DUmmie FUnnies 05-13-05 (Pied Piper Pitt Hasn't Slept Since April!)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 13, 2005 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

[Amityschild]

I doubt Felonious Andy will want to be highlighted once the final chapter is written.

[Krodg]

Thanks

[BTHOtu]

Even with one foot in the grave Undie is still fighting for DUmmies everywhere:

Andy_Stephenson (1000+ posts) Fri May-13-05 01:53 PM Response to Reply #5 13. You have my permission now n/t

Undie gives DUmmies permission to use his case in the fight for Universal Health Care. Too bad he won't give full permission for an audit of where all the money has gone!

[mozrock]

np...Had to figure out posting pics sooner or later!

[speed_addiction]

Here you go. I posted them as images on another site. Go there and download them to your computer. They are Here

[imskylark]

"Andy_Stephenson (1000+ posts) Fri May-13-05 01:53 PM Response to Reply #5 13. You have my permission now n/t"

Excuse me??? He could have gotten free medical care in Washington. Yes, use him. He is perfect! He is the perfect example of the DUmmies hypocrisy.

[BTHOtu]

The DUmmies don't realize that Johns Hopkins will cease to exist as we now know it once HillaryCare comes to life.

Who said, "If you think Health Care is expensive now, wait until it's free."?

[kevkrom]

Gee... do you suppose Andy's "permission" to use his "case" is worded broadly enough to allow people other than DUmmies...

This could be interesting...

[Duke Nukum]

I've suffered from insomnia and it's serious business. Pied Piper Pitt should first go to his doctor and get something that will put him out, drug induced sleep is better then no sleep. And certainly better for his stomach then booze induced sleep.

Then he should go to a hypno-therapist and get a relaxation technique. When I have trouble sleeping now, I go through a tense-relax exercise and I'm drifting off before I know it.

Of course, I have to remember to go through the exercise.

Tylenol PM works pretty good too.

[imskylark]

"Gee... do you suppose Andy's "permission" to use his "case" is worded broadly enough to allow people other than DUmmies... "

His case would be perfect for our side. I think his permission is broad enough. Let's take him up on his offer. LOL!

[BadCat13]

OK, now zoom in on the lower left corner where CUSTOMER COPY is typed. You can see the letters extend PAST THE BOTTOM OF THE CHECK. The font does not math the font of the PLEASE DETACH.... line either. That line and the CUSTOMER COPY line would be pre-printed on there and would probably have the same font.

[aBootes]

Of course, they aren't acknowledging that he turned down health care in his own neck of the woods.

they've moved onto it now, complete with rationalization. This is so amazing.

[BadCat13]

uhmmm...does not match the font....

That's what I get for feeling superior to the spell checker.

[imskylark]

"they've moved onto it now, complete with rationalization"

These people are absolutely unbelievable!

[KJC1]

This is off-topic, but look at this massive, steaming load:

converted_democrat (60 posts) Fri May-13-05 12:10 PM Original message

Hi, my name is Stacy, and I'm a recovering Republican...................

Hi, my name is Stacy and I'm a recovering Republican. I guess I just want you guys to understand how important the Democratic Underground truly is. Sometimes I fear it is taken for granted.

I grew up in a conservative household and honestly didn't know any better. Just like many generations before me. I started "lurking" here about 2 years ago. I wanted to see what the "opposition" was up to. Over time I found you guys weren't my enemy. You were people who I wanted as my friends. You changed me. You changed my view of the world. You helped me learn to value my fellow man no how different they may be from me.

I changed my voter registration 6 months ago, and I voted AND volunteered for Kerry. I am now a card carrying member of the Democratic party and I will never look back. Things around me now because of you are changing too. Everyday (except Sun.) my dad eats breakfast with about 10 other guys every morning. All Republicans. Now when one of the gentlemen trot out a republican talking point that my dad knows to be untrue, he calls them on it. He defends the Democratic stance. This IS a big deal. (You taught me, I taught him, he's teaching them.) Most of these guys are farmers. He owns a few tractor dealerships, and he could be screwing himself out of deals, but he does it anyway. You changed my views, and my families views, and now you are changing my communities views. How many other times has this happened to other people? How many views have you changed? The tide is turning. You are changing the world. Thank you. Thank you from the bottom of my heart. Thank you for changing me.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=104x3651186

[KJC1]

I should add: Maybe it isn't very OT at all, but rather a "damage control" attempt of sorts for DU. Never mind the scandal, DU is special...and changing the world!

[PJ-Comix]

I don't know much about reactions to drugs, but isn't Pitt's combination of physical and mental distress symptomatic of crystal meth addiction?

Ask speed_addiction. He's the expert.

[Repub4bush]

LOL! Talk about desperate!

He owns a few tractor dealerships, and he could be screwing himself out of deals, but he does it anyway.

Yeah dad owns 2-3 businesses and now he wants socialism? Uh Huh, I believe this...LOL

Talk about DNC plants, The sad part is the DUmmies probably believe this.

[PJ-Comix]

I've suffered from insomnia and it's serious business. Pied Piper Pitt should first go to his doctor and get something that will put him out, drug induced sleep is better then no sleep. And certainly better for his stomach then booze induced sleep.

And what is Pied Piper Pitt doing DRIVING on the road? Yeah, that's just what I need. Some EXHAUSTED driver who hasn't slept in weeks smashing into me.