[PJ-Comix]

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[kevkrom]

First - ha!

[PJ-Comix]

PING!

[pharmamom]

Not last!

[Darkwolf377]

Police Foil Valentine's Day Mass Suicide Pact Involving 32 People WNBC ^ | February 11, 2005

Come on, DUmmies, show those pikers how it's done!

[doug from upland]

That picture is one of my all-time favorite photos. I think I'll make it into a poster.

[Diva Betsy Ross]

That photo breaks my heart each time I see it.

[Darkwolf377]

Home ... I have no home. Hunted, despised ... living like an animal. The jungle is my home! But I will show the world that I can be its master! I shall perfect my own race of people ... a race of atomic supermen that will conquer the WORLD!]

Correction PJ--"Conquer the VERLD!"

[doug from upland]

Wow. And the second four years has just started. There are going to be a lot of jumpers off the Golden Gate. But it will now cost $6.

[BJClinton]

ROTFLMAO!

[Deetes]

That picture is the DUmmie logo...

[Darkwolf377]

"I am considering making it a challenge to myself to work out every time I get a full-on scowl on my face from all this shit. I might sweat to death though."

And lose several of your tons, you potato chip-munching moron.

I have a feeling if most DUmmies tried a few jumping jacks we'd have another tsunamis on our hands.

[kevkrom]

If they weren't simply victims of their own hate and bile, I would pity them. I can't possibly imagine driving myself so mad with self-delusion that I couldn't sleep at night or had to resort to drugs (legal or otherwise) to simply cope.

It is really very, very sad to see the level of hate and bigotry that they express in the name of fighting the fictional hate and bigotry that they have fantasized.

[Darkwolf377]

"I went on drugs so I could sleep at night without thinking freepers were on their way to kill me. "

Now their personal delusions are OUR fault?

Will you other FReepers stop hogging the mind control ray, it's my turn!!!!

[techcor]

Valium Licks! Yep, that's a keeper. I'm going to chuckle all night over this one.

[conservativebabe]

WHEW!! Scared of that!

If this person is evidence of what a lot of the lefties feel like, we have nothing to fear for quite a while.

[Darkwolf377]

"Remember: that's one thing we have in our favor: our every move, every breath, every piece of legislation, every website, isn't EXPRESSLY devoted to pissing off/killing the "other side." Theirs is."

Get over yourself. Does this person truly believe that Republicans sit there and think about LIBERAL interests at all when deciding what we want?

[TruthWillWin]

mass medication. You know how horses have salt licks in barns ... we need to have giant Valium licks in public places ... work, banks, etc., ... have a lick and cope with this fundamental Xtian crap.

This post and some of the others can't be real. Must be from Freeper trolls having some fun with the DU'ers.

[JCRoberts]

the lack of REAL journalism in the MSM

I hate to admit this, but I agree with the DUmmie!

[Darkwolf377]

"I'm clinically depressed so that's not a suprise but the current state of the world doesn't help matters. My wife is really the only reason I have for being. "

And what's hers? Listening to you whine and moan all day? She's probably messing around behind your wimpy, whiney ass.

[BJClinton]

Excuse me while I beat up an otherly gendered Tibetan monk.

You're hitting on all cylinders today, PJ. Well, done.