DUmmie FUnnies 05-06-05 ("TomPaine.com: What didn't happen in Ohio")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 6, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[franksolich]

My attitude is, on "projects" such as this, our man speed_addiction is the brains of the outfit, and I am the muscle.

Thank you, speed_addiction!

[franksolich]

Nothing new in DUmmieland as of circa 10:00 a.m. Tuesday (11:00 a.m. Johns Hopkins time), and I've got to dash to town to get some cigarettes.

I got a week's worth of work done over the weekend, just for the purpose of sitting here, watching the DUmmies (that's why I'm able to post so often--I already put in my 60+ hours) until Friday.....and it has been worth it.

The DUmmies are calling upon the severely-obese Michael Moore--you know, the film-maker--to "intervene" for the felonious DUmmie Andy Stephenson.....just as some months ago they called upon the Dalai Lama to intervene in the U.S. Senate.

[MichiganConservative]

The DUmmie MrNiceGuyDied just posted a message saying the whole thing is a scam, that Andy was never a patient at Johns Hopkins. Of course, the rest of the DUmmies are incredulous. It's in post #77 and up.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=104x3629008

[KJC1]

OMG, get over to DU immediately!!! The poop is hitting the fan!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=104x3629008

In case the main juicy post gets deleted (there are quite a few now and counting):

MrNiceGuyDied (65 posts) Tue May-10-05 10:48 AM Response to Original message 78. Andy andy andy Mopaul, I have just received a phone call from a lawyer at Johns Hopkins. This is all a scam !!!!! I have much more information that I am writing as we speak in a Diary to be posted on Kos. If anyone would like to contact Dr. Cameron’s office to verify whether Andy is, was, or will be a patient, like I just did, his number is pasted below. This is a scam. Mod’s you can delete this post if you want but you will have no control over the Kos diary. The FBI has been contacted. Dr. Cameron’s phone number is 410 955 5166 AA

[imskylark]

How dare MrNiceGuyDied question Andy!! No one has ever scammed DU, don't ya know?

[MichiganConservative]

Those DUmmies really are a bunch of mental midgets. This is hilarious.

[KJC1]

And another post just up on that thread:

qanda (1000+ posts) Tue May-10-05 11:13 AM Response to Reply #84

123. I just called and it the lady said "IT"S A HOAX!"

I have no reason to lie. I have been a part of this community for over three years and now I am concerned that the greatest hoax ever has been perpetrated on DUers.

Call the number yourself. Here's a web address with the number on it http://pathology2.jhu.edu/pancreas/cameron.cfm

Now I see why certain DUers didn't want others to call Johns Hopkins. SHAME, SHAME, SHAME!!!!!

[franksolich]

DUMMIE ALERT!

DUMMIE ALERT!

I'VE BEEN SCOOPED BUT I DON'T CARE--thanks to Michigan Conservative and KJC1 for getting this while I was in town grabbing some cigarettes.

DUMMIES SELF-DESTRUCTING!

THE FELONIOUS DUMMIE ANDY STEPHENSON TO BE EXPOSED AS A HOAX ON THE LEFT-LEANING "KOS" THIS AFTERNOON, WITH ALL THE DETAILS!



http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=104x3629008

[COBOL2Java]

It never occurs to these moonbats, that long lines could indicate large voter turnout, not lack of machines! Large turnout is a good thing, but when it's in predominately black or registered democrat areas, they can't fathom that some of them voted for President Bush!

MY precinct had huge lines, too. Arrived at 6:00am (as it was opening) and it already stretched out to the street. But ya know what? We didn't yell "Fraud!" and leave the line, WE STAYED UNTIL WE GOT TO VOTE! Finished about 9'ish.

[franksolich]

Seriously, does anybody know a legitimate e-mail address for Bev Harris--I'd like to get her comments, if she has any.

[kevkrom]

does anybody know a legitimate e-mail address for Bev Harris--I'd like to get her comments, if she has any.

I beleive I'm only $10 away from finding out her email address... contribute today!

[KJC1]

Will you please add me to this ping list? I know it's a short-lived one, but I don't want to miss any of it!

[franksolich]

You're on, but it looks to me the DUMMIE ALERT! ping list has but a few more hours, or at most a couple of days, to continue, as the story wraps up.

[kevkrom]

it looks to me the DUMMIE ALERT! ping list has but a few more hours, or at most a couple of days, to continue, as the story wraps up

Add me too, but I'm willing to bet that the fallout on this may continue for a while longer... especially if some LOUSY FREEPER TROLL stirs them up once things start settling down and they conveniently ignore the scam...

[franksolich]

DUMMIE ALERT!

DUMMIE ALERT!

GRAND DUMMIE "SKINNER" SHUTS DOWN ALL THREADS PERTAINING TO THE FELONIOUS DUMMIE ANDY STEPHENSON!

GRAND DUMMIE SKINNER SHOWS SOME SENSE!





The Grand DUmmie "Skinner" has spoken:

Skinner ADMIN (1000+ posts) Tue May-10-05 12:14 PM Original message *********** IMPORTANT MESSAGE ABOUT ANDY STEPHENSON (2nd try) ***********I am instructing the moderators to lock all threads relating to Andy Stephenson.I will post more on this topic shortly. Until then, you are not permitted to start any more threads on this topic.Thank you for your understanding.SkinnerDU AdminAND NO FINGER-POINTING OR FLAMING IN THIS THREAD! PERIOD.

[franksolich]

DUMMIE ALERT!

DUMMIE ALERT!

THE INCREDIBLY BORING DUMMIE PUNIDIOT WILLIAM PITT THREATENS TO BEAT UP THE FELONIOUS DUMMIE ANDY STEPHENSON!



WilliamPitt (1000+ posts) Tue May-10-05 12:23 PM Response to Original message 26. Damn Edited on Tue May-10-05 12:24 PM by WilliamPitt OK, for those who care to know:a) I just walked into this mess a few minutes ago. What I am hearing is that there was a snafu with the hospital payment that is hopefully being worked out.b) I have known Andy personally for years, been in his house, done speaking gigs with him, met his boyfriend, dined with him, drank with him. If this is a 'scam,' as has been alleged, it is the most masterful Keyser Soze-esqe one I have ever heard of. Apply Occam's Razor.c) About two dozen DUers would also have to have been in on it, myself included, including those who have been with Andy these last several days, those negotiating with the hospital, and those dealing with PayPal. Again, the Razor.Andy, if you have scammed us, I am on the first plane to Seattle to make goddam sure you *will* need to see a doctor. Skinner, can you PM me when you get the chance?

[franksolich]

Dang it, how can I reach Bev Harris?

[luvie]

Whew! It's flamin' over there in the DUmpster!....and I'm lovin' it! hee-hee!

[MichiganConservative]

Please add me to the ping list.

[franksolich]

Done, sir, but I think it's going to play out soon, run out of steam.

But not being God (of course not), I could be wrong.

There is just so much stuff coming, and so fast, that I'm going to enjoy outdoors Nebraska for an hour or two--however, I plan to post the "Kos" story here when it appears.