[PJ-Comix]

I BEEEEEEEEEELEEEEEEVE Mary Matalin will offer me a HUGE contract for the DUmmie FUnnies book (with CD-ROM insert for the related comix stories). I BEEEEELEEEEVE that Mary Matalin will contact me at: PJ-Comix. And if she doesn't, no problem. I will create my own alternate reality where this does happen.

Right now DUmmieland is like a soap opera with the Undie Stephenson money raising drama. Will the "money lady" at Johns Hopkins receive the $$$ today from the Stephenson bag man as was promised would happen yesterday? Or will DUmmie UNdie split for warmer climes outside the USA? Stay tuned for the next episode of "General Hospital" or should it be titled, "As the DUmmie Squirms?" I am assigning franksolich to keep us updated on the latest turn of events in this DUmmie soap opera.

Let me know if you want on the DUmmie FUnnies PING List.

[PJ-Comix]

PING!

[speed_addiction]

First Maybe?

[trisham]

Face the fact, Johnny Boy. You have NO chance of being nominated in ’08. Hillary already has that nomination in the bag and there isn’t even a chance in hell that you will gain it again.

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Another excellent thread, PJ.

However, I'm not so sure about ruling Kerry out. A lot can happen in the next few years. Stranger things have occurred.

[PetroniDE]

Early In .... YEAH.

[nina0113]

Does Kerry really think that? Now THAT'S delusional.

[An Old Marine]

Imagine how pathetic these guys are. Their idea of a hero is John Kerry...

[Choose Ye This Day]

Top 10?

[cripplecreek]

"Try Google."



Google holds all truths. Some of the Google truths Ive discovered.

Elvis really is alive.

Bush is an alien overlord from Omocron Persei eight.

Jeff Gannon is the love child of Madona and Yasser Arafat.

[franksolich]

Thanks for the endorsement.

I'll bring up the latest DUmmie Andy Stephenson "updates" near the end of the thread, later on in the day, just like I've been doing the past three days, so as to not interfere with discussion of this edition of the most-excellent, always-excellent DUmmie FUnnies.

[rdl6989]

Kerry needed a primal scream like Dean, instead he he nuanced his way to extinction.

Oh, that would have helped, he-he-ha.

[Choose Ye This Day]

He's the Incredible Hulk when he's fired up.

"Mr. Rove, don't make me angry. Yooooouu. Wouldn't. Liiike. Me. When. I'm. Angry!" [pronounced in a haughty tone, of course]

[dinasour]

The right wing would just love it if he shut up and went away. SO HE'S NOT GOING TO DO IT.

The right wing would love to see Frenchy and the Beast ripping each other to shreds in a primary.

Throw Deany Baby in, as well and have a ménage à trois.

[Choose Ye This Day]

That's it, John. Seize the fire.

"NNNNNGGHH!! BURNS! GGGGRRRRHHH! FIRE BAD!!! FIRE BAD!!!"

I can't keep up with the metaphors. Is John Kerry Frankenstein, or the Incredible Hulk? Which is he???

[prairiebreeze]

That's it, John. Seize the fire.

[eyespysomething]

google Don McTigue and Ohio

The same guy who doesn't expect the outcome to change?

So the republicans perpetrated vote fraud, but didn't need to, and it makes no difference anyway, because they won by a big enough margin that even if fraud was done it wasn't needed?

What about Washington state? Oh yeah, that's just whiny loser Republicans, no fraud there. Sheesh, hypocrisy, thy name is DUmmy.

[steve-b]

the DUmmie Cult filled with their bizarre cryptic language of MIHOP, IHOP, BFEE, PNAC

WTF do those things mean, anyway (assuming they actually mean something comprehensible, and are not simply the glossolalia of the DUmmie Cult).

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

I met people that actually believed in the swift boat sh--.

The Dummie is correct, the truth does hurt.

If the Moonbats want to get their panties in a wad over the Swift Boat Vets then they should be angry with their source, John Kerry.

[KJC1]

But if he did win, and there was fraud, then maybe it wasn't such a lousy campaign after all.

Lousy campaign? Now there's an understatement. It was a three-ring circus from he**!

It actually would have made for top-notch comedy if we could have all enjoyed watching the spectacle without the looming sense that this buffoon could be POTUS.

[KJC1]

Totally OT:

Does anyone have the inside scoop on what happened to "Cuban Liberal" and "Padraig"? They got tombstoned and the DUmmies are having a field day but they are only passing the info in private messages. WTH happened? It sounds juicy, lol.

[areafiftyone]

Oh 2008 is going to be great fun!!!