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DUmmie FUnnies 06-03-05 ("Are we really going to let the GOP talk us into running Hillary?")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 3, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 06/03/2005 7:16:14 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

Has Andy Stephenson entered a DUmmieland Witness Protection Program? For the past few days, ever since Andy began publicly harassing the relatives of Bev Harris by posting their names and personal information about them, Scamdy has DISAPPEARED. In fact ALL MENTION in Dummieland about Scamdy’s “pancreatic cancer” has disappeared and if any there are so bold as to post any reference to Scamdy, Skinner immediately sends it down the Memory Pitt. As to Pied Piper Pitt, following his much ballyhooed posting of documents “proving” that Scamdy did indeed have pancreatic cancer, he has retracted his head into his turtle shell and REFUSES to further comment about those documents. One big reason is that those documents Pitt posted accurately predicted in an April 27 FAX that Scamdy would have surgery during the week of May 23 even though at the time of the FAX the surgery was still scheduled for May 10 and wasn’t rescheduled until almost 2 weeks after the FAX was sent. Right now the DUmmies are hoping that the whole Andy Stephenson Situation (as Skinner called it) would just go away. Unfortunately for Dummieland, the DUmmie FUnnies will STILL shine the light on this scandal which demonstrates what a bunch of dim-witted gullible fools the DUmmies were. Until Scamdy or Skinner or Pitt makes a full public confession (or are indicted) the DUmmie FUnnies will consistently hammer the DUmmies on this subject in all future DUmmie FUnnies. This edition of the DUmmie FUnnies based on a DUmmie THREAD titled, “Are we really going to let the GOP talk us into running Hillary?” will continue smoking out the DUmmies on this point. As usual the DUmmie postings still in Scamdy Denial are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, about to reveal some inside political info he recently received, is in the [brackets]:

Are we really going to let the GOP talk us into running Hillary?

[Consider it payback for talking us into nominating Bob Dole in 1996. Bob Dole didn’t so much run to win as to merely build up his resume. Somehow this latter seemed very important to Dole in his future career of doing Penile Erectile Dysfunction commercials on TV. At least we have no doubt that Dole suffered from this problem (no one admits to this condition unless they really had it) but we STILL don’t know what sort of medical problem Andy Stephenson had although it was almost certainly NOT pancreatic cancer.]

I think she would be an awful candidate. She's not that great a speaker, clearly not at all concerned about corporate power, posturing more and more "moderate" all of the time. The Senate alone has at least a dozen other Democrats who would make better candidates than her.

[All the more reason why Karl Rove has designated her as your ’08 nominee.]

But the GOP is licking its fetid chops, man. They can just about taste the hatefest they would enjoy if she were running. There would be no holds barred on the calumny and slander that they would rain down on her.

[Karl Rove has put out a directive to NOT accuse Hillary of faking a pancreatic cancer operation. Something like that is OFF-LIMITS.]

They are walking a fine line, though. Having demonized her for more than 10 years now, they need to talk Democrats into getting her through the primaries, so they have to cool it down a bit and talk about what a great potential candidate she would be. David Broder put up a column not too long ago just like that.

[Psst! Why do you think the Bushes and Bill Clinton are acting like buddies now? It’s all part of the Rovian Master Plan.]

But they can't stop talking about her. Both Hannity & Colmes and Bill O'Rodent had segments on her Tuesday night. What other Democratic politician gets so much attention from those loons?

[Kerry recently got a flurry of press attention when he FINALLY signed his Form 180 to release his military records to the public. Yes, he FINALLY signed Form 180 and now we are waiting for him to FINALLY drop that signed form in the mail.]

Thinking "well, if the GOP hates her so much, they must be afraid of her, therefore she would be a great candidate" is the trap the Democrats cannot, must not, walk into. Step away. This will be the most important national IQ test for the Democrats in a long time.

[I am SO CONFIDENT of the low DUmmie IQ that I can flat out state the Rovian Game Plan without the slightest fear that you DUmmies can do anything about it. Hey! If you were DUmb enough to send in your money to Andy Stephenson for a phony pancreatic cancer operation then you certainly will easily be manipulated by Karl Rove despite advance warning.]

Having said all that, I'd vote for her in a heartbeat next to any GOP candidate. But please Lahd, and all my fellow Democrats, please don't let it come to that.

[It WILL come to it. And now to announce the ULTIMATE DUmmie nightmare, DUmmie ProfessorPlum. Not only is Karl Rove saddling you with Hillary but the GOP candidate for ’08 has already been decided upon---Dick Cheney. You think that Bob Woodward story about Cheney being drafted in ’08 was just idle speculation? A Republican Deep Throat handed that story to Woodward to pass along. The fact is if Cheney’s doctors give him the go-ahead and IF Cheney is convinced there is a groundswell of support for him, he WILL run in ’08. Look forward to a CONTINUATION of the Bush policies following the next election.]

condi vs. mccain. rove attacks once again.

[Nope. Cheney vs McCain=Cheney Winner. Rove STRIKES again!]

Let them run their nutcase ... and we should pick someone sensible. I like HC, but she simply has no chance for victory. All the general polls do not change the fact that swing state voters will not bite.

[Nutcase McCain might run but he CAN’T win against Cheney. “President Cheney.” Prepare for those words, DUmmies.]

If the Democratic Party runs Hillary ( a pro-war neodem), it deserves to lose. But we don't. If we can't get the party to wake up, the real Democrats ought to put together their own ticket with real Democrats.

[Hillary WILL be your losing candidate. Live with it.]

the media and GOP dictated who our candidate would be and those fine tuned political machines in Iowa and New Hampshire went for it hook, line and sinker. *cough*assholes*cough* It's been interesting to watch the same exact process being put into motion yet again.

[Interesting and FUnnie to see the Democrats falling for it ONCE AGAIN. ’08 will be a DOUBLE WHAMMIE for you folks. Hillary as your losing nominee and Cheney as OUR President.]

Even if she doesn't run, the GOP will make money on the RW's fear that she will. That's why we're hearing so much about her right now.

[All part of the Vast Rovian Storm. Hillary’s name will raise TONS of money. However, she WILL be your nominee. Make no mistake about that. So Rove has said. So let it be done.]

I guess that now, they want to tout her as the be-all of candidates for Dems in 08. We need someone who can WIN and I'm not sure Hillary can - which is why I think they are trying to ram her down our collective throats. And of course, they've subcontraced the MSM to help them do it.

[Choke on the Hillary in your collective throats!]

Sad to say, I don't like her enough to defend her when the hate fest revs in gear. And, I would never vote for either.

[HILLARY vs CHENEY = GOP LANDSLIDE]

We need her but we are too goddam stupid to elect her, so we don't deserve her.

[Hillary is just TOO GOOD for us. We don’t deserve her. Also we don’t deserve that other candidate for sainthood---Andy Stephenson.]

actually, technically, she is a horrendous speaker that has never squelched the "ah" impulse.

[Ah. You know, Hillary, um, does seem to, you know, have that, ah, problem.]

What if it was MCCain vs Clark. That would be interesting.

[About as realistic as Andy Stephenson’s pancreatic cancer. 2008 will be Hillary vs Cheney. Count on it.]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: andyscam; andystephenson; dummies; hillary2008; hillaryclinton
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To: Krodg









LOL, DUmmie!















1,161 posted on 06/06/2005 11:13:43 PM PDT by JLO
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To: Krodg

My guess is it will be the same tomorrow night. It was different this afternoon.


1,162 posted on 06/06/2005 11:14:32 PM PDT by CAluvdubya (You don't have to bother with me....I'm NON-RELEVANT!)
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To: CAluvdubya

I'll let her play. Goodnight.


1,163 posted on 06/06/2005 11:17:26 PM PDT by Krodg
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To: Krodg

You just wish!

Dummies are coming out in spades!!





I'll let her play. Goodnight.

1,163 posted on 06/07/2005 1:17:26 AM CDT by Krodg
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1,164 posted on 06/06/2005 11:27:46 PM PDT by JLO
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To: beandog
Oh, but my favorite "most delusional post" on that thread is:

katinmn Donating member (1000+ posts) Mon Jun-06-05 04:26 PM Response to Reply #60 69. Now Johns Hopkins will join the legal action against them
Sure would suck to be those FReepards at CU and misty_memory right now!!!

Can you imagine the hue and cry from the Andyliners were they to actually suggest calling JH to "let them in on the legal action"? I'm betting JH would certainly like to be included in legal action involving the "payment" letter, especially considering such a letter is not their usual way of doing business. But then, nothing about poor Andy's plight has been normal.

Cindie


1,165 posted on 06/06/2005 11:42:49 PM PDT by gardencatz (A brass unicorn...has...catapulted across a...street and impaled an eminent surgeon. Words fail me!)
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To: CAluvdubya

The only thing I can think of, is that when you aren't logged in, the site posts are GT time. Now if when you registered, and changed the GT to our time zone(which I think is -7)then when you log in, all the times will be switched to our time zone. Does that help?


1,166 posted on 06/06/2005 11:43:19 PM PDT by CaliGirl-R
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To: Krodg

Not a problem. I still don't understand. We both posted to each other this afternoon/evening and it was like a different person took over her computer tonight.

She did find the DU panic room posts dating June 5 still asking for donations to Andy. Good find!


1,167 posted on 06/06/2005 11:46:36 PM PDT by CaliGirl-R
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To: JLO
Well, if folks can't keep up... Don't blame ME!

I choose to blame you anyways.
Seriously, lay off the 'ludes.

1,168 posted on 06/07/2005 2:01:11 AM PDT by Chappaquiddick Crawdad ("E unum pluribus"? Perhaps you meant "ex uno plures", or is that "stultus sum"? hmmm...)
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To: All
Did anyone notice AdminKR's profile information at scamdy.com?

They list their web site as http://www.dailykos.com/ and their occupation as "Democratic Party Muckety Muck".

If this is true AdminKR could be a pretty heavy lefty whose stand has meaning.

Interesting.

1,169 posted on 06/07/2005 6:30:37 AM PDT by dynoman (Objectivity is the essence of intelligence. - Marylin vos Savant)
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To: CAluvdubya

Her knee is heeling well. She got the stitches out yesterday. She tends to overuse it at times, but when she doesn't overuse it, she's doing quite well. Thanks for asking. :)


1,170 posted on 06/07/2005 7:15:30 AM PDT by SSgtRast (Earth First! We'll pave the other planets later.)
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To: All

Check out the exchange at the bottom of this thread now.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=104x3797290#3801517


1,171 posted on 06/07/2005 11:16:40 AM PDT by lieutenant columbo
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To: lieutenant columbo

i saw this and posted some of it on scamdy under the Empress' thread. I will add that I posted it in a rough way as I am still trying to figure out how to do things over there.


1,172 posted on 06/07/2005 11:28:58 AM PDT by CAluvdubya (You don't have to bother with me....I'm NON-RELEVANT!)
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To: lieutenant columbo

Interesting, who is DUmmie seventythree, have not heard about him until now.


1,173 posted on 06/07/2005 11:31:14 AM PDT by beandog (Bean the Real Dog -we love you - our hearts are breaking)
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To: lieutenant columbo

Wow! Great find Columbo. Did you have a chance to read message 150 before it was deleted?


1,174 posted on 06/07/2005 11:32:09 AM PDT by Duke Nukum (They're not people, they're hippies! --Eric Cartman)
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To: beandog
The clock is now ticking on that thread. How long will it be before it gets Locked and "seventythree" gets banned!

Is betting illegal on FR? LOL

1,175 posted on 06/07/2005 11:33:46 AM PDT by CAluvdubya (You don't have to bother with me....I'm NON-RELEVANT!)
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To: Duke Nukum

It's posted somewhere over at Scamdy.com. I'll go try and find it.


1,176 posted on 06/07/2005 11:47:40 AM PDT by CaliGirl-R
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To: Duke Nukum

I think this was the Ben Burch post that was deleted.

http://forum.scamdy.com/viewtopic.php?t=43

Scroll down.


1,177 posted on 06/07/2005 11:50:35 AM PDT by CaliGirl-R
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To: All

Over at Scamdy.com, I read a post stating that someone deleted MistyMemory's photobucket at her website. I'll see if I can find the link.


1,178 posted on 06/07/2005 11:57:16 AM PDT by CaliGirl-R
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To: CaliGirl-R

Link to info of someone deleting at MistyMemory's site.

http://forum.scamdy.com/viewtopic.php?t=32

Scroll down.


1,179 posted on 06/07/2005 12:00:15 PM PDT by CaliGirl-R
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To: CAluvdubya

Hon, you just fine.


1,180 posted on 06/07/2005 12:16:55 PM PDT by CaliGirl-R
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