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DUmmie FUnnies 06-03-05 ("Are we really going to let the GOP talk us into running Hillary?")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 3, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 06/03/2005 7:16:14 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

Has Andy Stephenson entered a DUmmieland Witness Protection Program? For the past few days, ever since Andy began publicly harassing the relatives of Bev Harris by posting their names and personal information about them, Scamdy has DISAPPEARED. In fact ALL MENTION in Dummieland about Scamdy’s “pancreatic cancer” has disappeared and if any there are so bold as to post any reference to Scamdy, Skinner immediately sends it down the Memory Pitt. As to Pied Piper Pitt, following his much ballyhooed posting of documents “proving” that Scamdy did indeed have pancreatic cancer, he has retracted his head into his turtle shell and REFUSES to further comment about those documents. One big reason is that those documents Pitt posted accurately predicted in an April 27 FAX that Scamdy would have surgery during the week of May 23 even though at the time of the FAX the surgery was still scheduled for May 10 and wasn’t rescheduled until almost 2 weeks after the FAX was sent. Right now the DUmmies are hoping that the whole Andy Stephenson Situation (as Skinner called it) would just go away. Unfortunately for Dummieland, the DUmmie FUnnies will STILL shine the light on this scandal which demonstrates what a bunch of dim-witted gullible fools the DUmmies were. Until Scamdy or Skinner or Pitt makes a full public confession (or are indicted) the DUmmie FUnnies will consistently hammer the DUmmies on this subject in all future DUmmie FUnnies. This edition of the DUmmie FUnnies based on a DUmmie THREAD titled, “Are we really going to let the GOP talk us into running Hillary?” will continue smoking out the DUmmies on this point. As usual the DUmmie postings still in Scamdy Denial are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, about to reveal some inside political info he recently received, is in the [brackets]:

Are we really going to let the GOP talk us into running Hillary?

[Consider it payback for talking us into nominating Bob Dole in 1996. Bob Dole didn’t so much run to win as to merely build up his resume. Somehow this latter seemed very important to Dole in his future career of doing Penile Erectile Dysfunction commercials on TV. At least we have no doubt that Dole suffered from this problem (no one admits to this condition unless they really had it) but we STILL don’t know what sort of medical problem Andy Stephenson had although it was almost certainly NOT pancreatic cancer.]

I think she would be an awful candidate. She's not that great a speaker, clearly not at all concerned about corporate power, posturing more and more "moderate" all of the time. The Senate alone has at least a dozen other Democrats who would make better candidates than her.

[All the more reason why Karl Rove has designated her as your ’08 nominee.]

But the GOP is licking its fetid chops, man. They can just about taste the hatefest they would enjoy if she were running. There would be no holds barred on the calumny and slander that they would rain down on her.

[Karl Rove has put out a directive to NOT accuse Hillary of faking a pancreatic cancer operation. Something like that is OFF-LIMITS.]

They are walking a fine line, though. Having demonized her for more than 10 years now, they need to talk Democrats into getting her through the primaries, so they have to cool it down a bit and talk about what a great potential candidate she would be. David Broder put up a column not too long ago just like that.

[Psst! Why do you think the Bushes and Bill Clinton are acting like buddies now? It’s all part of the Rovian Master Plan.]

But they can't stop talking about her. Both Hannity & Colmes and Bill O'Rodent had segments on her Tuesday night. What other Democratic politician gets so much attention from those loons?

[Kerry recently got a flurry of press attention when he FINALLY signed his Form 180 to release his military records to the public. Yes, he FINALLY signed Form 180 and now we are waiting for him to FINALLY drop that signed form in the mail.]

Thinking "well, if the GOP hates her so much, they must be afraid of her, therefore she would be a great candidate" is the trap the Democrats cannot, must not, walk into. Step away. This will be the most important national IQ test for the Democrats in a long time.

[I am SO CONFIDENT of the low DUmmie IQ that I can flat out state the Rovian Game Plan without the slightest fear that you DUmmies can do anything about it. Hey! If you were DUmb enough to send in your money to Andy Stephenson for a phony pancreatic cancer operation then you certainly will easily be manipulated by Karl Rove despite advance warning.]

Having said all that, I'd vote for her in a heartbeat next to any GOP candidate. But please Lahd, and all my fellow Democrats, please don't let it come to that.

[It WILL come to it. And now to announce the ULTIMATE DUmmie nightmare, DUmmie ProfessorPlum. Not only is Karl Rove saddling you with Hillary but the GOP candidate for ’08 has already been decided upon---Dick Cheney. You think that Bob Woodward story about Cheney being drafted in ’08 was just idle speculation? A Republican Deep Throat handed that story to Woodward to pass along. The fact is if Cheney’s doctors give him the go-ahead and IF Cheney is convinced there is a groundswell of support for him, he WILL run in ’08. Look forward to a CONTINUATION of the Bush policies following the next election.]

condi vs. mccain. rove attacks once again.

[Nope. Cheney vs McCain=Cheney Winner. Rove STRIKES again!]

Let them run their nutcase ... and we should pick someone sensible. I like HC, but she simply has no chance for victory. All the general polls do not change the fact that swing state voters will not bite.

[Nutcase McCain might run but he CAN’T win against Cheney. “President Cheney.” Prepare for those words, DUmmies.]

If the Democratic Party runs Hillary ( a pro-war neodem), it deserves to lose. But we don't. If we can't get the party to wake up, the real Democrats ought to put together their own ticket with real Democrats.

[Hillary WILL be your losing candidate. Live with it.]

the media and GOP dictated who our candidate would be and those fine tuned political machines in Iowa and New Hampshire went for it hook, line and sinker. *cough*assholes*cough* It's been interesting to watch the same exact process being put into motion yet again.

[Interesting and FUnnie to see the Democrats falling for it ONCE AGAIN. ’08 will be a DOUBLE WHAMMIE for you folks. Hillary as your losing nominee and Cheney as OUR President.]

Even if she doesn't run, the GOP will make money on the RW's fear that she will. That's why we're hearing so much about her right now.

[All part of the Vast Rovian Storm. Hillary’s name will raise TONS of money. However, she WILL be your nominee. Make no mistake about that. So Rove has said. So let it be done.]

I guess that now, they want to tout her as the be-all of candidates for Dems in 08. We need someone who can WIN and I'm not sure Hillary can - which is why I think they are trying to ram her down our collective throats. And of course, they've subcontraced the MSM to help them do it.

[Choke on the Hillary in your collective throats!]

Sad to say, I don't like her enough to defend her when the hate fest revs in gear. And, I would never vote for either.

[HILLARY vs CHENEY = GOP LANDSLIDE]

We need her but we are too goddam stupid to elect her, so we don't deserve her.

[Hillary is just TOO GOOD for us. We don’t deserve her. Also we don’t deserve that other candidate for sainthood---Andy Stephenson.]

actually, technically, she is a horrendous speaker that has never squelched the "ah" impulse.

[Ah. You know, Hillary, um, does seem to, you know, have that, ah, problem.]

What if it was MCCain vs Clark. That would be interesting.

[About as realistic as Andy Stephenson’s pancreatic cancer. 2008 will be Hillary vs Cheney. Count on it.]


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KEYWORDS: andyscam; andystephenson; dummies; hillary2008; hillaryclinton
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To: CAluvdubya

A mod there is pulling rank?

Say it isn't so! PLEASE!

Do you have a link?


841 posted on 06/05/2005 9:23:09 PM PDT by KJC1 (Somebody shook up the Ants!)
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To: KJC1
No, it's not CU; but they have graciously made me a mod here for THIS forum. If you took the time to read the description - it said it was about what CU had found out about the Scamdy issue - not whether DU or FR or CU was the best site. If you want to discuss that, then there is a forum here for you where you can piss and moan all you want. Feel free to go there. If you want to get on task for this forum - you are more than welcome to contribute. RW

This was in response to beandog.

I'm a CU Mod, ask me anything

Seemed like the conversation was on topic to me.

842 posted on 06/05/2005 9:28:50 PM PDT by CAluvdubya (You don't have to bother with me....I'm NON-RELEVANT!)
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To: CAluvdubya

Oops, sorry, I forgot to edit the language. I'm not used to having to look for it, I guess.


843 posted on 06/05/2005 9:30:04 PM PDT by CAluvdubya (You don't have to bother with me....I'm NON-RELEVANT!)
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To: CAluvdubya

Uh, you didn't look.

The link showing it is actually the felonious one is posted.

Not just "anyone," but the real one.


844 posted on 06/05/2005 9:34:10 PM PDT by franksolich (non-existent)
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To: dynoman

Benburch is so arrogant that one day, he will open his mouth so wide he'll swallow himself and no one will ever miss him.

There will just be a 1 pixel by 1 pixel gif sending IP's to nowhere.


845 posted on 06/05/2005 9:35:23 PM PDT by Duke Nukum (They're not people, they're hippies! --Eric Cartman)
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To: franksolich

I guess I'm just not seeing where it says specifically Andy is the one Skinner is talking about. Maybe I'm not looking at the right thread. I was in Renegade Lefties.


846 posted on 06/05/2005 9:38:57 PM PDT by CAluvdubya (You don't have to bother with me....I'm NON-RELEVANT!)
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To: CAluvdubya

Well, it's there; everything is linked, somewhere.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/duforum/DCForumID24/649.html

Where the Grand DUmbo "Skinner" bans the red round one.


847 posted on 06/05/2005 9:41:50 PM PDT by franksolich (non-existent)
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To: KJC1
I know it professes to not be a partisan site. I think everyone needs to remember this is the internet, where anybody can pretend to be anybody and games get played.

Is Ben Burch registered? If he is or not how do you know? Is someone looking for hidden offsite .gifs?? I've had rabid lefties track me down through my IP (and other information) and call me in the middle of the night. My mistake was thinking they couldn't - then that they wouldn't....I'm not making that mistake again.

And I've tracked people who were using my business .jpgs without permission. Yes, down to THE person. It really didn't mean much though as authorities never got involved. "Andyscam" needs authorities involved, and as far as I can see they aren't involved yet.

848 posted on 06/05/2005 9:47:13 PM PDT by dynoman (Objectivity is the essence of intelligence. - Marylin vos Savant)
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To: SCALEMAN

Really, truly?

No kidding---50 eggs! How could someone forget that?

My all-time favorite movie!

Cool Hand Luke.

(And all you guys, you'd like the soapy car-wash scene).


849 posted on 06/05/2005 9:48:23 PM PDT by JLO
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To: franksolich

Thanks for the link. Ther were only three replies on the "Skinner banned Andy" thread on the "Renegade Lefties" forum. My old eyes just couldn't see any link.


850 posted on 06/05/2005 9:49:11 PM PDT by CAluvdubya (You don't have to bother with me....I'm NON-RELEVANT!)
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To: CAluvdubya

Well, this is why input is important.

Because of your problem, in the future links will be more-prominently displayed, easier to see.

One learns by doing, and by feedback.


851 posted on 06/05/2005 9:51:25 PM PDT by franksolich (non-existent)
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To: Duke Nukum

I think you are wrong, I think I know how how does it. The IP of the browser hitting the .gif will show up on his server logs just like it did on mine, and I found the guy.


852 posted on 06/05/2005 9:51:54 PM PDT by dynoman (Objectivity is the essence of intelligence. - Marylin vos Savant)
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To: dynoman

to bed for me...should read "I think I know how he does it.


853 posted on 06/05/2005 9:53:57 PM PDT by dynoman (Objectivity is the essence of intelligence. - Marylin vos Savant)
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To: franksolich

Thanks for adding the link. :)


854 posted on 06/05/2005 9:55:38 PM PDT by CAluvdubya (You don't have to bother with me....I'm NON-RELEVANT!)
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To: dynoman

Well, I've already registered there.

I like the site so far.


855 posted on 06/05/2005 9:57:21 PM PDT by KJC1 (Somebody shook up the Ants!)
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To: franksolich

Got it. Thanks. I didn't see this link in post at Scamdy.com with Skinner's explanation as to why he banned Andy.


856 posted on 06/05/2005 9:57:46 PM PDT by CaliGirl-R
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To: CAluvdubya

Well, remember, keep us in line, if something doesn't seem quite right. After all, we have to maintain credibility, and your comment about the image not showing it was the fat red one who was banned, and then no obvious link, helps us to make the site better.


857 posted on 06/05/2005 10:00:12 PM PDT by franksolich (non-existent)
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To: franksolich

Thanks, I can't take all the credit, I didn't even notice it until someone else (CaliGirl, I think) mentioned it. :)


858 posted on 06/05/2005 10:14:20 PM PDT by CAluvdubya (You don't have to bother with me....I'm NON-RELEVANT!)
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To: dynoman

I don't doubt the gif trick, I was being metaphorical saying that onece Benburch opens his mouth wide enogh to swallow himself, there will only be a 1 by 1 pixel left sending IP info to nowhere, since there would be no one to recieve it.


859 posted on 06/05/2005 10:14:59 PM PDT by Duke Nukum (They're not people, they're hippies! --Eric Cartman)
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To: Duke Nukum; dynoman; All

In addition, wouldn't any ISP be in deep kim-chee if they gave out personal info on a client?


860 posted on 06/05/2005 10:24:07 PM PDT by KJC1 (Somebody shook up the Ants!)
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