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DUmmie FUnnies 04-29-05 ("Now we know how other cultures feel ......... I hate republicans")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | April 29, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 04/29/2005 6:07:37 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

Do you remember reading the book, 1984 for the first time and thinking that the Hate Week rallies where the Party workers at the Ministry of Truth screeching “HATE! HATE! HATE!” was an interesting literary device but a little unrealistic for an actual situation in life? Well, welcome to the World of DUmmieland in which the 1984 type Hate rantings are not only a reality but the norm as you can see in this DUmmie THREAD titled, “Now we know how other cultures feel ......... I hate republicans.” As usual the DUmmie rantings are in Insoc, I mean Bolshevik, Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, watching the Hate Week Rally from his telescreen in Room 101, is in the [brackets]:

Now we know how other cultures feel ......... I hate republicans.

[“The preparations for Hate Week were in full swing, and the staffs of all the Ministries were working overtime. Processions, meetings, military parades, lectures, waxworks, displays, film shows, telescreen programmes all had to be organized; stands had to be erected, effigies built, slogans coined, songs written, rumours circulated, photographs faked.”]

And, I have learned to hate most Christians as well. These people will NOT stop until they destroy everything that is Democratic or Liberal. Whats worse, they always attack with a smug self-righteousness that affirms their belief that they are sooooo much better than everyone else.

[“The new tune which was to be the theme-song of Hate Week (the Hate Song, it was called) had already been composed and was being endlessly plugged on the telescreens. It had a savage, barking rhythm which could not exactly be called music, but resembled the beating of a drum. Roared out by hundreds of voices to the tramp of marching feet, it was terrifying.”]

Now I know (as a white male) how other cultures must have felt as the God-Damn Republican Christians showed up and began to destroy and slander everything that was, or is, holy to them.

[“A new poster had suddenly appeared all over London. It had no caption, and represented simply the monstrous figure of a Eurasian soldier, three or four metres high, striding forward with expressionless Mongolian face and enormous boots, a submachine gun pointed from his hip. From whatever angle you looked at the poster, the muzzle of the gun, magnified by the foreshortening, seemed to be pointed straight at you.”]

hate to say it, but I can actually empathize with the radical Muslims at this level. How can any sane person keep their cool when forced to deal with these lying bastards.

[DUmmie TWiley aka Terrorist Enabler.]

We have been forced into a war on virtually every meaningful front there is in our society.

[Have you sent in your contribution this week to the Progressive Democrats of America?]

I really do hate to rant, but I am sick of these bastards sticking their nose where it does not belong and trying to "evangelize" the world. If we loose PBS to these thugs, then it will be the last straw.

[Bad enough to “loose” on the Eurasian Front but to “loose” PBS…INTOLERABLE!!!]

Does anyone else feel this way?

[Yes. Pretty much all your fellow DUmmies feel exactly the same way, DUmmie TWiley, as we shall see.]

Count me in

[I’m just as full of UNCONTROLLABLE HATE as TWilley.]

I can totally empathize with others. I don't know if it's a gift or a curse, but I've always been able to put myself in the other person's shoes. Unless they're republican. Those are shoes that I refuse to wear.

[Republicans: Beyond the Pale!]

I would guess that individuals who are Christ-like will stop calling themselves "christians" -- to distinguish between their belief in Christ's teachings and the Xians perversion of the name and teachings.

[So what should they call themselves? Unitarians?]

I see even shades of repug thinking here on DU, I see it in the pro spanking crowd, in the inverted self responsibility kicks people get on ,The"Darwin awards" and the quippy stupid bully trolls making fun of fat people in a way they'd be ashamed to do if the epithets and ignorance they hurl at fat people was exchanged with gay or black.. I am sick of hate words like bitch slap,and the people rationalizing exploitation and degradation of women, making excuses for it by trying to redefine it.I hate the mental illness bashing.The spirituality bashing.(different thing than religion) DU has it's scapegoats too.. Until Democrats stop,scapegoating their own, and take their own bigotries and words into account and realize this hypocrisy is in themselves they will not be morally better than the right wing bully party,all that much..Even though ethically they are far better and more human than cheep labor republicans..

[DUmmie undergroundpanther, surrounded by a wide and intricate web of EVIL Republican conspiracies.]

They are incapable of tolarating any diversity.. If it does not look or smell like them, then they must attack and destroy it. The world is a much richer place when differences can be appreciated. I am not sure that the practice of "evangelizing" is compatible with anything other than its own.

[Differences will be tolerated….except for differences in thinking.]

I am beginning to understand the powerless who resort to terrorism in a much more intimate way. While I have never been violent, I am beginning to see why others get that way, and I can almost condone their efforts.

[Yeah, you mentioned that before, DUmmie TWiley. And we have a nice room reserved for you in Gitmo where we can torture you with air conditioning and good food.]

Their grip on power seems to get stronger with each controversy. It is sooo frustrating.

[ALL your bases belong to US.]

They make me sick as well. Mentally and even physically sometimes.

[Here is a Barf Bag you can wallow in.]

How soon before the bastards start marching through liberal areas with big damn drums to celebrate the the victory of christians over the secularists?

[Just as soon as they can decide whether to use Conga Drums or Steel Drums, my paranoid little friend.]


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To: GodBlessRonaldReagan
Amen, bro! And they are just ripe for the plucking by demagogues too - truly scary.

"Hi! This is Pied Piper Pitt. Are you filled with uncontrollable anger? Are you completely blinded by hate? Good news! We got the cure for you. Just send in $$$ to the Progressive Democrats of America."

21 posted on 04/29/2005 6:35:48 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix
My the ant farm is stirred up today.

cheep labor republicans..

Is this DUmmy actually saying he's against illegal immigration?

22 posted on 04/29/2005 6:37:24 AM PDT by prairiebreeze (Blogs have a strangle hold on the MSM. The MSM is kicking out the windshield.)
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To: PJ-Comix

"If we loose PBS to these thugs, then it will be the last straw."

Well, I guess we can drop the pretense and go ahead and admit that PBS and NPR are taxpayer funded mouth organs for the liberal underclass in our society.

Aside: It so sad to me how they all admit that practically anything good and decent is like a cross to a vampire to these sick-sick souls. God have mercy on them.


23 posted on 04/29/2005 6:45:57 AM PDT by whereasandsoforth (Stamp out liberals with the big boot of truth)
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To: PJ-Comix
Now I know (as a white male) how other cultures must have felt as the God-Damn Republican Christians showed up and began to destroy and slander everything that was, or is, holy to them.

Forgive him Father, for he knows not what he does.


24 posted on 04/29/2005 6:46:28 AM PDT by rdb3 (To the world, you're one person. To one person, you may be the world.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Tsk. They been drinkin' that Haterade again. ; )


25 posted on 04/29/2005 6:49:26 AM PDT by TheBigB (Proudly annoying stupid people since 1970!)
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To: Congressman Billybob

What's even sadder is the thought that thanks to the Internet, even twenty years from now when these kids have grown up and become responsible adults, their words from this era will still be haunting them. They can NEVER live this down.

I was just about this stupid at fifteen - not as vicious, but as leftist - but thank God there's no record of it.


26 posted on 04/29/2005 6:52:51 AM PDT by nina0113
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To: PJ-Comix

Dang! I don't normally comment on these threads, but that one is a doozie. Yipes!


27 posted on 04/29/2005 6:55:09 AM PDT by FreedomPoster (Official Ruling Class Oligarch Oppressor)
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To: prairiebreeze
cheep labor republicans..

Is this DUmmy actually saying he's against illegal immigration?

No, I think he's a PETA guy. He is against fowl labor practices with workers receiving chicken feed. No one could live on such poultry wages.

28 posted on 04/29/2005 7:09:34 AM PDT by tnlibertarian
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To: RushCrush
That's because our shoes are too expensive for the average DUmmie! Neener neener!

And they're WAAAYYYY cuter than Birkenstocks :)

29 posted on 04/29/2005 7:11:56 AM PDT by najida (I wish I had Tina Turner's legs, Ann Coulter's brains and Paris Hilton's credit cards.)
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To: All

FLASH!!! The DUmmies are being mentioned RIGHT NOW on the Laura Ingraham radio show in regards to all their HATE messages to Laura.


31 posted on 04/29/2005 7:18:10 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: Choose Ye This Day

I just now referenced that. Listening to the Laura Ingraham show (THANK YOU WKAT Radio) and they were talking about those very DUmmie hate messages to Laura.


32 posted on 04/29/2005 7:19:49 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix
These people will NOT stop until they destroy everything that is Democratic or Liberal.

I'm not seeing why this is a bad thing. OH because I'm not a DUmmie.

33 posted on 04/29/2005 7:21:38 AM PDT by CzarNicky (The problem with bad ideas is that they seemed like good ideas at the time.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Screwball
34 posted on 04/29/2005 7:24:05 AM PDT by wysiwyg (What parts of "right of the people" and "shall not be infringed" do you not understand?)
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To: tnlibertarian

LOL! You probably nailed it.


35 posted on 04/29/2005 7:24:20 AM PDT by prairiebreeze (Blogs have a strangle hold on the MSM. The MSM is kicking out the windshield.)
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To: nina0113
I have a nephew thats 22 that knows everything already, and he's a Demwit to the core right now. My wife and I, and his parents, and his grandparents, keep telling him that he'll grow out of it someday and he just can't stand that.

I have to laugh that he gets so mad when we tell him that. You can visibly tell that he's trying not to lose his cool like when he was 6 and you told him he couldn't have another cookie because it would spoil his dinner.

He's just a Dem really because he knows it gets him attention, and he feels like he's not being taken seriously. I play on that all the time. If he's in my house I tell him he has to go sit in the corner if he wants to spew Demwit garbage.

My 11 year old even asks "Why would he want to be a Democrat?" in the same manner you would ask someone "Why would he purposely hit himself in the nose with a hammer?"

36 posted on 04/29/2005 7:28:18 AM PDT by libs_kma (USA: The land of the Free....Because of the Brave!)
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To: WinOne4TheGipper
Oh, I don't know. I really enjoy trolling on DU and annoying the hell out of them with conservative opinion. I don't know why I haven't been banned yet; I don't cut them any slack. I consider it my charity work, educating the hapless DUmmies.
37 posted on 04/29/2005 7:36:00 AM PDT by chesley
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To: prairiebreeze
My the ant farm is stirred up today.

cheep labor republicans..

Is this DUmmy actually saying he's against illegal immigration?

==========

I'm guessing he's talking about outsourcing

38 posted on 04/29/2005 7:40:34 AM PDT by CharlieOK1 (See http://www.alisrael.com/tamuz/ for what should happen to Iran)
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To: PJ-Comix
I drive around with an HRC sticker on my car and am very open and loud about my support for GLBT rights.

Yeah... like that takes guts. Try being a libertarian, arguing in support of gay marriage on FreeRepublic....

And to "them" that means I might as well BE one of them. Fine by me if they want to lump me in. The people I am working for/defending are far nicer and more trustworthy anyway.

Mind you, 99% of the responses I get from Freepers when I argue in favor of gay marriage are polite, even in disagreement. When I argue, for example, against gun control with leftists, I end up with leftists hoping my kids get shot to teach me a lesson.

39 posted on 04/29/2005 7:40:51 AM PDT by Celtjew Libertarian (Shake Hands with the Serpent: Poetry by Charles Lipsig aka Celtjew http://books.lulu.com/lipsig)
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To: PJ-Comix
I hate republicans. . . . And, I have learned to hate most Christians as well.

Ah, there it comes out. As I have said before, the real driving force animating the DUmmies is their hatred of Christianity. Even when the topic is something else--hating Republicans, say--the DUmmies will get around to their favorite object of hate, namely, Christians/Christianity/God. It's something you can count on--that, and their filthy language.

40 posted on 04/29/2005 7:44:09 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (White, male, heterosexual, married, church-going Christian--of course I'm a Republican!)
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