DUmmie FUnnies 04-19-05 ("Blaming widespread 'faulty' voting machines is bad for Democrats")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | April 19, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

Have you ever boarded a passenger jet for a long flight WITHOUT some good reading material? You are letting yourself in for some severe ennui since airline magazines are notorious for their boredorm. I think airline magazine writers are instructed to remove all creativity out of their writing. Anyway, on this theme I had an interesting dream last night...

In my dream I saw a man rushing into an airport bookstore. He wanted to pick up something to read before his flight. In front of him, on the book rack, he saw several current events type books with titles like: "Federal Reserve Policy in the 21st Century," "Jumpin' Jim Jeffords: Master Political Strategist," and "Analysis of Lutheran Voting Patterns in the Midwest." Just before he was about to collapse from a yawning fit, his eyes alighted upon a book with a yellow background featuring a smiling, cigar smoking beaver in front of a computer screen showing wacky DUmmie threads in their forum. Yes, it was the DUmmie FUnnies book (with CD-ROM insert for the related comix stories). Immediately the guy's eyes lit up and he bought a copy.

A little while later he was aboard his flight, laughing like hell at the material. All around him, his fellow passengers are eying him curiously. Then when he slipped the CD-ROM insert into his laptop computer their curiousity turned to envy as the guy laughed so hard tears were rolling down his face. A few furtive glances revealed such scenes as Chimpus Khan leading his rightwing Ape army into the desert to battle the liberal bastion of Helmsleep. Word aboard the jet quickly spread that the wildly laughing guy was reading a book called "DUmmie FUnnies" and the passengers vowed to get themselves a copy as soon as their plane landed.

Well now, via that dream sequence, I have actually had a window into the future to gaze upon the cover design of the DUMmie FUnnies book. I have taken note of it and it WILL be used for the book cover. Now all that has to happen to make it all a REALITY is for Mary Matalin to contact me at: PJ-Comix.

Let me know if you want on the DUmmie FUnnies PING List.

[beaureguard]

FIRST!!

[PJ-Comix]

PING!

[JimWforBush]

4th?

[The_Victor]

4th?

[The_Victor]

Dangit!

[cripplecreek]

"My two Euros..."


Must be one of those geniuses who joined the worldwide fight against globalism.

[speed_addiction]

They have made their mind up. It has to be fraud. How can anyone reject their winning ideas.

These DUmmies have huge trouble handling rejection.

[imskylark]

They are so fun to watch! They will always cry foul when they lose. They are spoiled little children who need the "Super Nanny!" LOL!

[Ronaldus Magnus Reagan]

Locking. This has digressed into a flamefest

As soon as anything resembling a debate actually ensues on their board, they squash it. Have to tow the party line, like good little communists!

[Ditter]

This is a great one PJ. One DUmmie trying to talk a little sense to the other DUmmies but to no avail! The longer that they DON"T get it the better for us!

[Dallas59]

Wasn't it fun replacing all those voting machines with fake ones....What?......Uh...I mean...What machines?

[KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle]

It's not our responsibility to accept "that we lost".

Oh, this is just so sad. :)

[epow]

Locking. This has digressed into a flamefest.

I have seen much more spirited flamefests on DU that were not shut down. I suspect the moderator is disturbed because one of the ants on the farm was exhibiting a teensy weensy smidgen of common sense, a commodity that rarely, if ever, shows it's unfamiliar face on DU.

[PetroniDE]

Just to confess to everyone here: We Republicans DID steal the last two Presidential Elections. Heh Heh Heh Heh Heh.

The democrats haven't seen anything yet. Wait until the 2006 elections, when we steal all 435 U.S. House seats. That will really get them mad. Heh Heh Heh Heh Heh.

[randog]

It's not our responsibility to accept "that we lost". America lost. We need to step up and DEMAND ACCOUNTABILITY FOR ELECTION FRAUD/THEFT.

And these people would be standing up in Washington state? Waiting.....waiting....

[PJ-Comix]

4th?

No. Fifth but you are forgiven.

[PetroniDE]

Hey Democrats --- Friendly Reminder.

I'M YOUR DADDY !! (boom boom boom boom boom)
I'M YOUR DADDY !! (boom boom boom boom boom)
I'M YOUR DADDY !! (boom boom boom boom boom)
I'M YOUR DADDY !! (boom boom boom boom boom)
I'M YOUR DADDY !! (boom boom boom boom boom)

[chesley]

From your lips to God's ears. Also 61 Senate seats. And all the governorships up for election.

[PetroniDE]

Others Freepers are in charge of fixing the Senate/Governor elections. I can't give you their names (if I tell you, I have to kill you). Heh Heh Heh Heh Heh.