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DUmmie FUnnies 05-02-05 ("The right punishment for the Bush Mob after exposure?")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 2, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 05/02/2005 5:47:15 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

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To: Mr. Silverback
Saw a kid on Fox last night being interviewed by O'Reilly, the kid had a mohawk and makeup that made him look like an extra from The Road Warrior (in fact, he looked a lot like a fat version of a specific bad guy in Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome...

Was that the nitwit who wanted to dress up like a witch? BTW, he wouldn't have lasted long in my high school. We had one kid not as bad as that but still pretty strange. His name was Terry and he took modern dance and walked around in black ballet tights when he did his after school rehearsals. His mother had to come in and escort him out to her car because he wouldn't have survived the route himself. Oh yeah, that creep was also in my English class. My teacher, Mr. Murray designated me as Macbeth for a play we were putting on. As soon as he did so, that damn Terry started screeching that he wanted to play Lady Macbeth. I immediately protested that I would quit the role of Macbeth on the spot if Terry got that role plus I would personally massacre him when he left school, mother or no mother. Finally, Mr. Murray relented and agreed to allow Terry to play one of the witches.

BTW, Mr. Murray was one of those rare teachers who instilled a love for literature in me. It didn't really take hold until a few years later but he did plant the seed in me. In fact, I reread part of Henry IV today at the beach thanx to in large part to the interest instilled by Mr. Murray. I'm not sure I would have had the great interest in Shakespeare (NOT Earl of Essex---sorry franksolich) if it hadn't been for Mr. Murray.

101 posted on 05/02/2005 2:08:23 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: franksolich
Just in case you don't get a response--one time when Jimmah Cahteh was out jogging, he was attacked by a rabbit; an enraged rabbit that actually attempted to bite him.

Nope. He was fishing from a small boat and a rabbit swam out and attacked him. I kid you not. There are even photos of it. Later people were making jokes about Carter and the "Attack of the Killer Rabbit."

102 posted on 05/02/2005 2:15:16 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: franksolich
When I finally established his credentials as a real person (about three months ago), I did some "Googling"--there have been "fund-raising" appeals for Andy Stephenson and his health problems on all sorts of web-sites since.....January.

What'S the latest on Undie Stephenson? Wasn't he supposed to turn over a $25,000 check for his operation to Johns Hopkins TODAY?

103 posted on 05/02/2005 2:18:27 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: Mr. Silverback

Yeah, I saw that, too. His mother was on with him. She was a practicing "witch", and he was a "witch", too (I think), and his makeup was supposedly an expression of his religion. Problem is, his religion doesn't call for makeup like that. He had been suspended from school for dressing and making himself up in a way that would be distracting to the other students who were trying to learn, and he and his mother were fighting his suspension.


104 posted on 05/02/2005 2:23:09 PM PDT by Purrcival
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To: All
LOL!!! That idiot, DUmmie JackRiddler posted another reply to his thread this afternoon. Here is what Mr. Sanity-Challenged said:

My dream is to see them sequestered, under observation, subject to interview. When they talk and when that talk is confirmable in documents and corroborations, they get more biscuits.

Hey, JackRiddler! How about we feed you a few extra dog biscuits to continue entertaining us?

105 posted on 05/02/2005 2:30:00 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: franksolich
Yes, the date was April 20, 1979. Found the following photo, courtesy of the Jimmy Carter library (but I remember seeing others with the "swamp rabbit" actually swimming up to Carter in his boat. In this one, the rabbit is swimming away from the boat.
106 posted on 05/02/2005 2:35:08 PM PDT by Purrcival
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To: PJ-Comix

There going to a place way beyond funny, it's both sad and troublesome. I'm getting to where I can't even read them anymore.


107 posted on 05/02/2005 2:48:58 PM PDT by infidel29 ("It is only the warlike power of a civilized people that can give peace to the world."- T. Roosevelt)
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To: SandyInSeattle

Notice they didn't mention the decimation of 1984. They make my head hurt.


108 posted on 05/02/2005 2:53:03 PM PDT by infidel29 ("It is only the warlike power of a civilized people that can give peace to the world."- T. Roosevelt)
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To: Purrcival
Yeah, I actually saw the whole segment and cought the stuff with the mom (was she Miss Personality, or what?) and the religious stuff. I'll admit I don't know a ton of Wiccans, but the ones I've met didn't look anything like that kid, they looked like everybody else.

The funny part is, even taking their explanation to O'Reilly as if it were fact, their position still wouldn't make any sense. The kid should get to wear that at school because Wiccans wear it while doing rituals? That's like a Catholic wearing a cassock everywhere he goes, because that's what his priest wears when he holds mass.

109 posted on 05/02/2005 2:55:55 PM PDT by Mr. Silverback (Free Testaclese!!! http://www.nationalreview.com/comment/sommers200505020808.asp)
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To: SoDak
...so many people in need of therapy together in one spot.

It's like a Freudian wet dream in DUmmieland, kind of like a "Jonestown" for the deranged.

110 posted on 05/02/2005 3:03:50 PM PDT by infidel29 ("It is only the warlike power of a civilized people that can give peace to the world."- T. Roosevelt)
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To: franksolich; PJ-Comix

By the way, the latest tally in DUmmieland for Undie's fund-raising effort is $27,104.63


111 posted on 05/02/2005 3:07:05 PM PDT by Purrcival
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To: Purrcival; franksolich

Okay, so was the $25,000 check presented yet to Johns Hopkins? And is Undie Stephenson having his operation this week? Inquiring minds want to know.


112 posted on 05/02/2005 3:11:59 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix

Didn't Monty Python's flying circus - do a bit in one their movies with a deadly rabbit. Maybe that's where they got the idea.


113 posted on 05/02/2005 3:31:31 PM PDT by KSCITYBOY
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To: PJ-Comix; franksolich

Well, I had to wade through the last few self-congratulatory posts on a long thread to find a smidgen of info re: JH and the $$$$. The DUmmie who initiated the fund-raising effort (sfexpat2000?) claims to have tried calling the "money lady" at JH, and that person was not in, so he/she/it talked to an assistant. And Undie reportedly is "packing". That's all I know.

A few DUmmies chimed in to say that this is a case in point re: the "need" for universal health care.


114 posted on 05/02/2005 4:12:25 PM PDT by Purrcival
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To: Purrcival
The DUmmie who initiated the fund-raising effort (sfexpat2000?) claims to have tried calling the "money lady" at JH, and that person was not in, so he/she/it talked to an assistant. And Undie reportedly is "packing". That's all I know.

Packing for a trip to the Bahamas perhaps? This whole thing is sounding MORE and MORE suspicious. Can't call the "money lady" at Johns Hopkins? They make it sound like one of the nation's most reputable hospitals is run like a mob operation. "Money lady?" And who delivers the $$$ to the "money lady?" The "bag man?"

115 posted on 05/02/2005 4:18:37 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: KSCITYBOY
The Holy Grail actually.

Just had to post it! ^_~

116 posted on 05/02/2005 4:28:34 PM PDT by lutz
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To: All
Nothing much in DUmmieland is grabbing my attention tonight. Maybe it is because I am anticipating the big Undie Stephenson blowup to come. Too bad the celeb DUmmie website isn't up yet. That will be a great backkup when the peon DUmmie Ants are relatively listless as they are this evening.

Should have an AM DUFU up tomorrow. Sorry, but if it just doesn't feel right, I refrain from DUFUing.

117 posted on 05/02/2005 5:03:08 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: All
Signing off with this PSA:


118 posted on 05/02/2005 5:27:08 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: Petronski

1980 was stolen?

I was shocked that 1980 was stolen but not 1984 or 1988. How could a rational country not vote for such charismatic men as Walter Mondale and Dukakkis, who's first name eludes me at this point. I remember his wife's name was Kitty, though.

119 posted on 05/02/2005 5:28:23 PM PDT by Duke Nukum (King had to write, to sing the song of Gan. And I had to read. How else could Roland find the Tower?)
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To: Duke Nukum

The first name of Governor Dukakis was Milquetoast.


120 posted on 05/02/2005 5:30:21 PM PDT by Petronski (Pope Benedict XVI: A German Shepherd on the Throne of Peter)
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