I'll leave it up to you all (and franksolich) whether to transfer the AndyScam updates to this DUFU edition or leave it on the previous DUFU edition. Hey, it's not like I'm the DUFUhrer here or anything.
And speaking of the previous DUFU edition titled, "'About the Andy Stephenson situation'---Skinner," it has gotten a WHOPPING 25,000 views and over 1650 Replies as of this posting. So if Mary Matalin wants to know just how popular a DUmmie FUnnies book (with CD-ROM insert for the related comix stories) would be, I think those stats should answer that question. And Mary Matalin can make me a book deal offer simply by contacting me at: PJ-Comix.
Let me know if you want on the DUmmie FUnnies PING List.
1 posted on
05/13/2005 7:36:25 AM PDT by
PJ-Comix
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2 posted on
05/13/2005 7:37:36 AM PDT by
PJ-Comix
(Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
To: PJ-Comix
3 posted on
05/13/2005 7:37:39 AM PDT by
sharkhawk
(I really have to stop surfing at DU.)
To: PJ-Comix
4 posted on
05/13/2005 7:38:19 AM PDT by
tnlibertarian
("In my opinion, they have no rights, except a safe return to their homeland. - "Robert Vazquez")
To: PJ-Comix
Will Pitt is only $10 away from a full night's sleep. Won't you all act now?
5 posted on
05/13/2005 7:38:55 AM PDT by
Petronski
(Pope Benedict XVI: A German Shepherd on the Throne of Peter)
To: PJ-Comix
6 posted on
05/13/2005 7:39:50 AM PDT by
Jaysun
(No matter how hot she is, some man, somewhere, is tired of her sh*t)
To: PJ-Comix
"I saw the sun come up against my will."
the sun does that.
7 posted on
05/13/2005 7:41:18 AM PDT by
socialismisinsidious
("A government that is big enough to give you all you want is big enough to take it all away.")
To: PJ-Comix
I know what he meant to say here, but he didn't:
I saw the sun come up against my will.
The sun came up against his will? That's a funny image:
Sun, you will NOT come up! Don't do it! Stay, sun...stay! Curses! I ordered you not to rise, and yet you continue to defy me! You'll rue the day, sun, that you defied me!
8 posted on
05/13/2005 7:41:39 AM PDT by
Petronski
(Pope Benedict XVI: A German Shepherd on the Throne of Peter)
To: PJ-Comix
sex?Impractical. In his current sleep-deprived state, most of the neighborhood children and housepets can easily out-run and out-maneuver Pitt.
9 posted on
05/13/2005 7:43:04 AM PDT by
KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
("As a conservative site, Free Republic is pro-G-d, PRO-LIFE..." -- FR founder Jim Robinson)
To: PJ-Comix
What is AndyScam all about?
10 posted on
05/13/2005 7:43:10 AM PDT by
Mr. K
(some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don't help)
To: PJ-Comix
Maybe he's just worried he'll have to take care of Andy's new puppy?
11 posted on
05/13/2005 7:44:34 AM PDT by
kevkrom
(If people are free to do as they wish, they are almost certain not to do as Utopian planners wish)
To: PJ-Comix
It is a mark of Pitt's combined megalomania and geopolitical stupidity that he thinks anyone gives a flying f*** in a rolling donut about his sleeping disorders. He serves only one useful purpose here. He is a shining example of what happens when a human being cuts loose from reality and insists on swimming upstream through a tide of contrary facts.
Did I miss anything?
Congressman Billybob
Latest column: "We Have Seen the Light"
12 posted on
05/13/2005 7:44:42 AM PDT by
Congressman Billybob
(For copies of my speech, "Dealing with Outlaw Judges," please Freepmail me.)
To: PJ-Comix
how long before they blame Bush?!
It must be his fault ; )
15 posted on
05/13/2005 7:49:01 AM PDT by
socialismisinsidious
("A government that is big enough to give you all you want is big enough to take it all away.")
To: PJ-Comix
This has started to affect my stomach, which makes sleeping harder.
Sounds like stomach cancer. Time for another fund raiser. DUmmies, reach deep....
To: PJ-Comix
"haven't been able to sleep for about two weeks. I start to drop off, and maybe actually sleep for about 20 minutes, before popping awake. Last night, for about the fifteenth day in a row, I saw the sun come up against my will. This has started to affect my stomach, which makes sleeping harder. I have tried exercise to wear myself out, and have managed to badly strain a muscle in my back."
He's going to start seeing little bald doctors in lab coats but they aren't cutting balloon strings.
17 posted on
05/13/2005 7:51:41 AM PDT by
cripplecreek
(Anyone who thinks we believe Hillary on any issue is truly a moron.)
To: PJ-Comix
scotch. start about 3pm. you'll be out by 9 This sounds like a case for sleeping pills though I ordinarily wouldn't recommend them.
I've heard if you combine sleeping pills and scotch you'll sleep for a loooooooooooong time.
19 posted on
05/13/2005 7:56:05 AM PDT by
Misty Memory
(Why is it that most of the Wild Turkey's on FR look more like vultures?)
To: PJ-Comix
Actually... allow me to be completely cynical here (I'm good at that)...
Pied Piper Pitt (PPP) has belated realized that the "Fundie Andy 'Terminally Ailing' Stephenson, Scammer" (FATASS) has scammed DU and other left-leaning web sites for in excess of $50k (possibly much, much more). PPP also knows that PPP's name has been tied to FATASS as a charaacter reference. PPP also now realizes that this mater will soon come to a head, and a great deal of DUmmie anger over FATASS will be lumped on PPP's head.
So, how to engage in proactive defense? Play upon the DUmmie's gullability and invent this sleeping disorder to garner sympathy from the oh-so-easily fooled DUmmies...
21 posted on
05/13/2005 7:58:42 AM PDT by
kevkrom
(If people are free to do as they wish, they are almost certain not to do as Utopian planners wish)
To: PJ-Comix
Oh I forgot
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!!!
22 posted on
05/13/2005 7:59:08 AM PDT by
Deetes
(Speak Softly and Carry a Big Stick)
To: PJ-Comix
Fishing for sympathy is a very unbecoming trait. What kind of "man" starts an entire thread to whine about not being able to sleep? (I know, we already know the answer...)
To: PJ-Comix
I know where to get it cheap in the south end I wouldn't admit that in a public forum.
26 posted on
05/13/2005 8:02:40 AM PDT by
Not A Snowbird
(Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Pajama Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
To: PJ-Comix
The only thing I find surprising is that he doesn't blame his sleeplessness on some Rovian plot.
Regards, Ivan
27 posted on
05/13/2005 8:03:20 AM PDT by
MadIvan
(One blog to bring them all...and in the Darkness bind them: http://www.theringwraith.com/)
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