DUmmie FUnnies 05-23-05 (Andy Stephenson vs Laura Ingraham)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 23, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[decal]

Just the thing I was saying to my GOOD friend Benedict XVI, or as he likes to be called, Bennie...

[PJ-Comix]

Amazingly, in DUmmie history they believe it was the REPUBLICANS who somehow took over the Wellstone funeral and politicized it.

[franksolich]

DUMMIE ALERT!

DUMMIE ALERT!

TIME ERODING, SLIP-SLIDING, AWAY!

3,480 MINUTES UNTIL ANDY GOES UNDER THE GAS AT JOHNS HOPKINS!

DUMMIE "FLYARM," FRIEND OF ANDY, SHOPS IN FLORIDA WHILE FRIEND ANDY SUFFERS IN MARYLAND!

DUMMIETTE "sfexpat2000" USING FLAT PLASTIC RECTANGLES ALL OVER THE PLACE, BUT NOT FOR CASH ADVANCES TO SAVE FRIEND ANDY'S LIFE!

DUMMIETTE "sfexpat2000," FRIEND OF ANDY, MEMBER OF THE GREEN PARTY, A CONSPICUOUS, PROMISCUOUS, PROLIFIC CONSUMER!

LIKES TO OWN THINGS MADE OF EARTH-POLLUTING SUBSTANCES, NON-RENEWABLE ENERGY-BASED, AND THE MORE, THE BETTER!

FRIEND OF ANDY THE NEW IMELDA MARCOS?

[MisterRepublican]

Hey, y'all. I just this minute finished a "channeling" (a la Shirley McClain) session with one of my psychic (and slightly BPD) ex-girlfriends.

So I'm setting there enjoying a pleasant and witty repartee with the lovely and affable Donna Reed when a certain Mr. Orwell hacks the "channel" and starts an utterly dismal conversation concerning totalitarianism and vicious inside gossip about several publishing types from the early 30s...

Anyway, GO goes on and on and finally gets to the point (BTW GO doesn't care much for computers either but he said the free porn available online would make a believer out of anyone) and tells me he likes what he sees here.

He appreciates the "1984" references (although GO says his personal favorite of all his works is his first novel, "Down And Out In Paris And London", and when I asked him to explain he started mumbling about Spain and a girl named Maria and then he turned all cryptic on me so don't ask) and he said he believes PJ will become rich and famous with all this (Mary, are you listening? We're talking a prediction from Mr. Orwell, here! Gold, I tell you GOLD!).

Any way, after I thanked him for his input on the Andy Stephenson Situation™, I continued my "channel" with the lovely and affable Donna Reed, which the unusually pessimistic and grumpy Mr. Orwell had so callously interrupted.

[PJ-Comix]

Just the thing I was saying to my GOOD friend Benedict XVI, or as he likes to be called, Bennie...

Soooo....I was talking to the Pope whom I personally met. A real swell guy. I liked him a lot but HER I wasn't crazy about.

[luvie]

I am sooooooooo far behind--but keep the pings coming! Looks like the DUmmies are just bogus greeners and tree-huggers! They like stuff, too! LOL! As for compassion, Andy be da****, full credit cards ahead!

[Roscoe Karns]

...........
" Tell me another story about.......................................... "Sigh."
Peter O'Toole, Mr Vidal. Pweeese!"

[PJ-Comix]

When I was a kid I saw "From Here To Eternity" on the tube. I couldn't figure out why soldiers were paying Donna Reed money to TALK to them alone in a room. So I asked my father and he told me it was because Donna Reed was portraying a prostitute. For several years, I continued to think that guys paid prostitutes just to talk to them in private in a room.

[SCALEMAN]

Well from what you have said and not said, you have left us with the impression that this person has knowledge of/or was complicit in illegal acts, or thinks this might be so.

[Purrcival]

"Expensive renovations" at Termite's home? How does that happen when he and Undie are not "gainfully employed"?

Let me see, how could that be? I wonder...

[franksolich]

You're probably wondering right, madam.

[SCALEMAN]

For several years, I continued to think that guys paid prostitutes just to talk to them in private in a room.

Don't they? Am I missing out on something else?

[beckysueb]

They wouldn't have had to go to all that work (quilts, marches, ashes) if they would have just stopped screwing each other sans protection.

And particularly in the nether regions which God created for a far different purpose.

[beckysueb]

. I wish I were 20 years older and had known him back when.

Yeah, I just bet you do! (smirk)

[NonLinear]

Here we are at the bar: "DA's RFD." From left to right: Brainshrub, Scubed, Hoot-n-Holler, William Rivers Pitt, MrScorpio and Estimated Prophet.

URL:
http://www.brainshrub.com/adventures/inauguration2005/index.htm

[speed_addiction]

Well from what you have said and not said, you have left us with the impression that this person has knowledge of/or was complicit in illegal acts, or thinks this might be so.

If I had been even periferally involved in this trainwreck and saw how things were going, I would be getting nervous enough to see what my options were, legit or not, just from how it looks. It would in fact be imprudemt not to.

[beckysueb]

Apparently Undie is on initials basis with Gore Vidal:

I may be wrong but I still have a feeling Undie is one of those people who love to name drop and impress. I had a brother-in-law like that once. Of course, all his name dropping was all lies.

[Purrcival]

"obviuos"=obvious

Spell-check is for sissies.

[MisterRepublican]

Mr. Comix, I must request that you refrain from impugning the memory of my dear, dear friend. We spoke of the episode that you describe and she informed me that she had taken the role on bad advice from her manager, Robert "Frenchie" Sandringham, and that she regretted it immediately and fired Frenchie soon afterward.

[speed_addiction]

From left to right: Brainshrub, Scubed, Hoot-n-Holler, William Rivers Pitt, MrScorpio and Estimated Prophet.

Again, Will Pitt has a cigarette in his mouth like he has in almost every pic of himself. If anyone should be dying from cancer, it should be Will Pitt with his obvious 3 pack a day habit!