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DUmmie FUnnies 06-03-05 ("Are we really going to let the GOP talk us into running Hillary?")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 3, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 06/03/2005 7:16:14 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

Has Andy Stephenson entered a DUmmieland Witness Protection Program? For the past few days, ever since Andy began publicly harassing the relatives of Bev Harris by posting their names and personal information about them, Scamdy has DISAPPEARED. In fact ALL MENTION in Dummieland about Scamdy’s “pancreatic cancer” has disappeared and if any there are so bold as to post any reference to Scamdy, Skinner immediately sends it down the Memory Pitt. As to Pied Piper Pitt, following his much ballyhooed posting of documents “proving” that Scamdy did indeed have pancreatic cancer, he has retracted his head into his turtle shell and REFUSES to further comment about those documents. One big reason is that those documents Pitt posted accurately predicted in an April 27 FAX that Scamdy would have surgery during the week of May 23 even though at the time of the FAX the surgery was still scheduled for May 10 and wasn’t rescheduled until almost 2 weeks after the FAX was sent. Right now the DUmmies are hoping that the whole Andy Stephenson Situation (as Skinner called it) would just go away. Unfortunately for Dummieland, the DUmmie FUnnies will STILL shine the light on this scandal which demonstrates what a bunch of dim-witted gullible fools the DUmmies were. Until Scamdy or Skinner or Pitt makes a full public confession (or are indicted) the DUmmie FUnnies will consistently hammer the DUmmies on this subject in all future DUmmie FUnnies. This edition of the DUmmie FUnnies based on a DUmmie THREAD titled, “Are we really going to let the GOP talk us into running Hillary?” will continue smoking out the DUmmies on this point. As usual the DUmmie postings still in Scamdy Denial are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, about to reveal some inside political info he recently received, is in the [brackets]:

Are we really going to let the GOP talk us into running Hillary?

[Consider it payback for talking us into nominating Bob Dole in 1996. Bob Dole didn’t so much run to win as to merely build up his resume. Somehow this latter seemed very important to Dole in his future career of doing Penile Erectile Dysfunction commercials on TV. At least we have no doubt that Dole suffered from this problem (no one admits to this condition unless they really had it) but we STILL don’t know what sort of medical problem Andy Stephenson had although it was almost certainly NOT pancreatic cancer.]

I think she would be an awful candidate. She's not that great a speaker, clearly not at all concerned about corporate power, posturing more and more "moderate" all of the time. The Senate alone has at least a dozen other Democrats who would make better candidates than her.

[All the more reason why Karl Rove has designated her as your ’08 nominee.]

But the GOP is licking its fetid chops, man. They can just about taste the hatefest they would enjoy if she were running. There would be no holds barred on the calumny and slander that they would rain down on her.

[Karl Rove has put out a directive to NOT accuse Hillary of faking a pancreatic cancer operation. Something like that is OFF-LIMITS.]

They are walking a fine line, though. Having demonized her for more than 10 years now, they need to talk Democrats into getting her through the primaries, so they have to cool it down a bit and talk about what a great potential candidate she would be. David Broder put up a column not too long ago just like that.

[Psst! Why do you think the Bushes and Bill Clinton are acting like buddies now? It’s all part of the Rovian Master Plan.]

But they can't stop talking about her. Both Hannity & Colmes and Bill O'Rodent had segments on her Tuesday night. What other Democratic politician gets so much attention from those loons?

[Kerry recently got a flurry of press attention when he FINALLY signed his Form 180 to release his military records to the public. Yes, he FINALLY signed Form 180 and now we are waiting for him to FINALLY drop that signed form in the mail.]

Thinking "well, if the GOP hates her so much, they must be afraid of her, therefore she would be a great candidate" is the trap the Democrats cannot, must not, walk into. Step away. This will be the most important national IQ test for the Democrats in a long time.

[I am SO CONFIDENT of the low DUmmie IQ that I can flat out state the Rovian Game Plan without the slightest fear that you DUmmies can do anything about it. Hey! If you were DUmb enough to send in your money to Andy Stephenson for a phony pancreatic cancer operation then you certainly will easily be manipulated by Karl Rove despite advance warning.]

Having said all that, I'd vote for her in a heartbeat next to any GOP candidate. But please Lahd, and all my fellow Democrats, please don't let it come to that.

[It WILL come to it. And now to announce the ULTIMATE DUmmie nightmare, DUmmie ProfessorPlum. Not only is Karl Rove saddling you with Hillary but the GOP candidate for ’08 has already been decided upon---Dick Cheney. You think that Bob Woodward story about Cheney being drafted in ’08 was just idle speculation? A Republican Deep Throat handed that story to Woodward to pass along. The fact is if Cheney’s doctors give him the go-ahead and IF Cheney is convinced there is a groundswell of support for him, he WILL run in ’08. Look forward to a CONTINUATION of the Bush policies following the next election.]

condi vs. mccain. rove attacks once again.

[Nope. Cheney vs McCain=Cheney Winner. Rove STRIKES again!]

Let them run their nutcase ... and we should pick someone sensible. I like HC, but she simply has no chance for victory. All the general polls do not change the fact that swing state voters will not bite.

[Nutcase McCain might run but he CAN’T win against Cheney. “President Cheney.” Prepare for those words, DUmmies.]

If the Democratic Party runs Hillary ( a pro-war neodem), it deserves to lose. But we don't. If we can't get the party to wake up, the real Democrats ought to put together their own ticket with real Democrats.

[Hillary WILL be your losing candidate. Live with it.]

the media and GOP dictated who our candidate would be and those fine tuned political machines in Iowa and New Hampshire went for it hook, line and sinker. *cough*assholes*cough* It's been interesting to watch the same exact process being put into motion yet again.

[Interesting and FUnnie to see the Democrats falling for it ONCE AGAIN. ’08 will be a DOUBLE WHAMMIE for you folks. Hillary as your losing nominee and Cheney as OUR President.]

Even if she doesn't run, the GOP will make money on the RW's fear that she will. That's why we're hearing so much about her right now.

[All part of the Vast Rovian Storm. Hillary’s name will raise TONS of money. However, she WILL be your nominee. Make no mistake about that. So Rove has said. So let it be done.]

I guess that now, they want to tout her as the be-all of candidates for Dems in 08. We need someone who can WIN and I'm not sure Hillary can - which is why I think they are trying to ram her down our collective throats. And of course, they've subcontraced the MSM to help them do it.

[Choke on the Hillary in your collective throats!]

Sad to say, I don't like her enough to defend her when the hate fest revs in gear. And, I would never vote for either.

[HILLARY vs CHENEY = GOP LANDSLIDE]

We need her but we are too goddam stupid to elect her, so we don't deserve her.

[Hillary is just TOO GOOD for us. We don’t deserve her. Also we don’t deserve that other candidate for sainthood---Andy Stephenson.]

actually, technically, she is a horrendous speaker that has never squelched the "ah" impulse.

[Ah. You know, Hillary, um, does seem to, you know, have that, ah, problem.]

What if it was MCCain vs Clark. That would be interesting.

[About as realistic as Andy Stephenson’s pancreatic cancer. 2008 will be Hillary vs Cheney. Count on it.]


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KEYWORDS: andyscam; andystephenson; dummies; hillary2008; hillaryclinton
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To: Allosaurs_r_us

I'm well aware I'm just learning...But the textbooks do come in handy now and then...can i pick your brain next semester???


681 posted on 06/04/2005 8:38:20 PM PDT by ReeWalker (Life isn't fair...GET USED TO IT!!!)
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To: beandog
Nevermind. Guess what? It helps if you actually use the right e-mail with the correct spelling!

I am now CAluvdubyaa! Sheesh to me!

682 posted on 06/04/2005 8:39:40 PM PDT by CAluvdubya (You don't have to bother with me....I'm NON-RELEVANT!)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Today I bought a nice new Comfy Chair -with wheels-, and now whenever I read anything from you anymore, I can quickly give a shove-off and I'm away from the keyboard.
683 posted on 06/04/2005 8:40:36 PM PDT by pigsmith
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To: txradioguy
you don't have two ip addresses that close by accident.

Well, if both sites are hosted by the same company on the same server, its possible. 'Tis rather fishy, however..

684 posted on 06/04/2005 8:40:59 PM PDT by Paradox (Who cares about his razor, I use Occam's Chainsaw!)
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To: CAluvdubya
"I used Yahoo. Still no go."

I use Yahoo as well.

Had to re-register using another Y acc't - one that doesn't use Spam-Blocker (goes automatically into Trash).

Sure enough, got it right away, in the Bulk box.
685 posted on 06/04/2005 8:41:08 PM PDT by decal (Where were YOU when AndyScam broke? Sluthering, perhaps?)
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To: ReeWalker
can i pick your brain next semester???
 
Anytime. Always glad to help a fellow FReep! 

686 posted on 06/04/2005 8:45:51 PM PDT by Allosaurs_r_us (for a fee........I'm happy to be........Your BACKDOOR MAN!....Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap!)
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To: Paradox
you don't have two ip addresses that close by accident.

Which 2??
687 posted on 06/04/2005 9:02:57 PM PDT by ReeWalker (Life isn't fair...GET USED TO IT!!!)
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To: Allosaurs_r_us
Anytime. Always glad to help a fellow FReep!

THANK YOU!!!!! And if I ever get a couple of state west I'll give ya a shout.."The drinks one me"??.
688 posted on 06/04/2005 9:11:10 PM PDT by ReeWalker (Life isn't fair...GET USED TO IT!!!)
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To: ReeWalker
Is anybody still here or is everyone all spread out on the many new and wonderful Undie sites?

Well, he wanted to be famous!!!

689 posted on 06/04/2005 9:11:17 PM PDT by CAluvdubya (You don't have to bother with me....I'm NON-RELEVANT!)
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To: CAluvdubya

i'm still here...


690 posted on 06/04/2005 9:13:27 PM PDT by ReeWalker (Life isn't fair...GET USED TO IT!!!)
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To: ReeWalker

Isn't it late where you are? I don't envy your day tomorrow!


691 posted on 06/04/2005 9:14:40 PM PDT by CAluvdubya (You don't have to bother with me....I'm NON-RELEVANT!)
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To: CAluvdubya

Not that bad..Except for loosin the net...we're only movin about 6 blocks...


692 posted on 06/04/2005 9:24:34 PM PDT by ReeWalker (Life isn't fair...GET USED TO IT!!!)
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To: Allosaurs_r_us

Holy crap. Different.


Attention! Attention! Scamdy.com open for business! Have at it folks


693 posted on 06/04/2005 9:25:41 PM PDT by JLO
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To: ReeWalker

There was a time when not being on the computer would have been no big deal. But now, it's the only way I get most of my news. This and FOX news.


694 posted on 06/04/2005 9:30:04 PM PDT by CAluvdubya (You don't have to bother with me....I'm NON-RELEVANT!)
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To: CAluvdubya; All
Nite All....Moving tomorrow...wish us luck...see's ya'll Monday
695 posted on 06/04/2005 9:32:50 PM PDT by ReeWalker (Life isn't fair...GET USED TO IT!!!)
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To: ReeWalker

Good night, Ree. Hope all goes smoothly and nothing gets broken!


696 posted on 06/04/2005 9:36:30 PM PDT by CAluvdubya (You don't have to bother with me....I'm NON-RELEVANT!)
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To: PJ-Comix

NO way will a hopital allow a cell phone in ICU!


697 posted on 06/05/2005 5:07:09 AM PDT by Budge (<>< Sit Nomen Domini benedictum. <><)
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To: CAluvdubya

I was busy during the night, and was in DUmmieland only a couple of times a few minutes at a time, looking at long-ago comments of Mr. Book Publisher, and so forgot to notice.

Did the DUmmies blame Bev Harris for the famine in Ukraine during the 1930s, or the sinking of the Andrea Doria in 1954 yet?

Did anybody notice?


698 posted on 06/05/2005 5:43:26 AM PDT by franksolich (non-existent)
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To: franksolich

Man, that is such an excellent web-site, a joy to read.

As soon as I get a few hours of sleep, I'm going to see what else KevinMalice has posted there.

<<making shameless endorsement.

http://forum.scamdy.com/viewtopic.php?t=20


699 posted on 06/05/2005 6:22:01 AM PDT by franksolich (non-existent)
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To: franksolich

700?


700 posted on 06/05/2005 7:22:20 AM PDT by NEPA
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