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DUmmie FUnnies 06-03-05 ("Are we really going to let the GOP talk us into running Hillary?")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 3, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 06/03/2005 7:16:14 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

Has Andy Stephenson entered a DUmmieland Witness Protection Program? For the past few days, ever since Andy began publicly harassing the relatives of Bev Harris by posting their names and personal information about them, Scamdy has DISAPPEARED. In fact ALL MENTION in Dummieland about Scamdy’s “pancreatic cancer” has disappeared and if any there are so bold as to post any reference to Scamdy, Skinner immediately sends it down the Memory Pitt. As to Pied Piper Pitt, following his much ballyhooed posting of documents “proving” that Scamdy did indeed have pancreatic cancer, he has retracted his head into his turtle shell and REFUSES to further comment about those documents. One big reason is that those documents Pitt posted accurately predicted in an April 27 FAX that Scamdy would have surgery during the week of May 23 even though at the time of the FAX the surgery was still scheduled for May 10 and wasn’t rescheduled until almost 2 weeks after the FAX was sent. Right now the DUmmies are hoping that the whole Andy Stephenson Situation (as Skinner called it) would just go away. Unfortunately for Dummieland, the DUmmie FUnnies will STILL shine the light on this scandal which demonstrates what a bunch of dim-witted gullible fools the DUmmies were. Until Scamdy or Skinner or Pitt makes a full public confession (or are indicted) the DUmmie FUnnies will consistently hammer the DUmmies on this subject in all future DUmmie FUnnies. This edition of the DUmmie FUnnies based on a DUmmie THREAD titled, “Are we really going to let the GOP talk us into running Hillary?” will continue smoking out the DUmmies on this point. As usual the DUmmie postings still in Scamdy Denial are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, about to reveal some inside political info he recently received, is in the [brackets]:

Are we really going to let the GOP talk us into running Hillary?

[Consider it payback for talking us into nominating Bob Dole in 1996. Bob Dole didn’t so much run to win as to merely build up his resume. Somehow this latter seemed very important to Dole in his future career of doing Penile Erectile Dysfunction commercials on TV. At least we have no doubt that Dole suffered from this problem (no one admits to this condition unless they really had it) but we STILL don’t know what sort of medical problem Andy Stephenson had although it was almost certainly NOT pancreatic cancer.]

I think she would be an awful candidate. She's not that great a speaker, clearly not at all concerned about corporate power, posturing more and more "moderate" all of the time. The Senate alone has at least a dozen other Democrats who would make better candidates than her.

[All the more reason why Karl Rove has designated her as your ’08 nominee.]

But the GOP is licking its fetid chops, man. They can just about taste the hatefest they would enjoy if she were running. There would be no holds barred on the calumny and slander that they would rain down on her.

[Karl Rove has put out a directive to NOT accuse Hillary of faking a pancreatic cancer operation. Something like that is OFF-LIMITS.]

They are walking a fine line, though. Having demonized her for more than 10 years now, they need to talk Democrats into getting her through the primaries, so they have to cool it down a bit and talk about what a great potential candidate she would be. David Broder put up a column not too long ago just like that.

[Psst! Why do you think the Bushes and Bill Clinton are acting like buddies now? It’s all part of the Rovian Master Plan.]

But they can't stop talking about her. Both Hannity & Colmes and Bill O'Rodent had segments on her Tuesday night. What other Democratic politician gets so much attention from those loons?

[Kerry recently got a flurry of press attention when he FINALLY signed his Form 180 to release his military records to the public. Yes, he FINALLY signed Form 180 and now we are waiting for him to FINALLY drop that signed form in the mail.]

Thinking "well, if the GOP hates her so much, they must be afraid of her, therefore she would be a great candidate" is the trap the Democrats cannot, must not, walk into. Step away. This will be the most important national IQ test for the Democrats in a long time.

[I am SO CONFIDENT of the low DUmmie IQ that I can flat out state the Rovian Game Plan without the slightest fear that you DUmmies can do anything about it. Hey! If you were DUmb enough to send in your money to Andy Stephenson for a phony pancreatic cancer operation then you certainly will easily be manipulated by Karl Rove despite advance warning.]

Having said all that, I'd vote for her in a heartbeat next to any GOP candidate. But please Lahd, and all my fellow Democrats, please don't let it come to that.

[It WILL come to it. And now to announce the ULTIMATE DUmmie nightmare, DUmmie ProfessorPlum. Not only is Karl Rove saddling you with Hillary but the GOP candidate for ’08 has already been decided upon---Dick Cheney. You think that Bob Woodward story about Cheney being drafted in ’08 was just idle speculation? A Republican Deep Throat handed that story to Woodward to pass along. The fact is if Cheney’s doctors give him the go-ahead and IF Cheney is convinced there is a groundswell of support for him, he WILL run in ’08. Look forward to a CONTINUATION of the Bush policies following the next election.]

condi vs. mccain. rove attacks once again.

[Nope. Cheney vs McCain=Cheney Winner. Rove STRIKES again!]

Let them run their nutcase ... and we should pick someone sensible. I like HC, but she simply has no chance for victory. All the general polls do not change the fact that swing state voters will not bite.

[Nutcase McCain might run but he CAN’T win against Cheney. “President Cheney.” Prepare for those words, DUmmies.]

If the Democratic Party runs Hillary ( a pro-war neodem), it deserves to lose. But we don't. If we can't get the party to wake up, the real Democrats ought to put together their own ticket with real Democrats.

[Hillary WILL be your losing candidate. Live with it.]

the media and GOP dictated who our candidate would be and those fine tuned political machines in Iowa and New Hampshire went for it hook, line and sinker. *cough*assholes*cough* It's been interesting to watch the same exact process being put into motion yet again.

[Interesting and FUnnie to see the Democrats falling for it ONCE AGAIN. ’08 will be a DOUBLE WHAMMIE for you folks. Hillary as your losing nominee and Cheney as OUR President.]

Even if she doesn't run, the GOP will make money on the RW's fear that she will. That's why we're hearing so much about her right now.

[All part of the Vast Rovian Storm. Hillary’s name will raise TONS of money. However, she WILL be your nominee. Make no mistake about that. So Rove has said. So let it be done.]

I guess that now, they want to tout her as the be-all of candidates for Dems in 08. We need someone who can WIN and I'm not sure Hillary can - which is why I think they are trying to ram her down our collective throats. And of course, they've subcontraced the MSM to help them do it.

[Choke on the Hillary in your collective throats!]

Sad to say, I don't like her enough to defend her when the hate fest revs in gear. And, I would never vote for either.

[HILLARY vs CHENEY = GOP LANDSLIDE]

We need her but we are too goddam stupid to elect her, so we don't deserve her.

[Hillary is just TOO GOOD for us. We don’t deserve her. Also we don’t deserve that other candidate for sainthood---Andy Stephenson.]

actually, technically, she is a horrendous speaker that has never squelched the "ah" impulse.

[Ah. You know, Hillary, um, does seem to, you know, have that, ah, problem.]

What if it was MCCain vs Clark. That would be interesting.

[About as realistic as Andy Stephenson’s pancreatic cancer. 2008 will be Hillary vs Cheney. Count on it.]


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KEYWORDS: andyscam; andystephenson; dummies; hillary2008; hillaryclinton
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Ben Burch thinks it's being "funded"! LOL!!!

"I do believe they have some funding."

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=104&topic_id=3786329&mesg_id=3791795&page=


741 posted on 06/05/2005 3:28:05 PM PDT by MisterRepublican ("First of all, I'm not going to apologize for asking these questions."-William Rivers Pitt)
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To: imskylark
DUmmies aren't beyond hacking the sites of people they do not like. I have seen it for myself.

But that was one particular site and may not have had adequate security. IT DOES NOW.
742 posted on 06/05/2005 3:30:58 PM PDT by MisterRepublican ("First of all, I'm not going to apologize for asking these questions."-William Rivers Pitt)
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To: MisterRepublican

How come this thread is not locked? They are mentioning scamdy! BWAHAHA


743 posted on 06/05/2005 3:31:08 PM PDT by CAluvdubya (You don't have to bother with me....I'm NON-RELEVANT!)
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To: CAluvdubya
Yep, and the Modstapo at DU are too stupid (or afraid) to realize that The Dowager Empress is running the show over there now.
744 posted on 06/05/2005 3:33:32 PM PDT by MisterRepublican ("First of all, I'm not going to apologize for asking these questions."-William Rivers Pitt)
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To: franksolich
I wanted to see where this question was posted. Sometimes I have trouble making my posts clear.

Hey, there's a question going on, over at that other web-site the Andyites in DUmmieland are accusing P-J Comix (or was it Bev Harris, who's now doomed to be blamed for the elections of 1876?) of owning.

745 posted on 06/05/2005 3:34:23 PM PDT by Krodg
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To: MisterRepublican

The "DE" may need money next year and needs to keep all fund raising options open.


746 posted on 06/05/2005 3:38:13 PM PDT by CAluvdubya (You don't have to bother with me....I'm NON-RELEVANT!)
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To: beandog
Well, according to DUmmy PI some of us are going to jail. So in case anybody missed it in the last DUFU's I have called the top bunk. :)

I guess this DUmmie PI better check some previous DU postings, especially the ones where 2 DUmmies "claimed" to have broken into JH's mailroom. This fall under the jurisdiction of the Postal Inspectors, and these guys make the KGB look like Boy Scouts!!!

(I'll bunk below you, if you agree to switch with me on a weekly basis....)

747 posted on 06/05/2005 3:42:07 PM PDT by dirtbiker (Solution for Terrorism: Nuke 'em 'till they glow, then shoot 'em in the dark!)
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To: MisterRepublican

I really don't think they care they got scammed. To them, this is a war between us and them. Why don't they create a website and post legitimate documentation to prove the accusation of it being a scam false? It would shut us up and put us in our place, right? You'd think they'd want to do that. They know our side snoops on DU and they are just making threats. Just that thread CAlubdubya shows they are more interested in shutting us down than proving there wasn't any scam.


748 posted on 06/05/2005 3:44:58 PM PDT by CaliGirl-R
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To: SoothingDave
How do you say "Croissant"?

I pronouncd it "cressent", doesn't everybody?

750 posted on 06/05/2005 3:49:10 PM PDT by dirtbiker (Solution for Terrorism: Nuke 'em 'till they glow, then shoot 'em in the dark!)
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To: Krodg

I know the DU post is here on this FR thread. I'll go back through the posts and let you know.


751 posted on 06/05/2005 3:50:54 PM PDT by CaliGirl-R
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To: CaliGirl-R
STILL looking for donations - 6/5/05.

From: DUPanicRoom@yahoogroups.com Date: Sun Jun 5, 2005 4:22 am Subject: File - Andy Stephenson Donations DUPanicRoom@yahoogroups.com Send Email Send Email

Hi DU Panic Room Members, If you are interested in donating to the Andy Stephenson fund raiser, her is how you can: paypal (excerpt by JLO)

If you do not currently have a Paypal account, you will first need to create one. Once your account is established, simply click on "Send Money" Andy's email account is: Andy_Stephenson@...

Whatever you can spare until our friend is back on his feet will be greatly appreciated by Andy, of this I am certain. He is a good person and needs our help, so please contribute if you can.

752 posted on 06/05/2005 4:08:37 PM PDT by JLO
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To: CaliGirl-R; franksolich
I was telling hubby the tales of Scamdy and showing him scamdy.com when I got to the part about Undie's sister not helping him (the remaining, wealthy one).

Who said Undie's sister didn't help him? sfexpat2000? How does anyone really know that his sister didn't, in fact, cover the cost for the entire surgery and Undie pro fitted even the base $50,000?

753 posted on 06/05/2005 4:09:13 PM PDT by CAluvdubya (You don't have to bother with me....I'm NON-RELEVANT!)
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To: Krodg

In this thread, post 481 then over to post 492 that has the DU thread link.

Hope this helps.


754 posted on 06/05/2005 4:09:13 PM PDT by CaliGirl-R
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To: CAluvdubya

I think Andy himself said his sister wouldn't help. I don't have any idea where the link to his post is. But I do remember reading that.


755 posted on 06/05/2005 4:11:18 PM PDT by CaliGirl-R
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To: CAluvdubya

spell check is my friend pro fitted=profited


756 posted on 06/05/2005 4:11:26 PM PDT by CAluvdubya (You don't have to bother with me....I'm NON-RELEVANT!)
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To: CaliGirl-R

And we believe Andy because....? It's just a thought, I'm taking my tinfoil hat off now.


757 posted on 06/05/2005 4:12:28 PM PDT by CAluvdubya (You don't have to bother with me....I'm NON-RELEVANT!)
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To: CAluvdubya

Bev Harris get blamed by the DUmmies yet, for assassinating Franz Ferdinand and his wife in Sarajevo in June 1914?

It's only a matter of time.

gardencatz's site is safe, and the information at any means is stored in about six other locations anyway; not to worry.


758 posted on 06/05/2005 4:17:46 PM PDT by franksolich (non-existent)
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To: CAluvdubya
Note to self........

Andyscam is on duty as a Mod today. Where are the answers to his/her question?

759 posted on 06/05/2005 4:18:21 PM PDT by CAluvdubya (You don't have to bother with me....I'm NON-RELEVANT!)
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To: franksolich
Bev Harris get blamed by the DUmmies yet, for assassinating Franz Ferdinand and his wife in Sarajevo in June 1914?

Not yet but I have been hearing rumblings that she poisoned Arafat.

760 posted on 06/05/2005 4:19:30 PM PDT by CAluvdubya (You don't have to bother with me....I'm NON-RELEVANT!)
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