DUmmie FUnnies 05-23-05 (Andy Stephenson vs Laura Ingraham)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 23, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

There is currently a total lockdown on posts about Andy Stephenson (except what he posts about himself) in DUmmieland. Anything posted about the AndyScam situation is immediately tossed down the DUmmie memory hole. Meanwhile the Inner Party Member O’Brien of DUmmieland, Pied Piper Pitt, has reversed himself yet again after expressing strong doubts about Andy’s cancer. The latest directive is that Andy has pancreatic cancer. Andy has ALWAYS had pancreatic cancer. Yes, Pitt. Oceana is at war with Eastasia. Oceana has ALWAYS been at war with East Asia. Pitt/O’Brien has put his four fingers up before us and told us that he is holding up five fingers because the state says he is holding up five fingers as in this infamous Pitt/O’Brien statement explaining why Andy has ALWAYS had pancreatic cancer: “It's true because I say so. It's true because thousands of others say so.” And like the world of 1984, DUmmieland also has many Hate rallies. One such Hate Rally in particular is memorable because the target, Laura Ingraham, really does have cancer, unlike Andy who only has pancreatic cancer in an alternate reality. So why is DUmmie invective directed at Laura Ingraham? Simple. Because she is GUILTY of Thought Crimes. Meanwhile Andy Stephenson is given a complete pass from all skepticism because Pitt/O’Brien has decreed that his four fingers are really five. So let us now look at how the DUmmies treat a REAL victim of cancer who happens to be a conservative in this DUmmie THREAD titled, “Laura Ingraham has breast cancer.” As usual the DUmmie Hate Rally screechings are in Ingsoc/Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, viewing the proceedings from Room 101, is in the [brackets]:

Laura Ingraham has breast cancer. Let's keep her in our prayers

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!! Your normal human sympathy plus your low post count gives you away!]

Cancer isn't a good thing, but it's her problem. I fell no obligation to pray for people who make the world worse.

[A normal reaction…for a DUmmie.]

Lucifer has cancer...please include him in your prayers. David Duke has cancer please pray for him. Liberal Andy has been diagnosed with cancer...if I do pray...I will pray for him.

[Correction: Liberal Andy does NOT have pancreatic cancer. However, you don’t have to pray for him. Just send in your money.]

She has to muster what few shreds of her life are not based on lies and evil and fight this on her own.

[Speaking of based on lies… How is Andy’s NON-EXISTENT pancreatic cancer?]

i hope she has to declare bankruptsy and see's how the other side lives!!

[At least she won’t be hitting up folks for PayPal payments for a PHONY pancreatic cancer operation.]

Of course we wish the best for her in this fight.

[Huh? This doesn’t seem like the typical DUmmie expression of non-sympathy for Laura. Must read more from this poster…]

I have been a Democrat for a long time, and part of the Democratic principles that attracted me as a young person and kept me a Democrat all these years is our compassion. Democrats are simply good and decent people. And good and decent people want everyone to do well -- those who agree with them and those who do not. We fight for the right of voices with which we disagree to speak out, for the right of people to say things we don't believe to be true, even for the right to be malicious and mean-spirited. If we fight for the right for LI to say what she says, how in the world can we use our disagreement with those words as an excuse not to be compassionate in her fight with cancer. Being willing to have her voice muted by illness is the same thing as not wanting her voice to be heard. It is not Democratic or democratic.

[Too rational here. DOES NOT COMPUTE! Must read more from this mystery poster…]

I hope others will join me in wishing her Godspeed in this fight, for the easiest road that she can have, and even for the development of compassion about others who have faced hardship and disease without the support network she -- and I -- have. As I go through treatment for this same disease, I think often about the women who fight breast cancer without health insurance, without a supportive husband, with a physically demanding job that doesn't know or doesn't care that she is exhausted and weak and aching, with children but no child care. I find it absolutely impossible that LI won't also have those thoughts run through her head or that she won't rethink her position on health care or the social safety net. Pray for her health AND her enlightenment, if you must. But pray, with me, for her good health.

[Praying for Laura’s good health? That will put you at odds with the vast majority of the DUmmies. And, lo and behold, this “mystery poster” turns out to be none other than Elizabeth Edwards herself. Nice of you to express sympathy towards Laura, Elizabeth. However, you might get an education into DUmmie hatred by reading their sicko posts on this thread. As to your own medical problems, the EVIL FASCISTS on the Free Republic had nothing but sympathy and good wishes for you as you can see on this Freeper THREAD.]

Elizabeth, you are clearly a terrific person and of a type who is the Soul of the Democratic Party. But what we Democrats need now, as we face the greatest threat to the Constitution of the United States since the Civil War (perhaps EVER, when viewed from the angle of Caesar Bush crossing the Rubicon), are some Hard and Tough and MEAN Warriors.

[“MEAN.” That certainly describes the DUmmies. Continue DUmmie tom_paine…]

And that, by necessity, requires hardening of the heart. It might not be right but if the choice is hard heart to insure restoration of Free America, then I will choose Hard Heart every time.

[Cold heart too. Continue DUmmie tom_paine…]

And no disrespect to your kindness and decency, but when have these Bushevik Monsters EVER shown us anything of the sort?

[Um…Did you check the Freeper thread posted above you, DUmmie tom_paine? Continue with your spew…]

Maybe it was when they used the Wellstone Funeral as grotesque political tool in 2002.

[Oh, so it was the REPUBLICANS who used the Wellstone funeral as a grotesque political tool? Nice rewrite of history. Maybe you tossed the video of the actual funeral down the Memory Hole.]

You may be able to retain your good will towards these monsters. I cannot.

[Thank you for that enlightening castigation of Elizabeth Edwards for urging sympathy for Laura Ingraham, DUmmie tom_paine.]

But we lose our credibility as advocates for decency and truth if we say hateful things about her vulnerability to a disease.

[DUmmieland lost its credibility a long time ago, Mrs. Edwards.]

But I cannot in good conscience pray for the health of someone who has abetted UnAmerican Totalitarianism with all of her heart.

[But did you in good conscience send in your money to someone who has abetted a FRAUD with all his heart?]

She Probably Gave it to Herself...All that Hate, Lies, Anger...

[Lies…Something Scamdy with his non-existent pancreatic cancer is very familiar with.]

F*ck Laura Ingrahm. F*ck her.

[Elizabeth Edwards asks for sympathy towards Laura Ingraham and this is the DUmmie reply.]

You want me to pray for her? Yech. How about you want me to pray for Hitler? No, not going to do it. No, not Stalin either. How about you want me to pray for Osama Bin Ladin? Not probably going to happen. Rush Limbaugh? Hannity? Medvid (Medvidiot)? O'Really? Rupert? The Bush family? Naw.... My best is going for Andy.

[Your best goes to Andy who is FAKING his disease. Interesting.]

But those who spout hatred on a regular basis often manifest that hatred in themselves. And this may have happened in Laura Ingraham's case.

[So what happened in Andy’s case? Ooops! Just remembered. He does NOT have pancreatic cancer.]

I can't believe the shit I am reading here.

[And this DUmmie wins a Kewpie doll for having a brief moment of mental clarity.]

These comments on DU are absolutely predictable. Every time someone with whom we disagree has a health problem or dies, the celebration begins.....

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]

She's got all of konservative amerika praying for her. Who's praying for the single parent with cancer, or anyone else not in the media limelight for that matter? Those are the people I pray for. People like her sold their souls to the devil to get where they are. Let Lucifer comfort her in her time of trial and tribulation.

[Phew! Two DUmmie threads in a row before yours displaying some normality. Thank you for bringing this discussion back to its normal Dummie hate level.]

But when a person has that much hatred, it often manifests itself in physical ailments. For example, my first wife had so much hatred against me and resentment against society in general for the way she was treated for being a lesbian, she died of heart and kidney failure at age 46.

[Um… I could ask why you married a lesbian but since this is DUmmieland I guess it is not considered unusual.]

I didn't shed a tear for Barbara Olsen and I won't work up too much sympathy for Ingraham. Karma's a bitch, ain't it?

[Will Scamdy be saying that when he gets the handcuffs slapped on him this Thursday at Johns Hopkins.]

Couldn't have happened to a kinder, sweeter, more gentle...HARPY!!!!! It would be absolutely terrible if she choked on her own vomit while under anesthesia!!! I'm praying, I'm praying, I'm praying...

[Note to Elizabeth Edwards: The above is a comment from a TYPICAL DUmmie.]

I'm sick of reading these comments on a daily basis. And I, for one, am leaving permanently.

[A DUmmie sees the LIGHT and, as a result, LEAVES Dummieland.]

Locking......This discussion has run its course. DU Moderator.

[The Truths HURTS which is why you are also locking all Scamdy threads too.]

[Cherokee Conservative]

much book marking activity

[Alexis the Bengal Kitty]

That made me laugh!

[Choose Ye This Day]

Is that color true? Andy's a beet! Jaundice, my keister.

[beandog]

Saving my place for morning.

[SCALEMAN]

bookmark....(gotta run my traps.. have a mouse in the house)

[CAluvdubya]

I'll join the rest.....bookmarking.

[Judith_knows]

Thanks for posting these. Very interesting. In his initial post, AS claims to have been in Florida. Then in post #10, he says his not being there is one of the reasons he got "fired." Maybe some of you people who have been following this situation more closely can have a look? It's also the first post (to my knowledge) where he may have gotten the impression that, hey, these people are really easy to get money out of? I think this thread is worth a read.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=203&topic_id=215733

[Judith_knows]

Also, a poster in #6 asks him if he they really pulled tapes out of the trash, and it's post #10 where he says yes, but that he wasn't there, when in his OP he states, Here is what I saw with my own eyes. Curious, no?

[SSgtRast]

 Do we have a way to find Termite's home address?

 

Well, yes.  Thanks to a tip from dynoman, I was able to get Termite's address... and solve what was, to me, a mystery.  People who knew Termite's name was Ted posted as much, but I never knew Ted's surname.  Now, thanks to dynoman and the King County Assessor's office, I can put Ted together with Edmondson to get Termite's identity (and the owner of the 1090 square foot, 3 bedroom, 1 bath house built in 1949 in which Andy and Termite reside). 

[Jacktown]

You see it now. He played on their emotions after a lost election promising them something he couldn't deliver. It's
shameful the way he did it. He's not a kid. He knew exactly
what he was doing. After reading this particular post, I
actually felt sorry for the ones he robbed. But he doesn't.
He just keeps on taking. That's his real job.

[Judith_knows]

Excellent find. I have pretty much known it was a scam, although I didn't have anything solid to back it up with. In fact, I was telling conservatives I thought it was a scam. I guess I rely heavily on intuition, but often it works -- but not in a court of law.

It's really great to see the evidence. There is no way to get around that thread. NO WAY. At best he could say, oh I was just gone for the actual moment where they pulled the tapes out, but he says in his OP that's what he saw with his own eyes. I really hope some DUers are reading this.

[Judith_knows]

Oops, I was telling conservatives who believed in him (possibly) that it was a scam. Should make it clear. They are not on this board, however, but familiar with things.

[hipaatwo]

goodnite bookmark

[Jacktown]

I know it's probably hard for you to see this stuff.
But this way, you get to read it for yourself and make up
your own mind. It's in his own words. Not something you
heard from someone else. It's not right what he did.

[Judith_knows]

No, it's not really that hard to see, or imagine. I'm just disappointed and I really, really feel sorry for people who gave to him when they were/are just scraping by. Plus, since theoretically he and I are supposed to be on the "same side," it makes me angry. Think of all the people who really will NEED help, and when and if people realize he used them, people will just be more skeptical and less generous. Idealism is a wonderful thing, but it has to be tempered with what makes sense. I actually do feel sorry for Will Pitt, as verbose as he is at times, because I believe his heart was in the right place. I think Andy used him, and no one who'd go out on a limb as he did, deserves that. Thanks for your sentiments.

[Jacktown]

Know what? I checked from Dec. to March. He never went to Florida.
No one even questioned it.

[rikkir]

bookmark
I've got new pics for you. I post in the AM. Nite all.

[visualops]

Globally, it's more a heterosexual problem. Any disease that is spread by sexual contact will be worse the further removed from virgin/monogamous marriage you get. That goes for heterosexual behavior as well as homosexual of course.

[commonguymd]

There is some interesting things concerning his whereabouts around the time that he started begging for money.

Also, I thought it was curious that he wonders if he can buy a plane ticket with paypal at number 75. I had not seen this before.


Our scammy is quite a storyteller - he just says things people want to hear.

[kevkrom]

Another goal of course is to see Andy in jail, so that he does not present a danger, a peril, to the child-like, imbeciles, incapables, and DUmmies.

Many of those DUmmies are so brainwashed (because they BEEEEELIEVEEEE that Andy holds the key to overturning the 2004 election) that they will just start a legal defense fund for the guy who scammed them...