DUmmie FUnnies 05-03-05 ("Kerry: 'I Think These People are Extremists'")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 3, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

I BEEEEEEEEEELEEEEEEVE Mary Matalin will offer me a HUGE contract for the DUmmie FUnnies book (with CD-ROM insert for the related comix stories). I BEEEEELEEEEVE that Mary Matalin will contact me at: PJ-Comix. And if she doesn't, no problem. I will create my own alternate reality where this does happen.

Right now DUmmieland is like a soap opera with the Undie Stephenson money raising drama. Will the "money lady" at Johns Hopkins receive the $$$ today from the Stephenson bag man as was promised would happen yesterday? Or will DUmmie UNdie split for warmer climes outside the USA? Stay tuned for the next episode of "General Hospital" or should it be titled, "As the DUmmie Squirms?" I am assigning franksolich to keep us updated on the latest turn of events in this DUmmie soap opera.

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[PJ-Comix]

PING!

[speed_addiction]

First Maybe?

[trisham]

Face the fact, Johnny Boy. You have NO chance of being nominated in ’08. Hillary already has that nomination in the bag and there isn’t even a chance in hell that you will gain it again.

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Another excellent thread, PJ.

However, I'm not so sure about ruling Kerry out. A lot can happen in the next few years. Stranger things have occurred.

[eyespysomething]

6?

[PetroniDE]

Early In .... YEAH.

[nina0113]

Does Kerry really think that? Now THAT'S delusional.

[An Old Marine]

Imagine how pathetic these guys are. Their idea of a hero is John Kerry...

[Choose Ye This Day]

Top 10?

[cripplecreek]

"Try Google."



Google holds all truths. Some of the Google truths Ive discovered.

Elvis really is alive.

Bush is an alien overlord from Omocron Persei eight.

Jeff Gannon is the love child of Madona and Yasser Arafat.

[PetroniDE]

If Hillary wants the nomination -- IT IS HERS. No one in the dem party dares cross the queen. NO ONE !!

[franksolich]

Thanks for the endorsement.

I'll bring up the latest DUmmie Andy Stephenson "updates" near the end of the thread, later on in the day, just like I've been doing the past three days, so as to not interfere with discussion of this edition of the most-excellent, always-excellent DUmmie FUnnies.

[speed_addiction]

However, I'm not so sure about ruling Kerry out. A lot can happen in the next few years. Stranger things have occurred.

I don't see it happening for Kerry. For a failed candidate to have even the possibility of a chance he has to make bold stands, make himself viable. Kerry will continue to be his old nuanced self and right now, if anything he is apealling only to the kooks in the Democratic party. That is the faction that is driving people away in droves from their own party. He is done. Besides he has drawn the ire of Karl Rove and Underfuher Rove has already decided on Hillary.

[rdl6989]

Kerry needed a primal scream like Dean, instead he he nuanced his way to extinction.

Oh, that would have helped, he-he-ha.

[Choose Ye This Day]

He's the Incredible Hulk when he's fired up.

"Mr. Rove, don't make me angry. Yooooouu. Wouldn't. Liiike. Me. When. I'm. Angry!" [pronounced in a haughty tone, of course]

[franksolich]

I "Yahoo-ed" yesterday (Monday) for news about Norway, for the famous Norway ping list, and one of the selections was a news-story about.....Poland.

Just like the time I used an "English-Danish dictionary" from Google, and I thought it was rather peculiar, because I kept recognizing the words.....it was giving me Spanish, rather than Danish.

One never knows about the internet and these "searches;" which is why I depend more upon word-of-mouth from reliable sources, first-hand sources, when looking into something.

[dinasour]

The right wing would just love it if he shut up and went away. SO HE'S NOT GOING TO DO IT.

The right wing would love to see Frenchy and the Beast ripping each other to shreds in a primary.

Throw Deany Baby in, as well and have a ménage à trois.

[Choose Ye This Day]

That's it, John. Seize the fire.

"NNNNNGGHH!! BURNS! GGGGRRRRHHH! FIRE BAD!!! FIRE BAD!!!"

I can't keep up with the metaphors. Is John Kerry Frankenstein, or the Incredible Hulk? Which is he???

[prairiebreeze]

That's it, John. Seize the fire.

[franksolich]

<<this "right wing" doesn't care if John-Boy yaps a mile a minute, or shuts up; it doesn't make any difference.