Posted on 06/03/2005 7:16:14 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
Has Andy Stephenson entered a DUmmieland Witness Protection Program? For the past few days, ever since Andy began publicly harassing the relatives of Bev Harris by posting their names and personal information about them, Scamdy has DISAPPEARED. In fact ALL MENTION in Dummieland about Scamdys pancreatic cancer has disappeared and if any there are so bold as to post any reference to Scamdy, Skinner immediately sends it down the Memory Pitt. As to Pied Piper Pitt, following his much ballyhooed posting of documents proving that Scamdy did indeed have pancreatic cancer, he has retracted his head into his turtle shell and REFUSES to further comment about those documents. One big reason is that those documents Pitt posted accurately predicted in an April 27 FAX that Scamdy would have surgery during the week of May 23 even though at the time of the FAX the surgery was still scheduled for May 10 and wasnt rescheduled until almost 2 weeks after the FAX was sent. Right now the DUmmies are hoping that the whole Andy Stephenson Situation (as Skinner called it) would just go away. Unfortunately for Dummieland, the DUmmie FUnnies will STILL shine the light on this scandal which demonstrates what a bunch of dim-witted gullible fools the DUmmies were. Until Scamdy or Skinner or Pitt makes a full public confession (or are indicted) the DUmmie FUnnies will consistently hammer the DUmmies on this subject in all future DUmmie FUnnies. This edition of the DUmmie FUnnies based on a DUmmie THREAD titled, Are we really going to let the GOP talk us into running Hillary? will continue smoking out the DUmmies on this point. As usual the DUmmie postings still in Scamdy Denial are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, about to reveal some inside political info he recently received, is in the [brackets]:
Are we really going to let the GOP talk us into running Hillary?
[Consider it payback for talking us into nominating Bob Dole in 1996. Bob Dole didnt so much run to win as to merely build up his resume. Somehow this latter seemed very important to Dole in his future career of doing Penile Erectile Dysfunction commercials on TV. At least we have no doubt that Dole suffered from this problem (no one admits to this condition unless they really had it) but we STILL dont know what sort of medical problem Andy Stephenson had although it was almost certainly NOT pancreatic cancer.]
I think she would be an awful candidate. She's not that great a speaker, clearly not at all concerned about corporate power, posturing more and more "moderate" all of the time. The Senate alone has at least a dozen other Democrats who would make better candidates than her.
[All the more reason why Karl Rove has designated her as your 08 nominee.]
But the GOP is licking its fetid chops, man. They can just about taste the hatefest they would enjoy if she were running. There would be no holds barred on the calumny and slander that they would rain down on her.
[Karl Rove has put out a directive to NOT accuse Hillary of faking a pancreatic cancer operation. Something like that is OFF-LIMITS.]
They are walking a fine line, though. Having demonized her for more than 10 years now, they need to talk Democrats into getting her through the primaries, so they have to cool it down a bit and talk about what a great potential candidate she would be. David Broder put up a column not too long ago just like that.
[Psst! Why do you think the Bushes and Bill Clinton are acting like buddies now? Its all part of the Rovian Master Plan.]
But they can't stop talking about her. Both Hannity & Colmes and Bill O'Rodent had segments on her Tuesday night. What other Democratic politician gets so much attention from those loons?
[Kerry recently got a flurry of press attention when he FINALLY signed his Form 180 to release his military records to the public. Yes, he FINALLY signed Form 180 and now we are waiting for him to FINALLY drop that signed form in the mail.]
Thinking "well, if the GOP hates her so much, they must be afraid of her, therefore she would be a great candidate" is the trap the Democrats cannot, must not, walk into. Step away. This will be the most important national IQ test for the Democrats in a long time.
[I am SO CONFIDENT of the low DUmmie IQ that I can flat out state the Rovian Game Plan without the slightest fear that you DUmmies can do anything about it. Hey! If you were DUmb enough to send in your money to Andy Stephenson for a phony pancreatic cancer operation then you certainly will easily be manipulated by Karl Rove despite advance warning.]
Having said all that, I'd vote for her in a heartbeat next to any GOP candidate. But please Lahd, and all my fellow Democrats, please don't let it come to that.
[It WILL come to it. And now to announce the ULTIMATE DUmmie nightmare, DUmmie ProfessorPlum. Not only is Karl Rove saddling you with Hillary but the GOP candidate for 08 has already been decided upon---Dick Cheney. You think that Bob Woodward story about Cheney being drafted in 08 was just idle speculation? A Republican Deep Throat handed that story to Woodward to pass along. The fact is if Cheneys doctors give him the go-ahead and IF Cheney is convinced there is a groundswell of support for him, he WILL run in 08. Look forward to a CONTINUATION of the Bush policies following the next election.]
condi vs. mccain. rove attacks once again.
[Nope. Cheney vs McCain=Cheney Winner. Rove STRIKES again!]
Let them run their nutcase ... and we should pick someone sensible. I like HC, but she simply has no chance for victory. All the general polls do not change the fact that swing state voters will not bite.
[Nutcase McCain might run but he CANT win against Cheney. President Cheney. Prepare for those words, DUmmies.]
If the Democratic Party runs Hillary ( a pro-war neodem), it deserves to lose. But we don't. If we can't get the party to wake up, the real Democrats ought to put together their own ticket with real Democrats.
[Hillary WILL be your losing candidate. Live with it.]
the media and GOP dictated who our candidate would be and those fine tuned political machines in Iowa and New Hampshire went for it hook, line and sinker. *cough*assholes*cough* It's been interesting to watch the same exact process being put into motion yet again.
[Interesting and FUnnie to see the Democrats falling for it ONCE AGAIN. 08 will be a DOUBLE WHAMMIE for you folks. Hillary as your losing nominee and Cheney as OUR President.]
Even if she doesn't run, the GOP will make money on the RW's fear that she will. That's why we're hearing so much about her right now.
[All part of the Vast Rovian Storm. Hillarys name will raise TONS of money. However, she WILL be your nominee. Make no mistake about that. So Rove has said. So let it be done.]
I guess that now, they want to tout her as the be-all of candidates for Dems in 08. We need someone who can WIN and I'm not sure Hillary can - which is why I think they are trying to ram her down our collective throats. And of course, they've subcontraced the MSM to help them do it.
[Choke on the Hillary in your collective throats!]
Sad to say, I don't like her enough to defend her when the hate fest revs in gear. And, I would never vote for either.
[HILLARY vs CHENEY = GOP LANDSLIDE]
We need her but we are too goddam stupid to elect her, so we don't deserve her.
[Hillary is just TOO GOOD for us. We dont deserve her. Also we dont deserve that other candidate for sainthood---Andy Stephenson.]
actually, technically, she is a horrendous speaker that has never squelched the "ah" impulse.
[Ah. You know, Hillary, um, does seem to, you know, have that, ah, problem.]
What if it was MCCain vs Clark. That would be interesting.
[About as realistic as Andy Stephensons pancreatic cancer. 2008 will be Hillary vs Cheney. Count on it.]
"Just a flesh wound! And now for my next number. . . ."
Maybe their tinfoil hats are on too tight.
No, I am not computer-savvy.
About one week into what the Grand DUmbo "Skinner" calls "the Andy situation," I began noticing similarities in vocabulary and posting--there is such a thing as "vocabularial fingerprints," but it is alas an inexact science--and started comparing.
And then when Amityschild started putting DUmmieland onto Excel, it further confirmed.
On the Head of St. John the Baptist, sir, I swear that I could not google myself out of a cardboard box, and so no illicit means were used to determine this; just straight up-front speculative analyis of superficial evidence.
He's the Abdominal Showman.
Quite witty as usual. "Abdominal Snowman"! Hahaha!
The one that got locked was the one where the snitch came in and said tombstoned DUmmies had emailed him about joining in on the fun but he had declined. Are there any that don't get locked.
What was I thinking?????This is how it goes..."Has anybody heard from An.....THIS THREAD IS LOCKED!"
: Huh? I had nothing to do with setting up Scamdy.Com. Just now reading about them getting riled up"
I know you had nothing to do with it, anybody with half a brain probably knows that. But the DUmmie somehow felt you did it because you were the first to use "Scamdy".
Dummie logic.
"They are on the "case" now. they have a credit card number to follow! Simplicity in all it's glory!"
Funny thing is that they only have that a credit card was used. The ISP will never tell anybody what the card number is.
You could add all the DUmmie brains together and you'd probably only get half a brain.
But EarlG just doesn't think that far ahead. He has revenge in his head and well......you just can't expect him to think logically!
Yeah, alas the 5th Assistant Grand DUmmie "EarlG."
It was the 2nd Assistant Grand DUmmie "EarlG" who gave the DUmmiette "sfexpat2000" permission to have one fund-raising thread (but the Andyites sneaked in a few more, with the help of the DUmmie Punidiot "William Pitt").
I think the then-Grand DUmmie "Skinner" and the Assistant Grand DUmmie "Elad" were out of the office or something, that day.....and it's probably going to be a very long time before they ever leave the now-5th Assistant Grand DUmmie "EarlG" in the office alone, because of his catastrophic error in good judgement.
Ben Burch starts his own little fundraiser. The Modstapo is not amused.
benburch Donating member (1000+ posts)
Sat Jun-04-05 06:55 PM
Original message
Your membership in the DU Elite will be cancelled unless...
You go to this thread;
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.ph...
And then donate at least $1 to the Guy James Show.
As the gatekeeper of the DU Elite, I take my responsibility seriously to make sure that only the most "in" of "the in crowd" is allowed the coveted Aura of Greatness.
You've been warned!
Melodybe Donating member (1000+ posts)
Sat Jun-04-05 06:58 PM
Response to Original message
1. Or add something to the Democratic Contract with America,
Edited on Sat Jun-04-05 06:59 PM by Melodybe
or sign John Conyers letter, or help with the Millions Against the Media March (Wed., Fed. 1, 2006).
Guy James rocks we need more like him, donate if you can. There is so much more to do than just sit on your butt and type.
Moderator (1000+ posts)
Sat Jun-04-05 07:05 PM
Response to Original message
2. Locking, Fund raising must be approved by the Administrators n/t
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=104x3786676
Oh man this is getting serious now.
Ben Burch has the FBI on the case. I can just picture how the conversation went.
FBI: FBI agent Smith here, how can I help you.
Ben: I need to place a compalint about some serious laws that have been broken.
FBI: Okay sir, I need some details.
Ben: Well there's this web site that's making fun of us any they used other pictures from the web and I'm sure some law was broken.
FBI: What's the name of the web site sir?
Ben: Scamdy.com
FBI (laughter in backround) Oh that site, yes sir we're already investigating.
Ben: That's great, what have you found out?
FBI: Well we don't have all the details yet.
Ben: are you going to make an arrest?
FBI: Were planning on doing something soon.
Ben: When, when...This is urgent, I mean were talking attempted murder here.
FBI: I'm not sure that wire fraud counts as murder, and the suspect is somewhere in Maryland right now so we should have him soon.
(Click)
To be a psychiatrist in [DUmmyLand] is to be an expert on paranoia, whether you meant to be or not.
--Paraphrase of a quote from the movie Citizen X about the hunt for Andrei Chikatilo
I don't know, somehow that quote just fits. To be an observer of DUmmyLand is to be an expert in paranoia, grifting, backstabbing, etc. whether you meant to be or not.
Another lock but not deleted. That way they can have another fundraiser without acually having a fundraiser.
I feel sorry for the FBI. How many times a day do you think the DUmmies call the FBI cause it sure sounds like they do it all the time.
This is a PS. Yes, a misunderstanding on my end. Sorry to all for any confusion! Regarding the photo on my profile page - if you right-click and look at the properties and go there, and then backtrack on that URL, that's the originator. I just 'borrowed' the photo.
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