Will Pitt is only $10 away from a full night's sleep. Won't you all act now?
I can see it, the next DUmmie fundraiser.
Will Pitt needs to go to the Mayo clinic for sleep disorders. Unfortunately he needs $50,000 to be accepted to the study. Please send checks payable to Undie Stephenson at PO Box 6969 Cancun MX. Oops, Baltimore MD. Although we all believe in socialized medicine that would require the peons to go where the government tells them. Us DUmmies and other elite will have specialized hospitals, just like in the other communist havens like Canada and Cuba. Please send now, Will Pitt only needs $10.00 more to go to sleep.