I got Banned at DU!

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[Cyclops08]

I just got banned at DU!

I've been lurking for about a year making occasional posts, nothing outrageous, just common sense. And I got lambasted for that!

But the Christian bashing got a little TOO bad just recently. The atheists and bigots over there are offending even the DUers who consider themselves Christians.

There was this post with a joke comparing the Pope to a Nazi. I thought turnabout was fair play. So I took a couple of lawyer jokes and used the word "atheist" instead.

This is the entire post that got me banned.

"Q) What do you have when an atheist is buried up to his neck in sand? A) Not enough sand!

Q) Whats the difference between a porcupine and a bus load of bigot atheists? A) On a porcupine the pricks are on the outside!"

Thats it. Thats ALL I said... Apparently the Christian bashers can dish it out, but the can't take it! Liberals have ZERO sense of humor.Oh, they're are real funny when they are discriminating against people of faith...but one post at their expense...CALL THE MODS! HOW DARE HE! Waaaaah!

And then the entire thread was pulled from the DU Lounge. Wah.

For those of you at DU lurking here I think I got between 50 and 70 posts.

There was one post where I disagreed with the praise for communist Cuba, I mentioned the librarians who Fidel arrested in 2004 for the horrible crime of advocating free speech, and I was called a liar! Furthermore one DUer called me out as a Freeper troll. I reported him, and he got banned! You guys were soooo close! Had anyone perused my posts, you would have known the truth!

I learned a few things about DUers whilst I was there.

1) Cuba is a paradise. Free health care for everyone!

2) NEVER, EVER criticize a communist country. Yoda in his wisdom lives there! This is real! China with all her human rights abuses can only be presented as angelic next to the vile USA.

3)There is a group of DUers who advocate the violent Communist takeover of the US.

4) Sedition and treason lie just under the surface there...I think too many visits by the Secret Service shut off the more ardent support for violence...but its THERE!

5) DUers post ALL the time! Day or night. They live there! Seriously, one guy DIED at his computer in his mom's basement! These guys have NO life. They are amoral, or rather "above morals." Laws do not constrain them. They are surprised when a terrorist at Gitmo has his letters censored. They are shocked when an anarchist gets arrested and his held for an entire day!

The hatred for Christians and Jews is astounding! Actually they live in a miserable world of hate, even their jokes are hateful.

None of them are ever happy.They are offended that President Bush continues in office. They cannot even say the word "President."

And delusional! Wow. You thought DU Funnies was revealing. Imagine entire forums of fantasy and hate speech.

[speed_addiction]

So what did you catch from her?:)

I caught a new appreciation for lawn chairs. That nimble little minx could fold up just like one.

[ladtx]

I lasted for several months. I got up over 100 posts in until I got banned. I got on a thread that was bashing the military and since I'm retired Army and had one son in Mosul and another in B1's I couldn't take it any more. I was surprised how quickly I got banned just for asking one of the DU'ers if they ever served in the military. OK-Ok maybe I wasn't too diplomatic about it, but it felt good to get it out of my system.

[WinOne4TheGipper]

I'm thinking of getting a new DUmp account here soon. Maybe after a while I'll sign up to become a mod and cause some real trouble.:)

[WinOne4TheGipper]

That's funny, because I've been surprised at how long it took them to ban me twice. After I posted that opus, I was able to get four or five replies in before the thread was pulled and I was banned.

[WinOne4TheGipper]

LOL.:)

[franksolich]

Well now, is it really worthwhile attempting to communicate with a DUmmie?

Standard typical customary "average" DUmmie:



I mean, look how self-absorbed they are, in their intense Hate, rage, and anger.

I've been trolling over there for quite some time now--finally way past 1000+ posts--but of course I use a different computer when "logging on," so as to avoid detection.

I'm not quite sure what I'm doing over there, other than to poke or prick a DUmmie once in a while.

But I'm sure that by carefully maintaining my "identity" and account over there, slowly-but-surely gaining credibility among the DUmmies, sooner or later some great idea is going to occur to me, and the Grand DUmmie "Skinner" will get the involuntary collywobbles.

But for right now, I'm just hanging, cruising, waiting.

[speed_addiction]

Something along the lines of "The Night of the Long Knives" only better would be cool. Probably next year the time would be right. By then the congressional and a few Senatorial election campaigns will be in full swing. The DUmmies will divide themselves in to seperate warring camps and then it will be easier to promote discord and strife in their midst.

I may sign up yet again.

[FDNYRHEROES]

Not only did I make it to 2000+ posts, I was a mod twice, went to a DU get together and got laid by one of the DU hippie chicks. I would still be there but I outted myself the day after the election by gloating in their face.

You Da Man!!!!!