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DUmmie FUnnies 03-08-05 ("So why doesn't Kerry sue the Swift Boat liars now?")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | March 8, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 03/08/2005 7:45:54 AM PST by PJ-Comix

Although I disagree with the description of the Swift Boat Vets, this is an EXCELLENT question posed in this DUmmie THREAD titled, “So why doesn't Kerry sue the Swift Boat liars now?” Correct! If the Swift Boat Vets were lying as Kerry has claimed you would think he would SUE them for defamation. I mean didn’t they lie about Kerry not going into Cambodia on his Swift Boat? Kerry could simply prove them wrong by presenting the CIA agent cap given to him that says, “I Entered Cambodia On A Swift Boat And All I Got Was This Lousy Hat.” Let us now look at the reasons why Kerry hasn’t sued. As usual the DUmmie excuses and dopey rationales are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, wondering if a CIA Agent’s cap can be purchased on eBay, is in the [brackets]:

So why doesn't Kerry sue the Swift Boat liars now?

Everything is all set for him to do so and then John O'Neill and the rest of the attack dogs can get their just dessert. It would be perfect timing since these same attack dog groups are now going after groups like AARP. I thoroughly believe Kerry. I was just wondering what is taking him so long?

[Kerry is just waiting until he can get the CIA Agent Cambodia cap properly laundered to present in court. Right now that cap stinks from jungle rot.]

They can spread half truths or inuendos but out and out LIES are not allowed by LAW. Kerry has the backing of the US Navy on his side. they have word of mouth. Kerry should be able to sue and win if he is of a mind to do so. If he doesn't it will just get worse from here on out for any Democrat running.

[Kerry has the US Navy on his side? So sue, Johnny, SUE!]

It really doesn't matter if he could win the suit or not. If in fact the SBVT charges are baseless, he could have the whole thing debunked in a court of law for everyone to see. Other than money (which can't be a factor here) and time (ok, that is a small issue), if IN FACT THERE IS NOTHING TO WHAT THEY SAID, there is NO DOWNSIDE TO TAKING THIS TO COURT.

[No downside to taking this to court? So sue, Johnny, SUE!!!]

I will only support Kerry again only if he takes down these liars...When he says he can fight for us, I want to make sure that he can fight for himself.

[Kerry might eventually sue but right now he has more pressing concerns on the Sun Valley ski slopes.]

As long as he does nothing he will never have my respect.

[Kerry is doing something. Didn’t you see his secret hand signals recently while adjusting his tie? It means Kerry will be launching a MAJOR lawsuit sometime in the future against the Swift Boat Vets. Look carefully at those secret hand signals.]

I will NEVER support Kerry for anything again. And that goes for his Bilderberger pal John Edwards too!

[And all this time I thought Edwards was his Cheeseburger pal. Remember that Wendy’s meal they tossed away?]

Kerry would put himself in an awkward position-First by engaging this late he would elevate their status and then he would face "Christmas in Cambodia" and "Magic Hat" style attacks.

[GASP! Are you actually casting aspersions on Kerry’s claim that he entered Cambodia on his Swift Boat and received a CIA Agent’s Cap in exchange? LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]

It is not too late, Kerry's biggest hurdle is form 180. He has said twice on Meet The Press that he would sign it and release all his military records. One of the SBL's direct hits was his longstanding position that he spent Christmas in Cambodia. (Remember "seared"?) My feeling is that Kerry does not want to open his record to misinterpretation.

[My feeling is that Kerry doesn’t want to open his record…PERIOD!]

I think Kerry should let everyone see the paperwork and get it over with.

[He definitely will be signing that form 180 but Kerry is just looking for the proper pen to do it with.]

When Kerry said he may have been mistaken, it was only about the exact date. It was still around Christmas that the operation occurred.

[Around Christmas of 1968 when PRESIDENT NIXON ordered him to sneak into Cambodia?]

Baloney. Kerry was in Cambodia ferrying CIA operatives, one of whom happened to be Christie Whitman's husband. She blurted it out once early last year on the Daily Show that her husband once spent a week in Cambodia with Kerry.

[A WHOLE WEEK in Cambodia with Kerry? Was he the CIA agent who gave Kerry that kewl cap?]

Christie goofed when she said that. There's only one possible explanation for her husband spending a week on a boat with Kerry, since he was not a member of Kerry's crew. Not a far reach to figure he was one of the operatives Kerry had ferried into Cambodia.

[Mr. Whitman’s Cambodia mission was to find Colonel Kurtz and terminate him with extreme prejudice.]

Must be his hat that Kerry carries around. I wonder if Christie wants it.

[Yes. Christie considers that smelly cap to be a family heirloom.]

Kerry blurted out on Meet The Press that he delivered weapons to the Khmer Rouge, do you believe that?

[Absolutely! Even though the Khmer Rouge were COMMUNISTS that we were fighting.]

If he is going to sue then all of his records will be available. There is a defensiveness about a very simple signature on a form, readily available on the internet in pdf form, that to me seems misplaced. Kerry needs to go all out to defeat the liars in the court of public opinion, and my frustration is that this small task has yet to be done.

[So maybe the problem isn’t that Kerry is looking for the right pen to sign the 180 form. Perhaps he is looking for just the right printer to print out that form.]

forget the grounds, just come out and debate the bastards any charge left unchallenged is assumed true. He let his surragates answer those charges, and that is not the same thing. He has got to stand up and be counted. In reality, the opportunity is now gone, and with it the destruction of America

[Kerry’s failure to sign form 180 means the destruction of America?]

I stand by my position.... if the SBVT ads are totally without truth just getting an airing of the facts is worth it. Who cares about monetary judgements, for Kerry at least, that means nothing. As far as the charges getting more airing, again - if they are false and debunked well, who cares - it is a win for Kerry. As it is there has not, to my knowledge ever really been a fact by fact refutation by Kerry. At a bare miminum, it would give pause to those who think they can make stuff up with impunity. Someone has to lay down the gauntlet eventually - how do you propose it be done?

[By sending out Chris Heinz on a national tour to refute the SBVT?]

did you see him on Meet the Press Jan. 30? At least 2/3 of that hour was spent on idiotic SBVT crap, including closeups of the "unfit for duty" book and clips from the asswipe commercials. But he refuted all of it.

[By finally admitting that he was never in Cambodia during Christmas, 1968? And I also recall the “little matter” of Kerry PROMISING to sign form 180. Hmmm…. It’s “only” 6 weeks since that promise. Perhaps he needs more time…like another 4 years.]

I just wish we would have given someone else a chance if he wasn't going to answer charges against him.

[Kucinich. The Evil Elf is our man!]

If he or some of the other Swift Boaters don't sue, this whole thing will rear its ugly head again next time he runs for office. And it will be very difficult for him to refute it because he hasn't taken any legal action on it. Also not taking action on it emboldens the Swift Boaters -- and that is bad for all of us.

[Signing that form 180 would prove them to be liars. So why doesn’t Kerry sign? Maybe he is busy fixing up his Nantucket estate.]

Maybe you're missing the obvious here. Maybe the SBV's hit something damn close to the truth.

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]

It is part of being a Beltway pol that you simply can never accept that your moment has passed. In Kerry's case, that is the case. There was never a particularly good reason for him to be our nominee in the first place. He pulled out a win in the early contests and the whole thing went downhill from there. The question that was never answered through the entire campaign was why anyone SHOULD vote for Kerry other than the fact that he wasn't Bush.

[Johnny, We Hardly Knew Ye.]

Personally, I think Kerry should skip the libel suit and hire a Tony-Soprano-like figure to teach John O'Neil a few good lessons. That man is the biggest piece of scum that has ever walked the earth.

[DUmmie TwoSparkles advocating VIOLENCE against John O’Neil. And they call the Free Republic a Hate Site?]

It's definitely in the works...Kerry knows that he needs to put out that fire before 2006 and certainly 2008. As a former prosecutor who has taken down mafia asswipes and nearly took down the Reagan administration single-handedly with Iran-Contra, he knows that it has to be the right time and place to overwhelmingly strike with blunt and deadly force. I'd expect something by the summer.

[Or maybe next winter or maybe sometime in the next decade or…..]

Why didn't he come out immediately and deny the swift puke charges?

[Um, this is just a wild guess but maybe because those charges were TRUE?] Kerry needs to sue after he signs that 180 to shut the Pubs up.

[We’re waiting and waiting and…..]

I really think he needs to go after the bastards or face "2004 Part Deux" from the Swift Boat Liars. I love John Kerry - don't get me wrong - but we can't risk a repeat of this crapola in 2008, there's too much at stake.

[Don’t worry. Kerry has already made a firm commitment to sign that form 180….in 2009.]

Kerry is working behind the scenes to sue the pants off SBV liars.

[Yes! Look for the same secret hand signals that Kerry used to send out to very subtly indicate that he was challenging the Bush electoral votes in Ohio.]


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To: PJ-Comix

Did you notice Drudge is now running his big headline "scoop", that you posted YESTERDAY about TeRAYsa's inane "mother machines" comments????


41 posted on 03/08/2005 9:27:05 AM PST by visualops
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To: RogerWilko
"Man I hate when that happens!"
 
I know what you mean. It is what sets us apart from the DUmmies. We are damn near anal retentive about our grammar and spelling. The idiots at DU don't know any better, even though they are the more intelligent portion of the population.
 
Until they clean up their act and face the known facts about their candidates they are doomed to obscurity. I hope they never get a clue. It will mean and end to them in American politics.

42 posted on 03/08/2005 9:28:03 AM PST by Allosaurs_r_us (Idaho Carnivores for Conservatism)
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To: Jaded

The AARP are hardly a bunch of harmless blue-haired ladies.
Dig a little.


43 posted on 03/08/2005 9:36:33 AM PST by visualops
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To: visualops

FreeRepublic - Read tomorrow's news today.


44 posted on 03/08/2005 9:39:23 AM PST by kingu (Which would you bet on? Iraq and Afghanistan? Or Haiti and Kosovo?)
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To: visualops
Did you notice Drudge is now running his big headline "scoop", that you posted YESTERDAY about TeRAYsa's inane "mother machines" comments????

Yeah. I just checked that out. It is a big, above the title headline about TeRAYzuh and this story. Hmmm.... I didn't know that Drudge was a DUFU fan. Hi Matt!

45 posted on 03/08/2005 9:49:25 AM PST by PJ-Comix ( Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix
He has got to stand up and be counted. In reality, the opportunity is now gone, and with it the destruction of America

[Kerry’s failure to sign form 180 means the destruction of America?]

No, no, no, pay attention-- it's his failure to stand up and be counted that means the destruction of America.

46 posted on 03/08/2005 9:54:56 AM PST by pigsmith
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To: PJ-Comix

Note to DUmmies. John Kerry is NEVER going to sign a Standard Form 180 releasing ALL of his military records for public scrutiny, even though he recently said he would.

So unless he does, you might want to consider something; that he's everything the Swift Boat Vets say he is. A rich spoiled opportunistic cowardly communist loving POS who desecrated the uniform of the nation he was supposed to serve, and even worse, the good men who wore that uniform and served our nation with pride and honor.

Now tuck your tail between your legs and crawl back to your Kool Aid stand. There now, that's a good DUmmie.




47 posted on 03/08/2005 10:03:04 AM PST by planekT
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To: PJ-Comix

Kerry would have to also sue the source of most of the vile anti Kerry "lies" the Swift Boat Vets used in their book, a man named John Kerry.


48 posted on 03/08/2005 10:30:24 AM PST by Hillarys Gate Cult (Witty tag line on back order.)
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To: PJ-Comix

You perhaps have a wider audience than you think.

I wouldn't count on the market for the DUmmie FUnnies book as just being members of Free Republic, their families, conservatives, Republicans, et al.--I think the market is wider than that.

In fact, I daresay there is even a market within DUmmieland for the DUmmie FUnnies book--surely good for at least 5,000 copies, which is not small change.

Not that DUmmies would buy the book-edition DUmmie FUnnies for enlightenment or amusement, but simply to point out, and boast, "Hey, look at this! Here I am! Look at me, I'm in a book, this book!"

Prima donnas, the DUmmies; they tolerate even being made fun of, just so long as they get to "star."


49 posted on 03/08/2005 10:40:33 AM PST by franksolich (ask me for the links to ALL of the famous P.J.'s DUmmie FUnnies)
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To: PJ-Comix

50 posted on 03/08/2005 10:43:38 AM PST by finnman69 (cum puella incedit minore medio corpore sub quo manifestus globus, inflammare animos)
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To: planekT
A rich spoiled opportunistic cowardly communist loving POS who desecrated the uniform of the nation he was supposed to serve, and even worse, the good men who wore that uniform and served our nation with pride and honor.

First thing I thought of was this cartoon! :)


51 posted on 03/08/2005 10:57:55 AM PST by MarineBrat ("God is dead"- Nietzsche,1886. "Nietzsche is dead"- God,1901)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Don't worry, maybe you can trot out Al "I was a journalist in Vietnam" Gore again.

He's tan, he's rested and he's ready to DANCE!!Image hosted by Photobucket.com
52 posted on 03/08/2005 11:00:02 AM PST by StrictTime (Since FR, my life is as good as an Abba song. It's as good as "Dancing Queen".)
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To: MarineBrat

Hey, you're right. I left out lying scum sucking flip-flopping rich widow chasing Euro-trash wanna be cheese eating surrender monkey.

Thanks!


53 posted on 03/08/2005 11:06:37 AM PST by planekT
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To: PJ-Comix

Not only did he say he would sign it, he called out the sbvt to reveal their records too. And John ONeal did, just that!

psst, no mention Kerry will soon be out of the Senate as well!! These folks are so utterly clueless!


54 posted on 03/08/2005 11:26:40 AM PST by gidget7
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To: Goodgirlinred

Meet the Press is a Sunday morning news show, on NBC not FOX. LOL


55 posted on 03/08/2005 11:29:52 AM PST by gidget7
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To: StrictTime
Apparently Alphonse Capote Gore isn't ready to dance.

At least in DUmmieland yesterday (Monday), the DUmmies were alternately whining and cheering that he is not running in 2008--but caveat; I did not see any mention of this at any other sources, so the news about Al not running might, or might not, be real.

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56 posted on 03/08/2005 11:37:27 AM PST by franksolich (ask me for the links to ALL of the famous P.J.'s DUmmie FUnnies)
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To: NRA1995

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm, spumoni ice cream! I have seen or had that in many years...


57 posted on 03/08/2005 11:42:32 AM PST by 7.62 x 51mm (• Veni • Vidi • Vino • Visa • "I came, I saw, I drank wine, I shopped")
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To: PJ-Comix
Baloney. Kerry was in Cambodia ferrying CIA operatives, one of whom happened to be Christie Whitman's husband. She blurted it out once early last year on the Daily Show that her husband once spent a week in Cambodia with Kerry.

I've never heard this before. Is this true? I rarely watch the Daily Show. Considering all the problems this Cambodia story caused for Kerry, you'd think if he had this kind of proof, he'd have trotted CW's husband out ASAP...assuming, of course, her husband is former CIA, who was covertly operating in Cambodia. And why in the heck would we give weapons to the Khmer Rouge? Wouldn't they have been able to get what they needed from Russia and/or China? If Kerry was giving weapons to communists, I doubt it was at the behest of the government.

Wait, I think I've figured it out! This whole thing was an EVIL plot by the Nixon administration (hatched by Karl Rove, no doubt, even though he was just barely out of high school and Nixon wasn't yet president). Rove, the psychic evil genius must have known that someday he would have to go up against Kerry...so, they dreamed up a scheme where Kerry (ALL by himself) would ferry a CIA agent who would one day go on to marry a ditzy blonde, into Cambodia to give weapons to the Khmer Rouge. That way, when the day came for Rove's candidate to face Kerry, Kerry could be discredited. After all, why would somebody like Kerry stand up and scream on the floor of the senate that the event was "seared" in his memory if it wasn't true? Boggles the mind. Cindie

58 posted on 03/08/2005 11:43:54 AM PST by gardencatz
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To: PJ-Comix
it's simple really...to sue and counter sue one has to testify. He's told sooooo many lies so far he can't keep track. By now he don't even know where Cambodia is...


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59 posted on 03/08/2005 11:47:26 AM PST by Doogle (8th AF...4077thTFW....408MMS....Ubon Thailand "69"..Night Line Delivery ..AMMO)
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To: planekT
Hey, you're right. I left out lying scum sucking flip-flopping rich widow chasing Euro-trash wanna be cheese eating surrender monkey.

Don't forget henpecked! He's certainly henpecked! Oh, and deceitful! We couldn't leave that out. Ah, and he's also very flimflammish! You know... used-car-salesmanish! Er... ah, lessee... hollow, rotten, cunning, evasive, double-dealing, two timing, conniving, guileful, indirect, mendacious.... er, ah... where's my crossword puzzle dictionary... ah, covinous, sirenic, depraved, bemoaning, regrettable, woeful, dolorous, self-congratulatory, turntail... (deep breath) ...ignoble, base, foul, rank, slimy, basehorn, JERK!

I regret that he ever had the chance to defile an American Military uniform!

Let the DU lurkers drink dogwater, for this I say about "Hanoi" John Effin' Kerry!

Sincerely,

MarineBrat

60 posted on 03/08/2005 11:58:25 AM PST by MarineBrat ("God is dead"- Nietzsche,1886. "Nietzsche is dead"- God,1901)
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