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DUmmie FUnnies 06-03-05 ("Are we really going to let the GOP talk us into running Hillary?")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 3, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 06/03/2005 7:16:14 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

Has Andy Stephenson entered a DUmmieland Witness Protection Program? For the past few days, ever since Andy began publicly harassing the relatives of Bev Harris by posting their names and personal information about them, Scamdy has DISAPPEARED. In fact ALL MENTION in Dummieland about Scamdy’s “pancreatic cancer” has disappeared and if any there are so bold as to post any reference to Scamdy, Skinner immediately sends it down the Memory Pitt. As to Pied Piper Pitt, following his much ballyhooed posting of documents “proving” that Scamdy did indeed have pancreatic cancer, he has retracted his head into his turtle shell and REFUSES to further comment about those documents. One big reason is that those documents Pitt posted accurately predicted in an April 27 FAX that Scamdy would have surgery during the week of May 23 even though at the time of the FAX the surgery was still scheduled for May 10 and wasn’t rescheduled until almost 2 weeks after the FAX was sent. Right now the DUmmies are hoping that the whole Andy Stephenson Situation (as Skinner called it) would just go away. Unfortunately for Dummieland, the DUmmie FUnnies will STILL shine the light on this scandal which demonstrates what a bunch of dim-witted gullible fools the DUmmies were. Until Scamdy or Skinner or Pitt makes a full public confession (or are indicted) the DUmmie FUnnies will consistently hammer the DUmmies on this subject in all future DUmmie FUnnies. This edition of the DUmmie FUnnies based on a DUmmie THREAD titled, “Are we really going to let the GOP talk us into running Hillary?” will continue smoking out the DUmmies on this point. As usual the DUmmie postings still in Scamdy Denial are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, about to reveal some inside political info he recently received, is in the [brackets]:

Are we really going to let the GOP talk us into running Hillary?

[Consider it payback for talking us into nominating Bob Dole in 1996. Bob Dole didn’t so much run to win as to merely build up his resume. Somehow this latter seemed very important to Dole in his future career of doing Penile Erectile Dysfunction commercials on TV. At least we have no doubt that Dole suffered from this problem (no one admits to this condition unless they really had it) but we STILL don’t know what sort of medical problem Andy Stephenson had although it was almost certainly NOT pancreatic cancer.]

I think she would be an awful candidate. She's not that great a speaker, clearly not at all concerned about corporate power, posturing more and more "moderate" all of the time. The Senate alone has at least a dozen other Democrats who would make better candidates than her.

[All the more reason why Karl Rove has designated her as your ’08 nominee.]

But the GOP is licking its fetid chops, man. They can just about taste the hatefest they would enjoy if she were running. There would be no holds barred on the calumny and slander that they would rain down on her.

[Karl Rove has put out a directive to NOT accuse Hillary of faking a pancreatic cancer operation. Something like that is OFF-LIMITS.]

They are walking a fine line, though. Having demonized her for more than 10 years now, they need to talk Democrats into getting her through the primaries, so they have to cool it down a bit and talk about what a great potential candidate she would be. David Broder put up a column not too long ago just like that.

[Psst! Why do you think the Bushes and Bill Clinton are acting like buddies now? It’s all part of the Rovian Master Plan.]

But they can't stop talking about her. Both Hannity & Colmes and Bill O'Rodent had segments on her Tuesday night. What other Democratic politician gets so much attention from those loons?

[Kerry recently got a flurry of press attention when he FINALLY signed his Form 180 to release his military records to the public. Yes, he FINALLY signed Form 180 and now we are waiting for him to FINALLY drop that signed form in the mail.]

Thinking "well, if the GOP hates her so much, they must be afraid of her, therefore she would be a great candidate" is the trap the Democrats cannot, must not, walk into. Step away. This will be the most important national IQ test for the Democrats in a long time.

[I am SO CONFIDENT of the low DUmmie IQ that I can flat out state the Rovian Game Plan without the slightest fear that you DUmmies can do anything about it. Hey! If you were DUmb enough to send in your money to Andy Stephenson for a phony pancreatic cancer operation then you certainly will easily be manipulated by Karl Rove despite advance warning.]

Having said all that, I'd vote for her in a heartbeat next to any GOP candidate. But please Lahd, and all my fellow Democrats, please don't let it come to that.

[It WILL come to it. And now to announce the ULTIMATE DUmmie nightmare, DUmmie ProfessorPlum. Not only is Karl Rove saddling you with Hillary but the GOP candidate for ’08 has already been decided upon---Dick Cheney. You think that Bob Woodward story about Cheney being drafted in ’08 was just idle speculation? A Republican Deep Throat handed that story to Woodward to pass along. The fact is if Cheney’s doctors give him the go-ahead and IF Cheney is convinced there is a groundswell of support for him, he WILL run in ’08. Look forward to a CONTINUATION of the Bush policies following the next election.]

condi vs. mccain. rove attacks once again.

[Nope. Cheney vs McCain=Cheney Winner. Rove STRIKES again!]

Let them run their nutcase ... and we should pick someone sensible. I like HC, but she simply has no chance for victory. All the general polls do not change the fact that swing state voters will not bite.

[Nutcase McCain might run but he CAN’T win against Cheney. “President Cheney.” Prepare for those words, DUmmies.]

If the Democratic Party runs Hillary ( a pro-war neodem), it deserves to lose. But we don't. If we can't get the party to wake up, the real Democrats ought to put together their own ticket with real Democrats.

[Hillary WILL be your losing candidate. Live with it.]

the media and GOP dictated who our candidate would be and those fine tuned political machines in Iowa and New Hampshire went for it hook, line and sinker. *cough*assholes*cough* It's been interesting to watch the same exact process being put into motion yet again.

[Interesting and FUnnie to see the Democrats falling for it ONCE AGAIN. ’08 will be a DOUBLE WHAMMIE for you folks. Hillary as your losing nominee and Cheney as OUR President.]

Even if she doesn't run, the GOP will make money on the RW's fear that she will. That's why we're hearing so much about her right now.

[All part of the Vast Rovian Storm. Hillary’s name will raise TONS of money. However, she WILL be your nominee. Make no mistake about that. So Rove has said. So let it be done.]

I guess that now, they want to tout her as the be-all of candidates for Dems in 08. We need someone who can WIN and I'm not sure Hillary can - which is why I think they are trying to ram her down our collective throats. And of course, they've subcontraced the MSM to help them do it.

[Choke on the Hillary in your collective throats!]

Sad to say, I don't like her enough to defend her when the hate fest revs in gear. And, I would never vote for either.

[HILLARY vs CHENEY = GOP LANDSLIDE]

We need her but we are too goddam stupid to elect her, so we don't deserve her.

[Hillary is just TOO GOOD for us. We don’t deserve her. Also we don’t deserve that other candidate for sainthood---Andy Stephenson.]

actually, technically, she is a horrendous speaker that has never squelched the "ah" impulse.

[Ah. You know, Hillary, um, does seem to, you know, have that, ah, problem.]

What if it was MCCain vs Clark. That would be interesting.

[About as realistic as Andy Stephenson’s pancreatic cancer. 2008 will be Hillary vs Cheney. Count on it.]


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KEYWORDS: andyscam; andystephenson; dummies; hillary2008; hillaryclinton
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To: SCALEMAN

Hey Grandpa!

She has the unique distinction of being welcomed into the world by the DUFUs...that's gotta count for something! You are going to have a blast! All the spoiling, none of the discipline. When they start to fuss, well...that's what they have parents for. Ours is only 18 months (a grandson is on the way...due date is the day before my birthday...told my daughter-in-law to keep her legs crossed for 24 hours...LOL), and my husband is already scouring Capital Press for the perfect pony.

That precious baby is doubly blessed because she has you to love and spoil her here on earth and your wife to watch over her in Heaven. God bless you and your family!

Cindie


721 posted on 06/05/2005 2:37:28 PM PDT by gardencatz (A brass unicorn...has...catapulted across a...street and impaled an eminent surgeon. Words fail me!)
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To: stands2reason; commonguymd; eyespysomething; Repub4bush; volvox; mozrock; ShorelineMike; ...
ALERT!


ALERT!


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Hey, there's a question going on, over at that other web-site the Andyites in DUmmieland are accusing P-J Comix (or was it Bev Harris, who's now doomed to be blamed for the elections of 1876?) of owning.

Someone found a legitimate foundation that gives money for medical assistance to those legitimately afflicted with pancreatic cancer.

P-J Comix, or Bev Harris, or Sam Hill, or whoever the owner of the site is, is wondering--would it be cool, or not cool, to direct contributions to that site (the foundation) from Scamdy.com?

We're--er, they're--wondering if there might be any downsides to this. Anyone have any opinion?

Remember, we're--oops, they're--new to this web-site-building thing, and don't want to cross any lines or cause any problems or violate good taste.

This a good idea, or not?

722 posted on 06/05/2005 2:49:15 PM PDT by franksolich (non-existent)
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To: franksolich
I apparently don't exist (which is worse than merely being irrelevant)

hey frank, you do too exist. The DUmmies have added to one of the existing threads about scamdy.com and They have offered the info that you are not "John Dean" or some "Jamboi" person. They were arguing more about John than the andy threads.

Oh yeah, BenBurch has everybodoy's IP address that has ever posted to him at CU. Plus, some guy is now going to take down delia's site. Just have it removed. Blamo!

It is very hard to follow one of their threads. Things posted to it today are smack dab in the middle of junk that was posted yesterday.

723 posted on 06/05/2005 2:49:47 PM PDT by CAluvdubya (You don't have to bother with me....I'm NON-RELEVANT!)
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To: CAluvdubya

Which thread?


724 posted on 06/05/2005 2:53:17 PM PDT by Krodg
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To: franksolich

Where are they posting?


725 posted on 06/05/2005 3:00:58 PM PDT by Krodg
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To: Krodg

Apparently in the DUmmieland padded cell, er, the "panic room," which is not quite the same thing as having a thread in DUmmieland.


726 posted on 06/05/2005 3:02:59 PM PDT by franksolich (non-existent)
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To: franksolich
Check out the new pic of WillPit. WillPit getting chubby as well?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=3393467&mesg_id=3393467&page=
727 posted on 06/05/2005 3:07:38 PM PDT by MisterRepublican ("First of all, I'm not going to apologize for asking these questions."-William Rivers Pitt)
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To: Krodg
This is the thread that has the more recent posts stuck in the middle of the old ones.

scamdy worried

728 posted on 06/05/2005 3:08:09 PM PDT by CAluvdubya (You don't have to bother with me....I'm NON-RELEVANT!)
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To: MisterRepublican
WillPit getting chubby as well?

He better get himself to the doctor. With his face getting rounder and a cherub-like look to it, he might have cancer.

729 posted on 06/05/2005 3:10:34 PM PDT by CAluvdubya (You don't have to bother with me....I'm NON-RELEVANT!)
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To: Krodg

You see, madam, the deal is, I know next to nothing about how the internet mixes in with a home computer, and since I know next to nothing, it is safe to be cautious.

Although most tell me that I'm too cautious by 10,000%, and don't need to worry so much.

Anyway, I don't go into DUmmieland from this computer--I use the computer in the office for that (a computer with a totally different ISP and ICQ)--because I'm never quite sure how these "cookies" work, and I don't want "cookies" from Free Republic to intersect or collide with "cookies" from DUmmieland, because that would then allow the Grand DUmbo "Skinner" to figure out who I am, in DUmmieland.

I don't know if this is realistic or not, but all I can say is that I've managed to be in DUmmieland for a very long time now, and surely this caution has something to do with it.

I have no idea, and usually when one has no idea, it is just best to be cautious.


730 posted on 06/05/2005 3:10:48 PM PDT by franksolich (non-existent)
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To: CAluvdubya; gardencatz

Did you notify gardencatz of the threat to "delia's site"? I don't know how you go about taking someone's site down. That's BS. Are you going to keep track of this? Maybe someone can save that thread or something.


731 posted on 06/05/2005 3:12:50 PM PDT by CaliGirl-R
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To: CaliGirl-R; gardencatz

gardencatz, see my post #723. Benburch is going to have your site removed. See my post #728 for the link. It's the scamdy.com is worried thread with new posts added.


732 posted on 06/05/2005 3:16:29 PM PDT by CAluvdubya (You don't have to bother with me....I'm NON-RELEVANT!)
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To: CAluvdubya
Isn't funny how DUmmies complain about FR's format. Well, their format makes as much sense as a dog driving a car.

It is much simpler to read something in chronological order. And one can always reply to a specific comment here.

Posting comments out of order is like most of what goes on at DU, disordered.
733 posted on 06/05/2005 3:18:45 PM PDT by MisterRepublican ("First of all, I'm not going to apologize for asking these questions."-William Rivers Pitt)
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To: franksolich

I wouldn't think any foundation would have a problem receiving funds. Maybe the Scamdy website owners can contact this pancreatic cancer foundation and ask.

I don't think it is in poor taste either. Andy got his money. Now if Scamdy was trying to convince potential Andy donors to donate to this cancer foundation instead of Andy, it would be in poor taste.


734 posted on 06/05/2005 3:20:43 PM PDT by CaliGirl-R
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To: CaliGirl-R; gardencatz
Pardon me, I was wrong. It's Restone that will take you down

Redstone (1000+ posts) Sun Jun-05-05 01:02 AM Response to Reply #29

137. Send me a PM to remind me, and I'll have that site taken down.

Redstone

My mistake, sorry

735 posted on 06/05/2005 3:22:35 PM PDT by CAluvdubya (You don't have to bother with me....I'm NON-RELEVANT!)
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To: CaliGirl-R
If they would somehow manage to hack the MOAT at gardencatz site, what makes them think it won't be automatically moved somewhere else. DUmmies are little control freaks aren't they?

They cannot quash dissent, and DUmmies get very angry when they cannot quash dissent.
736 posted on 06/05/2005 3:22:44 PM PDT by MisterRepublican ("First of all, I'm not going to apologize for asking these questions."-William Rivers Pitt)
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To: CAluvdubya

"Benburch is going to have your site removed. "

How does he plan to do that? What right does he have?


737 posted on 06/05/2005 3:22:46 PM PDT by imskylark
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To: imskylark

I have erred. It will be redstone, not benburch. Redstone did not divulge how, just stated as if it were done. They are funny!


738 posted on 06/05/2005 3:24:20 PM PDT by CAluvdubya (You don't have to bother with me....I'm NON-RELEVANT!)
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To: CAluvdubya

"Redstone did not divulge how, just stated as if it were done. They are funny!"

Did you do a screen save of the threat? He may be a hacker. Hacking is illegal, isn't it?


739 posted on 06/05/2005 3:26:35 PM PDT by imskylark
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To: CAluvdubya; gardencatz; franksolich

The timeline NEEDS to be posted at Scamdy.com. There it will be protected. Scamdy has great security.

The owners of Scamdy and the timeline need to get together. That timeline has too much info. I'm sure someone has it saved or something.


740 posted on 06/05/2005 3:27:32 PM PDT by CaliGirl-R
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