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DUmmie FUnnies 06-03-05 ("Are we really going to let the GOP talk us into running Hillary?")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 3, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 06/03/2005 7:16:14 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

Has Andy Stephenson entered a DUmmieland Witness Protection Program? For the past few days, ever since Andy began publicly harassing the relatives of Bev Harris by posting their names and personal information about them, Scamdy has DISAPPEARED. In fact ALL MENTION in Dummieland about Scamdy’s “pancreatic cancer” has disappeared and if any there are so bold as to post any reference to Scamdy, Skinner immediately sends it down the Memory Pitt. As to Pied Piper Pitt, following his much ballyhooed posting of documents “proving” that Scamdy did indeed have pancreatic cancer, he has retracted his head into his turtle shell and REFUSES to further comment about those documents. One big reason is that those documents Pitt posted accurately predicted in an April 27 FAX that Scamdy would have surgery during the week of May 23 even though at the time of the FAX the surgery was still scheduled for May 10 and wasn’t rescheduled until almost 2 weeks after the FAX was sent. Right now the DUmmies are hoping that the whole Andy Stephenson Situation (as Skinner called it) would just go away. Unfortunately for Dummieland, the DUmmie FUnnies will STILL shine the light on this scandal which demonstrates what a bunch of dim-witted gullible fools the DUmmies were. Until Scamdy or Skinner or Pitt makes a full public confession (or are indicted) the DUmmie FUnnies will consistently hammer the DUmmies on this subject in all future DUmmie FUnnies. This edition of the DUmmie FUnnies based on a DUmmie THREAD titled, “Are we really going to let the GOP talk us into running Hillary?” will continue smoking out the DUmmies on this point. As usual the DUmmie postings still in Scamdy Denial are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, about to reveal some inside political info he recently received, is in the [brackets]:

Are we really going to let the GOP talk us into running Hillary?

[Consider it payback for talking us into nominating Bob Dole in 1996. Bob Dole didn’t so much run to win as to merely build up his resume. Somehow this latter seemed very important to Dole in his future career of doing Penile Erectile Dysfunction commercials on TV. At least we have no doubt that Dole suffered from this problem (no one admits to this condition unless they really had it) but we STILL don’t know what sort of medical problem Andy Stephenson had although it was almost certainly NOT pancreatic cancer.]

I think she would be an awful candidate. She's not that great a speaker, clearly not at all concerned about corporate power, posturing more and more "moderate" all of the time. The Senate alone has at least a dozen other Democrats who would make better candidates than her.

[All the more reason why Karl Rove has designated her as your ’08 nominee.]

But the GOP is licking its fetid chops, man. They can just about taste the hatefest they would enjoy if she were running. There would be no holds barred on the calumny and slander that they would rain down on her.

[Karl Rove has put out a directive to NOT accuse Hillary of faking a pancreatic cancer operation. Something like that is OFF-LIMITS.]

They are walking a fine line, though. Having demonized her for more than 10 years now, they need to talk Democrats into getting her through the primaries, so they have to cool it down a bit and talk about what a great potential candidate she would be. David Broder put up a column not too long ago just like that.

[Psst! Why do you think the Bushes and Bill Clinton are acting like buddies now? It’s all part of the Rovian Master Plan.]

But they can't stop talking about her. Both Hannity & Colmes and Bill O'Rodent had segments on her Tuesday night. What other Democratic politician gets so much attention from those loons?

[Kerry recently got a flurry of press attention when he FINALLY signed his Form 180 to release his military records to the public. Yes, he FINALLY signed Form 180 and now we are waiting for him to FINALLY drop that signed form in the mail.]

Thinking "well, if the GOP hates her so much, they must be afraid of her, therefore she would be a great candidate" is the trap the Democrats cannot, must not, walk into. Step away. This will be the most important national IQ test for the Democrats in a long time.

[I am SO CONFIDENT of the low DUmmie IQ that I can flat out state the Rovian Game Plan without the slightest fear that you DUmmies can do anything about it. Hey! If you were DUmb enough to send in your money to Andy Stephenson for a phony pancreatic cancer operation then you certainly will easily be manipulated by Karl Rove despite advance warning.]

Having said all that, I'd vote for her in a heartbeat next to any GOP candidate. But please Lahd, and all my fellow Democrats, please don't let it come to that.

[It WILL come to it. And now to announce the ULTIMATE DUmmie nightmare, DUmmie ProfessorPlum. Not only is Karl Rove saddling you with Hillary but the GOP candidate for ’08 has already been decided upon---Dick Cheney. You think that Bob Woodward story about Cheney being drafted in ’08 was just idle speculation? A Republican Deep Throat handed that story to Woodward to pass along. The fact is if Cheney’s doctors give him the go-ahead and IF Cheney is convinced there is a groundswell of support for him, he WILL run in ’08. Look forward to a CONTINUATION of the Bush policies following the next election.]

condi vs. mccain. rove attacks once again.

[Nope. Cheney vs McCain=Cheney Winner. Rove STRIKES again!]

Let them run their nutcase ... and we should pick someone sensible. I like HC, but she simply has no chance for victory. All the general polls do not change the fact that swing state voters will not bite.

[Nutcase McCain might run but he CAN’T win against Cheney. “President Cheney.” Prepare for those words, DUmmies.]

If the Democratic Party runs Hillary ( a pro-war neodem), it deserves to lose. But we don't. If we can't get the party to wake up, the real Democrats ought to put together their own ticket with real Democrats.

[Hillary WILL be your losing candidate. Live with it.]

the media and GOP dictated who our candidate would be and those fine tuned political machines in Iowa and New Hampshire went for it hook, line and sinker. *cough*assholes*cough* It's been interesting to watch the same exact process being put into motion yet again.

[Interesting and FUnnie to see the Democrats falling for it ONCE AGAIN. ’08 will be a DOUBLE WHAMMIE for you folks. Hillary as your losing nominee and Cheney as OUR President.]

Even if she doesn't run, the GOP will make money on the RW's fear that she will. That's why we're hearing so much about her right now.

[All part of the Vast Rovian Storm. Hillary’s name will raise TONS of money. However, she WILL be your nominee. Make no mistake about that. So Rove has said. So let it be done.]

I guess that now, they want to tout her as the be-all of candidates for Dems in 08. We need someone who can WIN and I'm not sure Hillary can - which is why I think they are trying to ram her down our collective throats. And of course, they've subcontraced the MSM to help them do it.

[Choke on the Hillary in your collective throats!]

Sad to say, I don't like her enough to defend her when the hate fest revs in gear. And, I would never vote for either.

[HILLARY vs CHENEY = GOP LANDSLIDE]

We need her but we are too goddam stupid to elect her, so we don't deserve her.

[Hillary is just TOO GOOD for us. We don’t deserve her. Also we don’t deserve that other candidate for sainthood---Andy Stephenson.]

actually, technically, she is a horrendous speaker that has never squelched the "ah" impulse.

[Ah. You know, Hillary, um, does seem to, you know, have that, ah, problem.]

What if it was MCCain vs Clark. That would be interesting.

[About as realistic as Andy Stephenson’s pancreatic cancer. 2008 will be Hillary vs Cheney. Count on it.]


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KEYWORDS: andyscam; andystephenson; dummies; hillary2008; hillaryclinton
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To: dynoman; All
People, paste >> scamdy.com << into http://domainwhitepages.com/ to see who is the registrant that domain.

Oh, and bookmark!

641 posted on 06/04/2005 6:20:39 PM PDT by dynoman (Objectivity is the essence of intelligence. - Marylin vos Savant)
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To: franksolich

So are we still not able to get in yet?

I notice the comment about "DUmmie Proof Forum"

has it alread been hacked by the DUmmies or what?


642 posted on 06/04/2005 6:25:57 PM PDT by txradioguy (In Memory Of My Friend 1SG Tim Millsap A Co. 70th Eng Bn ...K.I.A. 25 April 2005)
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To: franksolich
Important announcement to come soon, but I have to go to town for some cigarettes first.

I thought that was the important announcement.

I was sort of near your neck of the woods this week, Frank. Well, within 100 miles or so (near Council Bluffs, IA). I thought about swinging by and saying 'howdy,' but I figured you'd be out for cigs when I swung through town. :o)

643 posted on 06/04/2005 6:26:04 PM PDT by Choose Ye This Day (Somos un país soberano en una época de guerra. ¿Por qué no podemos defender nuestra frontera?)
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To: All
Why would this line in the source code for the scamdy.com site include the www.w3.org address??

!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.01 Transitional//EN" "http://www.w3.org/TR/html4/loose.dtd"

644 posted on 06/04/2005 6:28:15 PM PDT by dynoman (Objectivity is the essence of intelligence. - Marylin vos Savant)
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To: dynoman
Why would this line in the source code for the scamdy.com site include the www.w3.org address?? !DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.01 Transitional//EN" "http://www.w3.org/TR/html4/loose.dtd"

Because the standard is maintained by the world wide web consortium (W3C) and that is the reference document type: http://www.w3.org/QA/2002/04/valid-dtd-list.html

645 posted on 06/04/2005 6:34:03 PM PDT by grwcfl537 (Linux Registered User 224182 -- Newsweek lied, dozens died)
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To: dynoman

Is that anyone we know?


646 posted on 06/04/2005 6:34:28 PM PDT by Choose Ye This Day (Somos un país soberano en una época de guerra. ¿Por qué no podemos defender nuestra frontera?)
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To: Choose Ye This Day; franksolich

but I figured you'd be out for cigs when I swung through town. :o)

---

I bet he misses alot of company while he's out getting cigs. LOL!


647 posted on 06/04/2005 6:35:22 PM PDT by JLO
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To: grwcfl537

OK


648 posted on 06/04/2005 6:45:43 PM PDT by dynoman (Objectivity is the essence of intelligence. - Marylin vos Savant)
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To: Choose Ye This Day; franksolich

I don't know...someone else might know, try frank.


649 posted on 06/04/2005 6:48:56 PM PDT by dynoman (Objectivity is the essence of intelligence. - Marylin vos Savant)
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To: Choose Ye This Day
I do know the IP for scamdy.com is 66.226.64.23 and the IP for anonymousarmy.com is 66.226.64.17 and both have the same registrar: ABACUS AMERICA, INC.

I wonder if the person who posted the warning at CU is actually AndyScam the mods there could check the poster's IP and see.

650 posted on 06/04/2005 6:58:14 PM PDT by dynoman (Objectivity is the essence of intelligence. - Marylin vos Savant)
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To: franksolich

90 minutes to get some cigs? Don't leave us hanging...


651 posted on 06/04/2005 6:59:00 PM PDT by Choose Ye This Day (Somos un país soberano en una época de guerra. ¿Por qué no podemos defender nuestra frontera?)
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To: franksolich
Attention! Attention! Scamdy.com open for business! Have at it folks

652 posted on 06/04/2005 7:04:31 PM PDT by Allosaurs_r_us (for a fee........I'm happy to be........Your BACKDOOR MAN!....Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap!)
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To: Allosaurs_r_us

Off-topic:

Troll alert on aisle 7:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/1416685/posts?page=1


653 posted on 06/04/2005 7:05:44 PM PDT by Choose Ye This Day (Somos un país soberano en una época de guerra. ¿Por qué no podemos defender nuestra frontera?)
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To: All
When you register a domain name you can put anything or nothing in the place for the Registrant, Administrative Contact, Technical Contact, and Billing Contact. This means the actual registrant might not be the person listed. Usually the web site manager's or owner's information is listed.

If you're playing games you could use anyone's information you wanted to.

654 posted on 06/04/2005 7:09:50 PM PDT by dynoman (Objectivity is the essence of intelligence. - Marylin vos Savant)
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To: dynoman
I do know the IP for scamdy.com is 66.226.64.23 and the IP for anonymousarmy.com is 66.226.64.17 and both have the same registrar: ABACUS AMERICA, INC. I wonder if the person who posted the warning at CU is actually AndyScam the mods there could check the poster's IP and see.

And see what???
655 posted on 06/04/2005 7:11:15 PM PDT by ReeWalker (Life isn't fair...GET USED TO IT!!!)
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To: Allosaurs_r_us

No thanks for now.....


656 posted on 06/04/2005 7:13:19 PM PDT by dynoman (Objectivity is the essence of intelligence. - Marylin vos Savant)
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To: ReeWalker

See if AndyScam is actually the one posted that the scamdy.com site was not him.


657 posted on 06/04/2005 7:14:56 PM PDT by dynoman (Objectivity is the essence of intelligence. - Marylin vos Savant)
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To: Choose Ye This Day
Well, that was fun, as always, many thanks.
658 posted on 06/04/2005 7:24:33 PM PDT by decal (Where were YOU when AndyScam broke? Sluthering, perhaps?)
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To: stands2reason; commonguymd; eyespysomething; Repub4bush; volvox; mozrock; ShorelineMike; ...
FINAL
DUMMIE ALERT!


FINAL
DUMMIE ALERT!


FINISHING TOUCHES NOW DONE ON THE 'ANDY INFORMATION CENTER'!


WWW.SCAMDY.COM!


ALL READY TO GO!


PEACE AND STABILITY TO RETURN TO FREE REPUBLIC AND THE DUMMIE FUNNIES!


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Okay, I am sure that Free Republic and P-J Comix are breathing a sigh of relief, just as the fine folks over in the other conservative web-site did earlier this week, as the fight to make America a safer and more decent society moves on to another arena, different terrain. All of these folks have been rather, uh, indulgent, and we in this war against fraud appreciate that indulgence, because we did cause some, uh, problems, tearing up their turf. Again, our heartfelt gratitude, and I am looking forward to resuming the "Norway ping list" here this coming Monday.

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As this is the final DUMMIE ALERT!, I wish to remind others why this is important; why everybody has a dog in this fight.

Fraud in our society weakens us all, corrodes us all, as the child-like, the imbeciles, the incompetents, the ignorant, and the DUmmies are manipulated and cheated by those who offer friendship or ideological solidarity, but whose real motive is simply to cheat those simpler than they.

In many ways, the war against fraud and deceit is just as important as the war against terror, the war against poverty, the war against ignorance, so as to ensure we remain a decent, civilized society. A confidence-man is just as much a threat to the Republic, as is an armed terrorist, taxation policies that discourage wealth-building, or the militant malcontent misinforming.

It is perhaps superfluous to mention that the war against fraud and deceit also involves a fight against blatant hypocrisy; a struggle against those who wish to make the rules for the rest of us to follow, while they feel free to go out and do whatever they want to do, following no rules at all.

The war against fraud and deceit is something in which all honest Americans of all ideological stripes should engage, and our thanks go out to all those, including many from the other side of the political aisle, who have put so much time and strength into this particular war.

Deo succore est.

659 posted on 06/04/2005 7:31:06 PM PDT by franksolich (non-existent)
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To: franksolich

If it's open for business how come I can't get past the second page? What am I doing wrong?


660 posted on 06/04/2005 7:34:15 PM PDT by beandog (The only time I was wrong was the time I thought I was wrong)
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