DUmmie FUnnies 05-23-05 (Andy Stephenson vs Laura Ingraham)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 23, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

There is currently a total lockdown on posts about Andy Stephenson (except what he posts about himself) in DUmmieland. Anything posted about the AndyScam situation is immediately tossed down the DUmmie memory hole. Meanwhile the Inner Party Member O’Brien of DUmmieland, Pied Piper Pitt, has reversed himself yet again after expressing strong doubts about Andy’s cancer. The latest directive is that Andy has pancreatic cancer. Andy has ALWAYS had pancreatic cancer. Yes, Pitt. Oceana is at war with Eastasia. Oceana has ALWAYS been at war with East Asia. Pitt/O’Brien has put his four fingers up before us and told us that he is holding up five fingers because the state says he is holding up five fingers as in this infamous Pitt/O’Brien statement explaining why Andy has ALWAYS had pancreatic cancer: “It's true because I say so. It's true because thousands of others say so.” And like the world of 1984, DUmmieland also has many Hate rallies. One such Hate Rally in particular is memorable because the target, Laura Ingraham, really does have cancer, unlike Andy who only has pancreatic cancer in an alternate reality. So why is DUmmie invective directed at Laura Ingraham? Simple. Because she is GUILTY of Thought Crimes. Meanwhile Andy Stephenson is given a complete pass from all skepticism because Pitt/O’Brien has decreed that his four fingers are really five. So let us now look at how the DUmmies treat a REAL victim of cancer who happens to be a conservative in this DUmmie THREAD titled, “Laura Ingraham has breast cancer.” As usual the DUmmie Hate Rally screechings are in Ingsoc/Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, viewing the proceedings from Room 101, is in the [brackets]:

Laura Ingraham has breast cancer. Let's keep her in our prayers

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!! Your normal human sympathy plus your low post count gives you away!]

Cancer isn't a good thing, but it's her problem. I fell no obligation to pray for people who make the world worse.

[A normal reaction…for a DUmmie.]

Lucifer has cancer...please include him in your prayers. David Duke has cancer please pray for him. Liberal Andy has been diagnosed with cancer...if I do pray...I will pray for him.

[Correction: Liberal Andy does NOT have pancreatic cancer. However, you don’t have to pray for him. Just send in your money.]

She has to muster what few shreds of her life are not based on lies and evil and fight this on her own.

[Speaking of based on lies… How is Andy’s NON-EXISTENT pancreatic cancer?]

i hope she has to declare bankruptsy and see's how the other side lives!!

[At least she won’t be hitting up folks for PayPal payments for a PHONY pancreatic cancer operation.]

Of course we wish the best for her in this fight.

[Huh? This doesn’t seem like the typical DUmmie expression of non-sympathy for Laura. Must read more from this poster…]

I have been a Democrat for a long time, and part of the Democratic principles that attracted me as a young person and kept me a Democrat all these years is our compassion. Democrats are simply good and decent people. And good and decent people want everyone to do well -- those who agree with them and those who do not. We fight for the right of voices with which we disagree to speak out, for the right of people to say things we don't believe to be true, even for the right to be malicious and mean-spirited. If we fight for the right for LI to say what she says, how in the world can we use our disagreement with those words as an excuse not to be compassionate in her fight with cancer. Being willing to have her voice muted by illness is the same thing as not wanting her voice to be heard. It is not Democratic or democratic.

[Too rational here. DOES NOT COMPUTE! Must read more from this mystery poster…]

I hope others will join me in wishing her Godspeed in this fight, for the easiest road that she can have, and even for the development of compassion about others who have faced hardship and disease without the support network she -- and I -- have. As I go through treatment for this same disease, I think often about the women who fight breast cancer without health insurance, without a supportive husband, with a physically demanding job that doesn't know or doesn't care that she is exhausted and weak and aching, with children but no child care. I find it absolutely impossible that LI won't also have those thoughts run through her head or that she won't rethink her position on health care or the social safety net. Pray for her health AND her enlightenment, if you must. But pray, with me, for her good health.

[Praying for Laura’s good health? That will put you at odds with the vast majority of the DUmmies. And, lo and behold, this “mystery poster” turns out to be none other than Elizabeth Edwards herself. Nice of you to express sympathy towards Laura, Elizabeth. However, you might get an education into DUmmie hatred by reading their sicko posts on this thread. As to your own medical problems, the EVIL FASCISTS on the Free Republic had nothing but sympathy and good wishes for you as you can see on this Freeper THREAD.]

Elizabeth, you are clearly a terrific person and of a type who is the Soul of the Democratic Party. But what we Democrats need now, as we face the greatest threat to the Constitution of the United States since the Civil War (perhaps EVER, when viewed from the angle of Caesar Bush crossing the Rubicon), are some Hard and Tough and MEAN Warriors.

[“MEAN.” That certainly describes the DUmmies. Continue DUmmie tom_paine…]

And that, by necessity, requires hardening of the heart. It might not be right but if the choice is hard heart to insure restoration of Free America, then I will choose Hard Heart every time.

[Cold heart too. Continue DUmmie tom_paine…]

And no disrespect to your kindness and decency, but when have these Bushevik Monsters EVER shown us anything of the sort?

[Um…Did you check the Freeper thread posted above you, DUmmie tom_paine? Continue with your spew…]

Maybe it was when they used the Wellstone Funeral as grotesque political tool in 2002.

[Oh, so it was the REPUBLICANS who used the Wellstone funeral as a grotesque political tool? Nice rewrite of history. Maybe you tossed the video of the actual funeral down the Memory Hole.]

You may be able to retain your good will towards these monsters. I cannot.

[Thank you for that enlightening castigation of Elizabeth Edwards for urging sympathy for Laura Ingraham, DUmmie tom_paine.]

But we lose our credibility as advocates for decency and truth if we say hateful things about her vulnerability to a disease.

[DUmmieland lost its credibility a long time ago, Mrs. Edwards.]

But I cannot in good conscience pray for the health of someone who has abetted UnAmerican Totalitarianism with all of her heart.

[But did you in good conscience send in your money to someone who has abetted a FRAUD with all his heart?]

She Probably Gave it to Herself...All that Hate, Lies, Anger...

[Lies…Something Scamdy with his non-existent pancreatic cancer is very familiar with.]

F*ck Laura Ingrahm. F*ck her.

[Elizabeth Edwards asks for sympathy towards Laura Ingraham and this is the DUmmie reply.]

You want me to pray for her? Yech. How about you want me to pray for Hitler? No, not going to do it. No, not Stalin either. How about you want me to pray for Osama Bin Ladin? Not probably going to happen. Rush Limbaugh? Hannity? Medvid (Medvidiot)? O'Really? Rupert? The Bush family? Naw.... My best is going for Andy.

[Your best goes to Andy who is FAKING his disease. Interesting.]

But those who spout hatred on a regular basis often manifest that hatred in themselves. And this may have happened in Laura Ingraham's case.

[So what happened in Andy’s case? Ooops! Just remembered. He does NOT have pancreatic cancer.]

I can't believe the shit I am reading here.

[And this DUmmie wins a Kewpie doll for having a brief moment of mental clarity.]

These comments on DU are absolutely predictable. Every time someone with whom we disagree has a health problem or dies, the celebration begins.....

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]

She's got all of konservative amerika praying for her. Who's praying for the single parent with cancer, or anyone else not in the media limelight for that matter? Those are the people I pray for. People like her sold their souls to the devil to get where they are. Let Lucifer comfort her in her time of trial and tribulation.

[Phew! Two DUmmie threads in a row before yours displaying some normality. Thank you for bringing this discussion back to its normal Dummie hate level.]

But when a person has that much hatred, it often manifests itself in physical ailments. For example, my first wife had so much hatred against me and resentment against society in general for the way she was treated for being a lesbian, she died of heart and kidney failure at age 46.

[Um… I could ask why you married a lesbian but since this is DUmmieland I guess it is not considered unusual.]

I didn't shed a tear for Barbara Olsen and I won't work up too much sympathy for Ingraham. Karma's a bitch, ain't it?

[Will Scamdy be saying that when he gets the handcuffs slapped on him this Thursday at Johns Hopkins.]

Couldn't have happened to a kinder, sweeter, more gentle...HARPY!!!!! It would be absolutely terrible if she choked on her own vomit while under anesthesia!!! I'm praying, I'm praying, I'm praying...

[Note to Elizabeth Edwards: The above is a comment from a TYPICAL DUmmie.]

I'm sick of reading these comments on a daily basis. And I, for one, am leaving permanently.

[A DUmmie sees the LIGHT and, as a result, LEAVES Dummieland.]

Locking......This discussion has run its course. DU Moderator.

[The Truths HURTS which is why you are also locking all Scamdy threads too.]

[Purrcival]

Of course the DUmmies know better, but they know that the Average Joe American doesn't. They're counting on it.

[beckysueb]

RE: HIV/AIDS ... I'm not going to argue this point, I personally believe that the numbers are inflated, and are done so to justify the money.

Good call. I was thinking the same thing. Especially since I heard on a news report a few monthes ago that the number of AIDS cases in America was declining.

[dynoman]

Scott at CU said that but unless it was a home server with it's own unique IP I don't think it could be traced to an individual residential address. If it wasn't a home server I think you would have to give the IP to the ISP to find out the individual residnetial address where the source computer was.

I was wondering if someone would comment on that.

Here's the link;

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/1405019/posts?page=4482#4482

[beckysueb]

I'll be away from a computer for six days, starting Thursday (unless our hotel has one, or unless we stop at a Kinko's).

I may have to cancel my vacation. This is just too good!

[beckysueb]

Of course the DUmmies know better, but they know that the Average Joe American doesn't. They're counting on it.

Thats what I figured.

[Fenris6]

Elizabeth, you are clearly a terrific person and of a type who is the Soul of the Democratic Party. But what we Democrats need now, as we face the greatest threat to the Constitution of the United States since the Civil War (perhaps EVER, when viewed from the angle of Caesar Bush crossing the Rubicon), are some Hard and Tough and MEAN Warriors. And that, by necessity, requires hardening of the heart. It might not be right but if the choice is hard heart to insure restoration of Free America, then I will choose Hard Heart every time.

In a nutshell, this is whats wrong with the Democrat Party. All their hate speech and threats of violence and demonization of conservatives - from Wellstone's funeral/pep-rally to "hating Republicans and everything they stand for" to the bigoted slams of Red State "rednecks" - it comes down to demonizing their fellow citizens to a point where they feel justified in wishing us harm. Its sickening, and sadly, its all that remains of a once great party.

[Fenris6]

I didn't shed a tear for Barbara Olsen and I won't work up too much sympathy for Ingraham. Karma's a bitch, ain't it?

Karma is coming to a city near you, bitch.

[Purrcival]

If it's a home server with its own IP, it's most likely to have a private IP address (e.g., 192-net), and those are all over the place. These IP's can be duplicated in thousands of places because they are used privately, so if it's a 192-net address, it would be pretty much meaningless as a means of tracing the IP.

IP's are getting pretty scarce with the proliferation of servers. A specific, public IP would not be assigned to a home server. In a class I took last month, it was mentioned that there was talk of extending the IP address -- making it longer -- so there would be more of them available.

[Judith_knows]

I'll comment on that. I have cable Internet and even though I have thought (and was told) I have a dynamic IP, I really don't. Apparently, I'd have to unplug my modem for quite a length of time and hope someone else would swoop in and pick up my IP. Also, since someone did HAVE my IP at one time, and I was concerned over it being traced, I investigated and was told by someone who has been in telecom that he would not be able to locate my home address. Now, if Scott is a high tech person, he may know some way to do this that someone with a lot of experience in the telecom industry may not be aware of. I called my ISP and they said they would not give out any info, as they require the last 4 digits of your SSN. I do believe with dial-up, the IP is dynamic. My experience with things.

[MisterRepublican]

This DUmmie Moment™ brought to by Bayer: "Science for a better life."....

On a thread from early last month entitled "MSNBC: Is Jeff Gannon missing Iowa boy Johnny Gosch? - (VIDEO)", flyarm expounds upon "conspiracy crap":

flyarm Donating member (1000+ posts)
Fri Apr-08-05 07:57 PM
Response to Reply #31
70. wow trouble..i thought it was only me that was seeing this

but you nailed it doll...gee like i just posted on another thread..think about it..if Columbus didn't take risks..with his conspiracy theorys..we would all still be in spain...because the world was flat remember?

and if the wright brothers didn't think flying was possible and take a chance with a theory..we would not be flying in jets and landing on the moon..and speaking of the moon...ohh i am sure you get my point!

fly....a lady who has spent 33yrs of her life in the air..or was that a conspiracy theory..i will never tell!


Read more here:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=104x3450057#3450908

[gardencatz]

LOL...channeling Donna Reed, I'll have to have my husband read this one. He's a bit older than me and grew up in the 50's when everybody knew everybody else in the neighborhood, kids played all until dusk, they were actually allowed to use their Red Ryder BB Gun, but not allowed to wear a coon skin cap to school, mom was always there with a plate of cookies when you got home from school, the house was spotless and dinner was always at the same time (but then "mom" didn't have a computer). My childhood world was pretty far from that as I was a day care kid until I was old enough to stay by myself. And while I've always stayed home with our boys, my house is hardly ever spotless (unless we're having company). So, the running joke at our house is that I'm constantly having to remind him "it's NOT a Donna Reed world anymore..."

Cindie

[Purrcival]

For what it's worth, from the Internet Assigned Numbers Authority (IANA), from whence all IP's originate (they assign blocks of numbers to ISP's to turn around and assign to customers)"

http://www.iana.org/ipaddress/ip-addresses.htm

[dynoman]

I think Scott was spouting nonsense.

Here, find out your IP;

WhatIsMyIP

And plug your IP in here and see if your residential address shows up;

Domain White Pages

[Purrcival]

Ah! And I see from the document that they are already using the longer IP address (I didn't know that before; just thought it was in the planning stages). IPv4 are the 4-octet addresses to which we are accustomed. IPv6 are apparently 128-bit numbers made up of hex strings. I must confess that I have not yet seen one -- at least, not one that I have recognized as such.

[commonguymd]

Is she comparing columbus to the expose of jeff gannon. good grief.

[SSgtRast]

I know, this is the wrong forum, but you'll all get a chuckle out of Howard Dean, who apparently things Osama Bin Laden was the president of Iraq...

Dean was asked about his recent comments characterizing Republicans as "evil." He explained that the party has told the American people lies.

Asked to talk about those lies, Dean said: "Such as the weapons of mass destruction, which we have all known about, but the ... "

"Well, you said there were weapons of mass destruction," said Russert.

"I said I wasn't sure, but I said I thought there probably were," Dean explained. "But the thing that really bothered me the most, which the 9-11 Commission said also wasn't true, is the insinuation that the president continues to make to this day that Osama bin Laden had something to do with supporting terrorists that attacked the United States. That is false. The 9-11 Commission, chaired by a Republican, said it was false. Is it wrong to send people to war without telling them the truth. And the truth was Osama bin Laden was a very bad person who was doing terrible things, but that Iraq was never a threat to the United States. That was the truth. It was underlined by the 9-11 Commission, headed, again, by a Republican, a well-respected group of people. I don't think you send American men and women to war, first of all without properly equipping them, and secondly without telling the truth to their parents about why it is we're asking them to make that sacrifice. So those are the kinds of things that I think are very bad about the Republicans."

Russert did not ask Dean for clarification about his reference to bin Laden, whom he apparently confused with Saddam Hussein.

http://worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=44399

[MisterRepublican]

No, from what sense I can make of it (even though it is out of context here, but I read the context there) I think she is saying that conspiracy theories are good and had Columbus not had a conspiracy theory to go on he would have never colonized the Americas and ruined the lives of millions of oppressed peoples.

Or maybe not...

[Judith_knows]

I agree, and thanks purrceval for the additional info.

[Purrcival]

I agree - I also think Scott was spouting nonsense.

I am not in a position to try the WhatIsMyIP script because I am reading and posting from work (while I am patching servers, so I'm not just slacking off here). Just for grins, I looked up my current IP and plugged it in to the script. The WhatIsMyIP script gave me a 156-net IP address, which is totally off the mark; not even close.
And when I plugged it into the IP field in the Domain White Pages site, it couldn't map the IP to an address, as I suspected it would not be able to do.

Now, Judith_Knows may have a different result if she is posting from home.

[gidget7]

For some people, if they have the exact dose, and don't get the side effects or adverse effects, no, you are right. But there is also the risk for uncharacteristic sexual behavior, or mania, or both. "Low risk" but a risk none the less.