First - ha!
Once again PJ you have outdone yourself.
These DUmmies remind me of my sister in law, she works for NOAA in DC and is always screeching about "global warming". I send her articles that debunk the theory just to drive her nuts...maybe I am getting to her.
No poor dear, you reached it quite some time ago!
Look at it this way...what if you were a freeper? Sure, your side would control the political power. You would be free of the pain you are in now. But, what about the costs to you? You would wake up every day hating gays, minorities, anything non-christian. You would be under the control of fear mongering by your leaders and RW talk show hosts.
Golly, gee, willikers...and here I was thinking that I was a FReeper! Well, gosh-darnit...I must not be since I do not hate gays, minorities (hello as a woman, I thought I WAS a "minority!) or non-Christians! I don't really like self-righteous, Leftist, wannabe Commie-DUmmies very much so maybe I still have a shot... I DO listen to so-called RW talk show hosts (at least when I'm in my car...which isn't very often) and I certainly have a healthy fear of for the insane lunatics out there in the world who attacked us on 9/11/01...and would very much like to behead me for being an Infidel...so I wonder if maybe I am a pseudo-FReeper in their eyes?
By the way PJ, this may be the FUNNIEST DUmmie FUnnies yet! If I were a publisher, this one would definitely get you a deal! : ) What a good dose of Schadenfreude!! Hehehe!!!