Posted on 06/03/2005 7:16:14 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
Has Andy Stephenson entered a DUmmieland Witness Protection Program? For the past few days, ever since Andy began publicly harassing the relatives of Bev Harris by posting their names and personal information about them, Scamdy has DISAPPEARED. In fact ALL MENTION in Dummieland about Scamdy’s “pancreatic cancer” has disappeared and if any there are so bold as to post any reference to Scamdy, Skinner immediately sends it down the Memory Pitt. As to Pied Piper Pitt, following his much ballyhooed posting of documents “proving” that Scamdy did indeed have pancreatic cancer, he has retracted his head into his turtle shell and REFUSES to further comment about those documents. One big reason is that those documents Pitt posted accurately predicted in an April 27 FAX that Scamdy would have surgery during the week of May 23 even though at the time of the FAX the surgery was still scheduled for May 10 and wasn’t rescheduled until almost 2 weeks after the FAX was sent. Right now the DUmmies are hoping that the whole Andy Stephenson Situation (as Skinner called it) would just go away. Unfortunately for Dummieland, the DUmmie FUnnies will STILL shine the light on this scandal which demonstrates what a bunch of dim-witted gullible fools the DUmmies were. Until Scamdy or Skinner or Pitt makes a full public confession (or are indicted) the DUmmie FUnnies will consistently hammer the DUmmies on this subject in all future DUmmie FUnnies. This edition of the DUmmie FUnnies based on a DUmmie THREAD titled, “Are we really going to let the GOP talk us into running Hillary?” will continue smoking out the DUmmies on this point. As usual the DUmmie postings still in Scamdy Denial are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, about to reveal some inside political info he recently received, is in the [brackets]:
Are we really going to let the GOP talk us into running Hillary?
[Consider it payback for talking us into nominating Bob Dole in 1996. Bob Dole didn’t so much run to win as to merely build up his resume. Somehow this latter seemed very important to Dole in his future career of doing Penile Erectile Dysfunction commercials on TV. At least we have no doubt that Dole suffered from this problem (no one admits to this condition unless they really had it) but we STILL don’t know what sort of medical problem Andy Stephenson had although it was almost certainly NOT pancreatic cancer.]
I think she would be an awful candidate. She's not that great a speaker, clearly not at all concerned about corporate power, posturing more and more "moderate" all of the time. The Senate alone has at least a dozen other Democrats who would make better candidates than her.
[All the more reason why Karl Rove has designated her as your ’08 nominee.]
But the GOP is licking its fetid chops, man. They can just about taste the hatefest they would enjoy if she were running. There would be no holds barred on the calumny and slander that they would rain down on her.
[Karl Rove has put out a directive to NOT accuse Hillary of faking a pancreatic cancer operation. Something like that is OFF-LIMITS.]
They are walking a fine line, though. Having demonized her for more than 10 years now, they need to talk Democrats into getting her through the primaries, so they have to cool it down a bit and talk about what a great potential candidate she would be. David Broder put up a column not too long ago just like that.
[Psst! Why do you think the Bushes and Bill Clinton are acting like buddies now? It’s all part of the Rovian Master Plan.]
But they can't stop talking about her. Both Hannity & Colmes and Bill O'Rodent had segments on her Tuesday night. What other Democratic politician gets so much attention from those loons?
[Kerry recently got a flurry of press attention when he FINALLY signed his Form 180 to release his military records to the public. Yes, he FINALLY signed Form 180 and now we are waiting for him to FINALLY drop that signed form in the mail.]
Thinking "well, if the GOP hates her so much, they must be afraid of her, therefore she would be a great candidate" is the trap the Democrats cannot, must not, walk into. Step away. This will be the most important national IQ test for the Democrats in a long time.
[I am SO CONFIDENT of the low DUmmie IQ that I can flat out state the Rovian Game Plan without the slightest fear that you DUmmies can do anything about it. Hey! If you were DUmb enough to send in your money to Andy Stephenson for a phony pancreatic cancer operation then you certainly will easily be manipulated by Karl Rove despite advance warning.]
Having said all that, I'd vote for her in a heartbeat next to any GOP candidate. But please Lahd, and all my fellow Democrats, please don't let it come to that.
[It WILL come to it. And now to announce the ULTIMATE DUmmie nightmare, DUmmie ProfessorPlum. Not only is Karl Rove saddling you with Hillary but the GOP candidate for ’08 has already been decided upon---Dick Cheney. You think that Bob Woodward story about Cheney being drafted in ’08 was just idle speculation? A Republican Deep Throat handed that story to Woodward to pass along. The fact is if Cheney’s doctors give him the go-ahead and IF Cheney is convinced there is a groundswell of support for him, he WILL run in ’08. Look forward to a CONTINUATION of the Bush policies following the next election.]
condi vs. mccain. rove attacks once again.
[Nope. Cheney vs McCain=Cheney Winner. Rove STRIKES again!]
Let them run their nutcase ... and we should pick someone sensible. I like HC, but she simply has no chance for victory. All the general polls do not change the fact that swing state voters will not bite.
[Nutcase McCain might run but he CAN’T win against Cheney. “President Cheney.” Prepare for those words, DUmmies.]
If the Democratic Party runs Hillary ( a pro-war neodem), it deserves to lose. But we don't. If we can't get the party to wake up, the real Democrats ought to put together their own ticket with real Democrats.
[Hillary WILL be your losing candidate. Live with it.]
the media and GOP dictated who our candidate would be and those fine tuned political machines in Iowa and New Hampshire went for it hook, line and sinker. *cough*assholes*cough* It's been interesting to watch the same exact process being put into motion yet again.
[Interesting and FUnnie to see the Democrats falling for it ONCE AGAIN. ’08 will be a DOUBLE WHAMMIE for you folks. Hillary as your losing nominee and Cheney as OUR President.]
Even if she doesn't run, the GOP will make money on the RW's fear that she will. That's why we're hearing so much about her right now.
[All part of the Vast Rovian Storm. Hillary’s name will raise TONS of money. However, she WILL be your nominee. Make no mistake about that. So Rove has said. So let it be done.]
I guess that now, they want to tout her as the be-all of candidates for Dems in 08. We need someone who can WIN and I'm not sure Hillary can - which is why I think they are trying to ram her down our collective throats. And of course, they've subcontraced the MSM to help them do it.
[Choke on the Hillary in your collective throats!]
Sad to say, I don't like her enough to defend her when the hate fest revs in gear. And, I would never vote for either.
[HILLARY vs CHENEY = GOP LANDSLIDE]
We need her but we are too goddam stupid to elect her, so we don't deserve her.
[Hillary is just TOO GOOD for us. We don’t deserve her. Also we don’t deserve that other candidate for sainthood---Andy Stephenson.]
actually, technically, she is a horrendous speaker that has never squelched the "ah" impulse.
[Ah. You know, Hillary, um, does seem to, you know, have that, ah, problem.]
What if it was MCCain vs Clark. That would be interesting.
[About as realistic as Andy Stephenson’s pancreatic cancer. 2008 will be Hillary vs Cheney. Count on it.]
i can tell just how scared you are. *L*
So it's so important to take a site down that he has to be reminded to do it?
I found that rather curious myself. Maybe it's some sort of code since they can't talk openly at DU?
Hi PJ They're repeating the latest season now so that episode should be coming up in a couple of weeks.
This week's was Die Hippid Die, the funniest episode ever! I accidently recorded over it and was hoping it would be rebroadcast this weekend but it looks like I'm out of luck again.
This is just a wondering question.
What's jerk chicken?
(I make chicken noodle soup from a place, and its good)
So, they have some kind of DUmmie code book. I can just see them all sitting naked in their basements shuffling the pages of their books to try to figure the code out.
Speaking of old guys in drag, I had the pleasure last night was watching William Girdler's first film last night, Asylum of Satan staring Louisville legend Charles Kissinger.
He not only played the lead villain but the lead villains creepy/mannish female assistant. It was especially creepy because they dubbed a genuine female voice with a German accent.
Kissenger was much loved in Louisville as the host of Fright Night which he hosted as the Fearmonger.
On the commentary, the two commentators couldn't agree if it was the Adam's apple or the five o'clock shadow that most gave that "Martine" was a man in drag.
Working with something with bells, whistles, sirens, blinking rotating lights, for DUmmie Alerts! but will probably take a couple of days before it's in operation.
The DUmmie Alert!s are not finished; it's just that with this new web-site, we wanted to get them off of the DUmmie FUnnies, so as to not intrude on the turf.
We'll figure out something that makes it easy.
That's good to know Frank, I look forward to the return of the DUmmie Alert.
When and under what hame did Andy post on Fr? Never knew about that.
Ha! Someone (probably Caligirl) saw that he posted under his own name. Got banned too. There is apost on scamdy that shows he got banned from DU one too!
He posted under his name, Andy_Stephenson.
Was banned later.
Just like the Grand DUmbo "Skinner" banned him from DUmmieland back in mid-2003.
By the way, did you know paypal revoked its "association" with the round red one?
No more money to the round red one via paypal.
Yep, Im so scared, I'm shakin' it, boss. LOL.
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My all-time favorite movie!
AND! I can eat 50 eggs!
The thing that confuses me about PayPal revoking Andy's account is that I thought that happened around the 10th.
I remember Andy claiming to be done with PayPal and was only going to use Amazon and his PO Box from then on.
Now, PayPal is ending it's "association" with someone who ended his association with them nearly a month ago?
It's like keeping up with an episode of Twin Peaks.
Hey Frank, where are the Dynamic Duo (or trio)? They were around at CU ready to fight the good fight and defend their boy. Now that there is a site just for that purpose, has anyone seen them?
Maybe PayPal had to stay open while there people still asking for refund of their donations?? Like a checking account waiting for the checks to clear before you officially close it?
They never showed, because alas in their perception, I'm a no one, a nobody, a nothing, I don't count, so it's safe to ignore me.
Oh, well.
It's really odd, this narrow perception held by DUmmies.
On the Andy Resource Center site, there's now a posting of the DUmmie FUnnie links showing we were on them within hours of the first posting by the DUmmiette sfexpat2000.
We had started having an effect BEFORE May 10, but still, the DUmmies blame MrNiceGuy, Bev Harris, Andyscam, and the other conservative web-site, for their problems--even though it was the DUmmie FUnnies that got on the trail a whole lot earlier than these other "culprits."
But even though Free Republic is more than four times the size of DUmmieland, they think we don't exist, and so ignore us--of course, to their peril.
The DUmmies do not understand that if it would help any, even the Grand DUmbo "Skinner" would hop around in the sack with Helen Thomas three times a week, to get ONE-THIRD the numbers Free Republic does.
You lie with dogs, you get fleas. Did he personally profit... there were kickbacks involved.. from what I've read it was 1 or 1.5 points.
Also, Hoffa was a victim of a personal vendetta by Bobby Kennedy
Funny about Bobby, he doublecrossed everyone Joe made deals with to get JFK elected. The Mob, big labor. Maybe he was peeved that Joe picked JFK instead of him to promote to the presidency. And the kicker is a deal was struck with Nixon to pardon Hoffa for teamster support.
There is also a new picture on scamdy. You all probably have seen it, but I hadn't. A costume party or just regular party attire!
Thats an excellent Cool Hand Luke trivia question. Everyone I have known who saw and liked the movie couldn't remember how many eggs. Or why he was in prison.
it seems that I spell any better tonight than I did yesterday. I think my typos have character so I'm keeping 'em! LOL
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