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DUmmie FUnnies 05-23-05 (Andy Stephenson vs Laura Ingraham)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 23, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 05/23/2005 11:03:23 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

There is currently a total lockdown on posts about Andy Stephenson (except what he posts about himself) in DUmmieland. Anything posted about the AndyScam situation is immediately tossed down the DUmmie memory hole. Meanwhile the Inner Party Member O’Brien of DUmmieland, Pied Piper Pitt, has reversed himself yet again after expressing strong doubts about Andy’s cancer. The latest directive is that Andy has pancreatic cancer. Andy has ALWAYS had pancreatic cancer. Yes, Pitt. Oceana is at war with Eastasia. Oceana has ALWAYS been at war with East Asia. Pitt/O’Brien has put his four fingers up before us and told us that he is holding up five fingers because the state says he is holding up five fingers as in this infamous Pitt/O’Brien statement explaining why Andy has ALWAYS had pancreatic cancer: “It's true because I say so. It's true because thousands of others say so.” And like the world of 1984, DUmmieland also has many Hate rallies. One such Hate Rally in particular is memorable because the target, Laura Ingraham, really does have cancer, unlike Andy who only has pancreatic cancer in an alternate reality. So why is DUmmie invective directed at Laura Ingraham? Simple. Because she is GUILTY of Thought Crimes. Meanwhile Andy Stephenson is given a complete pass from all skepticism because Pitt/O’Brien has decreed that his four fingers are really five. So let us now look at how the DUmmies treat a REAL victim of cancer who happens to be a conservative in this DUmmie THREAD titled, “Laura Ingraham has breast cancer.” As usual the DUmmie Hate Rally screechings are in Ingsoc/Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, viewing the proceedings from Room 101, is in the [brackets]:

Laura Ingraham has breast cancer. Let's keep her in our prayers

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!! Your normal human sympathy plus your low post count gives you away!]

Cancer isn't a good thing, but it's her problem. I fell no obligation to pray for people who make the world worse.

[A normal reaction…for a DUmmie.]

Lucifer has cancer...please include him in your prayers. David Duke has cancer please pray for him. Liberal Andy has been diagnosed with cancer...if I do pray...I will pray for him.

[Correction: Liberal Andy does NOT have pancreatic cancer. However, you don’t have to pray for him. Just send in your money.]

She has to muster what few shreds of her life are not based on lies and evil and fight this on her own.

[Speaking of based on lies… How is Andy’s NON-EXISTENT pancreatic cancer?]

i hope she has to declare bankruptsy and see's how the other side lives!!

[At least she won’t be hitting up folks for PayPal payments for a PHONY pancreatic cancer operation.]

Of course we wish the best for her in this fight.

[Huh? This doesn’t seem like the typical DUmmie expression of non-sympathy for Laura. Must read more from this poster…]

I have been a Democrat for a long time, and part of the Democratic principles that attracted me as a young person and kept me a Democrat all these years is our compassion. Democrats are simply good and decent people. And good and decent people want everyone to do well -- those who agree with them and those who do not. We fight for the right of voices with which we disagree to speak out, for the right of people to say things we don't believe to be true, even for the right to be malicious and mean-spirited. If we fight for the right for LI to say what she says, how in the world can we use our disagreement with those words as an excuse not to be compassionate in her fight with cancer. Being willing to have her voice muted by illness is the same thing as not wanting her voice to be heard. It is not Democratic or democratic.

[Too rational here. DOES NOT COMPUTE! Must read more from this mystery poster…]

I hope others will join me in wishing her Godspeed in this fight, for the easiest road that she can have, and even for the development of compassion about others who have faced hardship and disease without the support network she -- and I -- have. As I go through treatment for this same disease, I think often about the women who fight breast cancer without health insurance, without a supportive husband, with a physically demanding job that doesn't know or doesn't care that she is exhausted and weak and aching, with children but no child care. I find it absolutely impossible that LI won't also have those thoughts run through her head or that she won't rethink her position on health care or the social safety net. Pray for her health AND her enlightenment, if you must. But pray, with me, for her good health.

[Praying for Laura’s good health? That will put you at odds with the vast majority of the DUmmies. And, lo and behold, this “mystery poster” turns out to be none other than Elizabeth Edwards herself. Nice of you to express sympathy towards Laura, Elizabeth. However, you might get an education into DUmmie hatred by reading their sicko posts on this thread. As to your own medical problems, the EVIL FASCISTS on the Free Republic had nothing but sympathy and good wishes for you as you can see on this Freeper THREAD.]

Elizabeth, you are clearly a terrific person and of a type who is the Soul of the Democratic Party. But what we Democrats need now, as we face the greatest threat to the Constitution of the United States since the Civil War (perhaps EVER, when viewed from the angle of Caesar Bush crossing the Rubicon), are some Hard and Tough and MEAN Warriors.

[“MEAN.” That certainly describes the DUmmies. Continue DUmmie tom_paine…]

And that, by necessity, requires hardening of the heart. It might not be right but if the choice is hard heart to insure restoration of Free America, then I will choose Hard Heart every time.

[Cold heart too. Continue DUmmie tom_paine…]

And no disrespect to your kindness and decency, but when have these Bushevik Monsters EVER shown us anything of the sort?

[Um…Did you check the Freeper thread posted above you, DUmmie tom_paine? Continue with your spew…]

Maybe it was when they used the Wellstone Funeral as grotesque political tool in 2002.

[Oh, so it was the REPUBLICANS who used the Wellstone funeral as a grotesque political tool? Nice rewrite of history. Maybe you tossed the video of the actual funeral down the Memory Hole.]

You may be able to retain your good will towards these monsters. I cannot.

[Thank you for that enlightening castigation of Elizabeth Edwards for urging sympathy for Laura Ingraham, DUmmie tom_paine.]

But we lose our credibility as advocates for decency and truth if we say hateful things about her vulnerability to a disease.

[DUmmieland lost its credibility a long time ago, Mrs. Edwards.]

But I cannot in good conscience pray for the health of someone who has abetted UnAmerican Totalitarianism with all of her heart.

[But did you in good conscience send in your money to someone who has abetted a FRAUD with all his heart?]

She Probably Gave it to Herself...All that Hate, Lies, Anger...

[Lies…Something Scamdy with his non-existent pancreatic cancer is very familiar with.]

F*ck Laura Ingrahm. F*ck her.

[Elizabeth Edwards asks for sympathy towards Laura Ingraham and this is the DUmmie reply.]

You want me to pray for her? Yech. How about you want me to pray for Hitler? No, not going to do it. No, not Stalin either. How about you want me to pray for Osama Bin Ladin? Not probably going to happen. Rush Limbaugh? Hannity? Medvid (Medvidiot)? O'Really? Rupert? The Bush family? Naw.... My best is going for Andy.

[Your best goes to Andy who is FAKING his disease. Interesting.]

But those who spout hatred on a regular basis often manifest that hatred in themselves. And this may have happened in Laura Ingraham's case.

[So what happened in Andy’s case? Ooops! Just remembered. He does NOT have pancreatic cancer.]

I can't believe the shit I am reading here.

[And this DUmmie wins a Kewpie doll for having a brief moment of mental clarity.]

These comments on DU are absolutely predictable. Every time someone with whom we disagree has a health problem or dies, the celebration begins.....

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]

She's got all of konservative amerika praying for her. Who's praying for the single parent with cancer, or anyone else not in the media limelight for that matter? Those are the people I pray for. People like her sold their souls to the devil to get where they are. Let Lucifer comfort her in her time of trial and tribulation.

[Phew! Two DUmmie threads in a row before yours displaying some normality. Thank you for bringing this discussion back to its normal Dummie hate level.]

But when a person has that much hatred, it often manifests itself in physical ailments. For example, my first wife had so much hatred against me and resentment against society in general for the way she was treated for being a lesbian, she died of heart and kidney failure at age 46.

[Um… I could ask why you married a lesbian but since this is DUmmieland I guess it is not considered unusual.]

I didn't shed a tear for Barbara Olsen and I won't work up too much sympathy for Ingraham. Karma's a bitch, ain't it?

[Will Scamdy be saying that when he gets the handcuffs slapped on him this Thursday at Johns Hopkins.]

Couldn't have happened to a kinder, sweeter, more gentle...HARPY!!!!! It would be absolutely terrible if she choked on her own vomit while under anesthesia!!! I'm praying, I'm praying, I'm praying...

[Note to Elizabeth Edwards: The above is a comment from a TYPICAL DUmmie.]

I'm sick of reading these comments on a daily basis. And I, for one, am leaving permanently.

[A DUmmie sees the LIGHT and, as a result, LEAVES Dummieland.]

Locking......This discussion has run its course. DU Moderator.

[The Truths HURTS which is why you are also locking all Scamdy threads too.]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: andyscam; andystephenson; dummies; edwards; lauraingraham
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To: Welsh Rabbit
Secondly, he blames his (ex?) wifes hatred for him on her and society.

Secondly, he blames his (ex?) wife's hatred for him on her and her hatred of society.
41 posted on 05/23/2005 11:42:43 AM PDT by Welsh Rabbit
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To: PJ-Comix
It's no wonder peole are leaving the dem party in droves.

These people are more hate filled then the nazi's in their prime.

42 posted on 05/23/2005 11:43:28 AM PDT by Bullish
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To: PJ-Comix

Bookmark


43 posted on 05/23/2005 11:44:06 AM PDT by Misty Memory (Why is it that most of the Wild Turkey's on FR look more like vultures?)
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To: Dashing Dasher
Top 4000?

Always a safe goal on these threads.

44 posted on 05/23/2005 11:45:30 AM PDT by Larry Lucido
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To: speed_addiction

Hey, nice, um, uh, nostrils. Ya got her phone number?


45 posted on 05/23/2005 11:48:53 AM PDT by Larry Lucido
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To: Ditter
I don't remember any hateful posts at FR about Elizabeth Edwards when it was announced that she had cancer. Maybe there were but not many.

There were none. Didn't you see the link I posted to the FR thread about Elizabeth Edward's and cancer? Everyone wished her the best here.

46 posted on 05/23/2005 11:49:33 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: Dashing Dasher
Top 4000?

You'll always be in my top 4000.

47 posted on 05/23/2005 11:50:40 AM PDT by kevkrom ("Those who stand for nothing fall for anything." -- Alexander Hamilton)
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To: Darkwolf
Unfortunately, the rest of your post is truly disturbing. As someone who prides himself on his inability to be shocked by 99% of what shocks other people, I have to admit I could only read a couple of the DUmmie posts. That's some really disturbing stuff

Especially the DUmmie post where the poster says that he/she hopes that Andy really does have cancer so Pitt will look better. PJ-Comix nominated it for DUmmie "Quote of the Year".

48 posted on 05/23/2005 11:56:00 AM PDT by Ronaldus Magnus Reagan
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To: Repub4bush; PJ-Comix; franksolich; commonguymd; gardencatz; KJC1; MisterRepublican; ...
PJ due to the length of the last DUFU thread,should you ask the mods to lock it so we insure all going there will come here and no info will be lost?

I don't know that that's necessary, R4b. There may be a few straggling, residual posts over there, but I think most of the regulars will catch on that it's time to move new info over here.

BTW, for anyone wanting to refer to previous posts on AndyScam, here are the links to the last four monstro Undie threads:

DUmmie FUnnies 05-17-05 ("I'm pretty upset right now, and I need an explanation" ---Pitt)

DUmmie FUnnies 05-16-05 ("Anyone have an update on Andy?")

DUmmie FUnnies 05-13-05 (Pied Piper Pitt Hasn't Slept Since April!)

DUmmie FUnnies 05-10-05 ("About the Andy Stephenson situation"---Skinner)

49 posted on 05/23/2005 11:56:05 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (UndieCo cried and thou$and$ now hide!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Thanks. I was a straggler, but now I am here.

Round 5! Woo Hoo!


50 posted on 05/23/2005 11:58:53 AM PDT by KJC1 (Somebody shook up the Ants!)
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To: Welsh Rabbit
Thirdly, HE married a lesbo

I think the HE part is an assumption.

51 posted on 05/23/2005 11:59:07 AM PDT by SCALEMAN (Super Cards/Rams Fan)
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To: Ditter
I don't remember any hateful posts at FR about Elizabeth Edwards when it was announced that she had cancer. Maybe there were but not many.

The posts about Edwards broke down like this:

95% Wishing her a full recovery and offering prayer
5% Making a joke about her husband's many malpractice lawsuits.

Note that many of those 5% also said they hoped she recovered, and nobody, I mean nobody, that I remember said "Well she deserves it." DUers are psychos.

52 posted on 05/23/2005 11:59:18 AM PDT by Mr. Silverback ("Slippery slope? Try cliffdiving."--Freeper Crazieman comments on the post-Terri world.)
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To: Ronaldus Magnus Reagan
Are you serious? Wow. These people are mentally challenged.

I see the DUmmies as overweight, jobless, angry people who keep up on all the progressive news and spew their hatred nonstop on that site. I used to lurk there and I finally left because it was both idiotic and stupid. So it shouldn't surprise me that hatred blooms in such ignorant BS.

53 posted on 05/23/2005 12:01:48 PM PDT by Darkwolf (aka Darkwolf377 lurker since'01, member since 4/'04--stop clogging me with pings!)
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To: PJ-Comix

Yes that is the way I remember it, prayers and kind thoughts for Elizabeth Edwards.


54 posted on 05/23/2005 12:01:50 PM PDT by Ditter
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To: PJ-Comix

My goodness! Reading that has made me sick. Nauseous.

What toxic people. Maybe Andy really does have cancer from being amid that lot?

I'm going to pray for them all.

I recently read somewhere about some indian nation that routinely prays for what they called the "unloved" who are people that do not love themselves. The idea struck a cord in me.

I'd think a bunch of New Age drumming circle hippies would be familiar with such a concept. If we're as evil as they say, we would definitely qualify as "unloved" and therefore be in the greatest need of their prayers.

But like certain birds, DUmmies look in the mirror and mistake the face peering back as some hate filled enemy. And most likely, they are right.


55 posted on 05/23/2005 12:04:50 PM PDT by Duke Nukum (Listen up Moore-ons: Newsweek Lied and People Died)
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To: PJ-Comix
We demand answers from UndieCo! Where is the Cancer of Mass Detection (CMD)? Where is the proof? That was your main justification for entering this fundraising campaign, after all. Why won't you let Scott Ritter in to do an inspection?

UndieCo cried and thou$and$ now hide!

56 posted on 05/23/2005 12:05:01 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (UndieCo cried and thou$and$ now hide!)
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To: PJ-Comix

Greta will show it, I'm sure.


57 posted on 05/23/2005 12:06:48 PM PDT by Duke Nukum (Listen up Moore-ons: Newsweek Lied and People Died)
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To: PJ-Comix
Locking......This discussion has run its course. DU Moderator.

Took you long enough, DUMModerator

No wonder I can't spend more than 2 minutes in DUmmieland. I'm surprised a few of those DUmmies didn't tell Elizabeth Edwards to STFU and get with the hate-fest program.

58 posted on 05/23/2005 12:06:51 PM PDT by hattend (Alaska....in a time warp all it's own!)
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To: hattend

bookmark - so this one doesn't get away from me like the last one did!


59 posted on 05/23/2005 12:14:22 PM PDT by NonLinear ("If not instantaneous, then extraordinarily fast" - Galileo re. speed of light. circa 1600)
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To: PJ-Comix
There were none. Didn't you see the link I posted to the FR thread about Elizabeth Edward's and cancer? Everyone wished her the best here.

To be perfectly fair, there were a *few* on this thread (the one with the most responses). I remember seeing them at the time and being really disappointed. But looking over the first two pages it appears that our own Minitrue has been busy.

But... to our credit... even though some posts have been removed, there were only four deleted posts on those first 100 replies.

Hmm... You know... If Mrs. Edwards chose her political party based on which group is made of good, decent people who have compassion for others, maybe we could get her to be a regular here!

60 posted on 05/23/2005 12:16:22 PM PDT by bigLusr (Quidquid latine dictum sit altum viditur)
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