DUmmie FUnnies 06-03-05 ("Are we really going to let the GOP talk us into running Hillary?")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 3, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[gate2wire]

1960 here. My high school baseball team played Cal's team in the State semi-finals 1978. They won. Anyway, thanks for bringing back some fine memories. I guess we should get back to the issue at hand. LOL.

[MisterRepublican]

Poor, deluded, gullible DUmmies being led over the cliff by Kelvin Mace, who is clueless.

Bev isn't the Wizard of Oz nor the Wicked Witch of the West, despite the DUmmies delusions.

But then what can be expected of them? If their mom yells at them about smoking pot in the basement, some Freeper narced on the hapless DUmmie. If they get a traffic ticket for speeding it's because some Freeper cop had it out for them. If their pizza is cold when the delivery guy hands it to them, Freeper did it.

Freepers are omnificent, omnicompetent, omniscient, omnipresent and omnipotent.

Who knew that by signing up over here, one is given godlike powers! Thanks Jim!

[Charles Henrickson]

Good post again, gc.

[MikefromOhio]

hehe

nah its ok man :)

I have heard Cal was quite a pitcher back in those days....

As for the issue at hand, the DUmmies are as DUmmies do. they will continue to be scammed by people they BEEELLIIIEVVEE in :-)

[ReeWalker]

bookmark

[franksolich]

Wow, I wonder who posted this, in the Misty room dealing with what the Grand DUmbo "Skinner" calls "the Andy situation;" since according to the Andyites, I don't exist, it's obvious I didn't post it:

Look, Lurch, get a clue.

NONE of the questions have been answered, despite that there have been ONLY 3 of them, and that they have been simple questions.

All of this other stuff is just smoke-and-mirrors.

The Andyites can post copies of authentic checks or photoshopped checks--they can post these things going clear back to 1827 or something--and it doesn't mean excresence, whether these things are real or not, because THEY DO NOT ANSWER ANY OF THOSE 3 QUESTIONS.

Those things, those arguments, are just so much wasted air.

WE ARE FOCUSED HERE, FOCUSED ON THE ISSUES, FOCUSED ON 3 QUESTIONS.....just 3 little questions. Everything else is utterly irrelevant.

If these three simple questions are answered with sufficient real-life (i.e., not sent over the internet) documentary evidence, then we will immediately lay off, forget the whole deal about what the Grand DUmbo "Skinner" calls "the Andy situation," return to our normal lives, and leave the DUmmies alone.

Andyscam asked 3 simple questions some time ago.....and made a realistic offer to donate $10,000 to the "cause" if he was wrong, and the Andyites were right.

Well.....the Red Rotundity didn't prove them, and so the $10,000 went right back into Andyscam's bank account.

So now this new offer.

I forget the exact wording of the questions, and so will impose upon Andyscam or one of his allies to post them here, in the exact words--but anyway, the new offer is that if Andyscam (or I) is wrong, and the Andyites right, I will personally go to the Red Round One and kiss his rear end in front of 1,000 jeering, hostile DUmmies.

[Duke Nukum]

"Questions are a burden to others."

"Answers are a prison to oneself."

"We take AmEX, Visa, MasterCard, and Discover."

"Pay up. Shut up."

Life in the Village.

[Paradox]

They blame Bev for the weather over there, sheesh. So someone goofed on him, thats not cool really, but then again, his info IS publicly available. Kelvin is an idiot though, he complains about his "private" information being used. What does he do? He goes and posts it on DU where bazillions will see it! I see that he has gone back and removed some stuff from his original post, like the address, but he left the phone number. The address is the easy thing to find. What a maroon.

[Duke Nukum]

Yep, President Cheney has a nice ring to it. I always felt it was curious that he was written off as an '08 contender even before a single vote was cast last year.

It was like the lamestream was eager to believe Cheney wouldn't run.

Who would he take as a running mate? Allen? DeLay?

[Bahbah]

Who would he take as a running mate? Allen? DeLay?

I would not think DeLay who, though wonderfully effective so far in the Congress, just doesn't have the stature and is weighed down with a lot of baggage, however unfair. Allen seems like a possibility...smart, presidential looking, reliably conservative from all that I know. Allen as VP could assuage any fears about Cheney falling ill during his term as he seems to be well up to the top job, if necessary.

[commonguymd]

oh my that would be site to behold (maybe a visual I don't need this early in the morning), but since you don't exist and since you are probably not wrong - doesn't look like this will ever happen.

[CAluvdubya]

i don't buy the whole thing with this Kelvin person. Nobody is going to break the law to make a web site over this andyscam stuff. Further, I would guess that anyone that has the intelligence to put that site together would also be well versed in computer knowledge and would not make such a transparent "mistake" to register it under someone else's name and not know it would be discovered and exposed!

Something's rotten in the state of Denmark

[commonguymd]

It was the dastardly Karl Rove's fault. I am sure of that. Or Bushes. Take your pick.

[commonguymd]

I see a jason tunks from Washington DC.

[CAluvdubya]

I see something, I'm just not sure what it is yet though. I do feel that no laws were broken. Either that site was put up by Kelvin Mace (whoever he might be around the net) or good ol' Kelvin lied about it knowing the DUmmies would get all stirred up (and us). I think the former.

Ever since I saw his declaration last night I have felt like the ant in the ant farm, though.

[commonguymd]

you never can tell, it is like a game of chess or something. I don't know how to play chess.

[Proud 2BeTexan]

What name is it registered under?

[commonguymd]

I did a whois.net

[CAluvdubya]

What sticks out to me (and I may be all wet, here) is that the scamdy site is beautifully set up. Tons of info there. Tons of forums. The hitch? No one can register. No one can make comments. It's as if the site was made for viewing only. JMO

[Allosaurs_r_us]

What name is it registered under?

It's registered under David Alan, BBV's "one upon a time" publisher. He is a registered DUmmie.