Posted on 06/03/2005 7:16:14 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
Has Andy Stephenson entered a DUmmieland Witness Protection Program? For the past few days, ever since Andy began publicly harassing the relatives of Bev Harris by posting their names and personal information about them, Scamdy has DISAPPEARED. In fact ALL MENTION in Dummieland about Scamdy’s “pancreatic cancer” has disappeared and if any there are so bold as to post any reference to Scamdy, Skinner immediately sends it down the Memory Pitt. As to Pied Piper Pitt, following his much ballyhooed posting of documents “proving” that Scamdy did indeed have pancreatic cancer, he has retracted his head into his turtle shell and REFUSES to further comment about those documents. One big reason is that those documents Pitt posted accurately predicted in an April 27 FAX that Scamdy would have surgery during the week of May 23 even though at the time of the FAX the surgery was still scheduled for May 10 and wasn’t rescheduled until almost 2 weeks after the FAX was sent. Right now the DUmmies are hoping that the whole Andy Stephenson Situation (as Skinner called it) would just go away. Unfortunately for Dummieland, the DUmmie FUnnies will STILL shine the light on this scandal which demonstrates what a bunch of dim-witted gullible fools the DUmmies were. Until Scamdy or Skinner or Pitt makes a full public confession (or are indicted) the DUmmie FUnnies will consistently hammer the DUmmies on this subject in all future DUmmie FUnnies. This edition of the DUmmie FUnnies based on a DUmmie THREAD titled, “Are we really going to let the GOP talk us into running Hillary?” will continue smoking out the DUmmies on this point. As usual the DUmmie postings still in Scamdy Denial are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, about to reveal some inside political info he recently received, is in the [brackets]:
Are we really going to let the GOP talk us into running Hillary?
[Consider it payback for talking us into nominating Bob Dole in 1996. Bob Dole didn’t so much run to win as to merely build up his resume. Somehow this latter seemed very important to Dole in his future career of doing Penile Erectile Dysfunction commercials on TV. At least we have no doubt that Dole suffered from this problem (no one admits to this condition unless they really had it) but we STILL don’t know what sort of medical problem Andy Stephenson had although it was almost certainly NOT pancreatic cancer.]
I think she would be an awful candidate. She's not that great a speaker, clearly not at all concerned about corporate power, posturing more and more "moderate" all of the time. The Senate alone has at least a dozen other Democrats who would make better candidates than her.
[All the more reason why Karl Rove has designated her as your ’08 nominee.]
But the GOP is licking its fetid chops, man. They can just about taste the hatefest they would enjoy if she were running. There would be no holds barred on the calumny and slander that they would rain down on her.
[Karl Rove has put out a directive to NOT accuse Hillary of faking a pancreatic cancer operation. Something like that is OFF-LIMITS.]
They are walking a fine line, though. Having demonized her for more than 10 years now, they need to talk Democrats into getting her through the primaries, so they have to cool it down a bit and talk about what a great potential candidate she would be. David Broder put up a column not too long ago just like that.
[Psst! Why do you think the Bushes and Bill Clinton are acting like buddies now? It’s all part of the Rovian Master Plan.]
But they can't stop talking about her. Both Hannity & Colmes and Bill O'Rodent had segments on her Tuesday night. What other Democratic politician gets so much attention from those loons?
[Kerry recently got a flurry of press attention when he FINALLY signed his Form 180 to release his military records to the public. Yes, he FINALLY signed Form 180 and now we are waiting for him to FINALLY drop that signed form in the mail.]
Thinking "well, if the GOP hates her so much, they must be afraid of her, therefore she would be a great candidate" is the trap the Democrats cannot, must not, walk into. Step away. This will be the most important national IQ test for the Democrats in a long time.
[I am SO CONFIDENT of the low DUmmie IQ that I can flat out state the Rovian Game Plan without the slightest fear that you DUmmies can do anything about it. Hey! If you were DUmb enough to send in your money to Andy Stephenson for a phony pancreatic cancer operation then you certainly will easily be manipulated by Karl Rove despite advance warning.]
Having said all that, I'd vote for her in a heartbeat next to any GOP candidate. But please Lahd, and all my fellow Democrats, please don't let it come to that.
[It WILL come to it. And now to announce the ULTIMATE DUmmie nightmare, DUmmie ProfessorPlum. Not only is Karl Rove saddling you with Hillary but the GOP candidate for ’08 has already been decided upon---Dick Cheney. You think that Bob Woodward story about Cheney being drafted in ’08 was just idle speculation? A Republican Deep Throat handed that story to Woodward to pass along. The fact is if Cheney’s doctors give him the go-ahead and IF Cheney is convinced there is a groundswell of support for him, he WILL run in ’08. Look forward to a CONTINUATION of the Bush policies following the next election.]
condi vs. mccain. rove attacks once again.
[Nope. Cheney vs McCain=Cheney Winner. Rove STRIKES again!]
Let them run their nutcase ... and we should pick someone sensible. I like HC, but she simply has no chance for victory. All the general polls do not change the fact that swing state voters will not bite.
[Nutcase McCain might run but he CAN’T win against Cheney. “President Cheney.” Prepare for those words, DUmmies.]
If the Democratic Party runs Hillary ( a pro-war neodem), it deserves to lose. But we don't. If we can't get the party to wake up, the real Democrats ought to put together their own ticket with real Democrats.
[Hillary WILL be your losing candidate. Live with it.]
the media and GOP dictated who our candidate would be and those fine tuned political machines in Iowa and New Hampshire went for it hook, line and sinker. *cough*assholes*cough* It's been interesting to watch the same exact process being put into motion yet again.
[Interesting and FUnnie to see the Democrats falling for it ONCE AGAIN. ’08 will be a DOUBLE WHAMMIE for you folks. Hillary as your losing nominee and Cheney as OUR President.]
Even if she doesn't run, the GOP will make money on the RW's fear that she will. That's why we're hearing so much about her right now.
[All part of the Vast Rovian Storm. Hillary’s name will raise TONS of money. However, she WILL be your nominee. Make no mistake about that. So Rove has said. So let it be done.]
I guess that now, they want to tout her as the be-all of candidates for Dems in 08. We need someone who can WIN and I'm not sure Hillary can - which is why I think they are trying to ram her down our collective throats. And of course, they've subcontraced the MSM to help them do it.
[Choke on the Hillary in your collective throats!]
Sad to say, I don't like her enough to defend her when the hate fest revs in gear. And, I would never vote for either.
[HILLARY vs CHENEY = GOP LANDSLIDE]
We need her but we are too goddam stupid to elect her, so we don't deserve her.
[Hillary is just TOO GOOD for us. We don’t deserve her. Also we don’t deserve that other candidate for sainthood---Andy Stephenson.]
actually, technically, she is a horrendous speaker that has never squelched the "ah" impulse.
[Ah. You know, Hillary, um, does seem to, you know, have that, ah, problem.]
What if it was MCCain vs Clark. That would be interesting.
[About as realistic as Andy Stephenson’s pancreatic cancer. 2008 will be Hillary vs Cheney. Count on it.]
Good evening, Grandpa. :) Hope you enjoy your granddaughter for many years to come. I'm hoping my sons wait a few more years before bestowing the honor of Grandma on me. I'm still trying to recover from their teenage years.
I'm too scared. Shaking, here boss.
And I can eat 50 eggs, LOL+++!
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137. Send me a PM to remind me, and I'll have that site taken down.
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I've read somewhere that Andy is a Nader fan. I don't know if that was on CU or what. The way it was told, DU would not be happy that Andy is a Naderite. I wonder what DU thinks about Andy posting here at FR? I wonder if they know? When they realized Bev was posting here, they were calling her a Freeper.
Oh, btw, congrats on the new grandbaby! I love babies! I have a sister that pops them out. So far she has 4 and I love them to death. I have just 1 teenager. That's it!
Later on, someone should post a link to the timeline to prove it wasn't taken down LOL. I don't know much about hacking and websites so it worried me a little when I read someone was going to mess with it. I should've known too that anyone that's going to do something like that wouldn't post it to a messageboard, they would just do it. All their threats haven't gone anywhere, that I can see. Especially with Scamdy.com coming onto the scene. That's gotta hurt DU! Owie.
I should have typed "Later on, someone should post a link to the timeline at DU"
So it's so important to take a site down that he has to be reminded to do it? What's he going to say tomorrow when the site is still there.
I wonder what they're all going to say when nothing comes from all of their threats of litigation and jail? I guess they'll just blame Pres. Bush or Karl Rove.
Or the stinking of the Andrea Dworkin in 2005. (Andrea Doria sank in 1956, not 1954.)
OK then.
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To: beandog
I can't believe a CU mod came over to the scamdy site either.
Is that ridiculous or what? What was the point? LOL.
I guess DarkHolio just had to tell us one MORE time how bored he is with the topic!
778 posted on 06/05/2005 7:57:12 PM CDT by KJC1 (Somebody shook up the Ants!)
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As I said, I was somewhat drunk while watching it so I was laughing myself crazy. Also the other folks at the party weren't English speakers and couldn't figure out what I found so funny on the big screen TV. I hope to someday watch that same episode again. I mean I was laughing so hard I was sobbing!
I don't make the jerk chicken. I just go to the place where the jerk chicken is cooked. I should go back this Friday. I wasnt to ask the guy if the chickens are range chickens that he slaughers himself. That makes a big difference.
5620 W. 21st Street in Hollwood near State Rd 7 and Pembroke. In back of L&J Auto Repair.
Congratulations. Treat yourself to a bottle of good rum!
That was the crippled kid, not Timmy, but the comedian. He was going to perform at a talent show but he had a visible "pop tent". He was told to have sex to relieve it. So he was trying to get laid before the talent show so he wouldn't "pop" in front of the audience.
DUmmie Missy looks like an old guy in drag.
I thought it was funny that DH posted a thread that basicly said "I'm from CU ask me anything!" just like on DU! LOL
I guess he didn't like losing his Mod powers!
Oh my gosh you're right. It didn't even occur to me that that's what the DUmmies always say. You don't think he was doing it just to poke at the DUmmies do you?
Actually Jimmy Hoffa himself was honest. I read a lot about him and don't think he personally profited from the pension fund. However, he did have to work with the mob since that was just the way things were. Also, Hoffa was a victim of a personal vendetta by Bobby Kennedy. Maybe you don't like Hoffa but you have to admire the way he stood up to Bobby Kennedy.
Good grief already. DUmmie is, as dummie does. They can't figure it out.
I don't really know what his motive was. It just struck me as a page right out of DU! I felt as if I had made a wrong turn on the net somewhere. LOL
Shakin' it here, boss.
ala Paul Newman.
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