dynoman]

I looked around last night and am more confident scamdy.com was set up by AndyScam at CU whoever he is. If they are really serious about this being a scam authorities should be contacted. If authorities have been contacted it's out of their hands. If authorities haven't been contacted and there are no plans to contect authorities, scamdy.com is just game playing, (not that that is a bad thing).

Some of the lefty players on Andy's side are nasty and vindivitve and shouldn't be blown off as "just chasing their tails", look how they shut up speed_talk. ;-)

[CAluvdubya]

Somebody mentioned before (KJC1?) that scamdy.com is thought to be set up by a combination of people from FR,CU, and DU. Sounds very plausible.

[jennyjenny]

"....and his wife's wife's name."

This sounds interesting.

[CAluvdubya]

It sounds as if things are becoming more difficult. I was hoping that you would get the summer you wanted. Prayers for you and your family.

I have just about reached the same conclusions regarding that site as you.