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DUmmie FUnnies 02-08-05 (Susan Sarandon: DUmmie Political Guru)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | February 8, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 02/08/2005 6:10:01 AM PST by PJ-Comix

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To: NRA1995
Who in their right mind wants to be served coffee by some dickhead with green hair and lip rings,

...or her boyfriend, either.

41 posted on 02/08/2005 6:43:26 AM PST by pigsmith
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To: PJ-Comix

PJ.. from now on in I would suggest that any reference to West Wing be "Left Wing" .. Just my opinion


42 posted on 02/08/2005 6:43:32 AM PST by SCALEMAN (Super Cards/Rams Fan)
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To: Nataku X

Actually most gated communities in South Florida are Democrat strongholds. However, that is changing. Just a few days ago the big gated community Democrat leader, Amadeo Trinichella (sp?} passed away. News reports declared it an end of an era.


43 posted on 02/08/2005 6:44:00 AM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix
They have blocked out the world, so it no longer plays a role in their daily lives

This from people that call the heartland "fly-over country"? Thanks Hollywood for 4 more years!

44 posted on 02/08/2005 6:44:28 AM PST by techcor (C-ZJ vs. MoDow rule enforcer.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Rural people need "sound bites", something simple and easy to remember.

Oh for heaven's sakes.

45 posted on 02/08/2005 6:44:46 AM PST by Bahbah
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To: justshutupandtakeit

Help keep Pittsburgh clean....eat a pigeon


46 posted on 02/08/2005 6:45:01 AM PST by NRA1995 ("Yew jes' go and lay yore hand on a Pittsburgh Steelers fan & Ah think yer gonna fin'lly understand")
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To: PJ-Comix
They don't have the coffee shops to go to in many small towns anymore. They probably wouldn't be caught dead in a Starbucks

Oh yes we have bookstores here. And I'm sure my local bookstore will never forget me after I raised holy hell there because they had 1000 copies of "My Lies" by The Zipper and not one single copy of "Unfit For Command" Needless to say, they wound up ordering me a copy and as an obligatory gesture, ordered 22 more copies for the other ignorant hillbillies here.

47 posted on 02/08/2005 6:45:17 AM PST by beckysueb (God bless America and President Bush.)
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To: libs_kma
Well, no....but what I'm saying is maybe a book won't fly, but a COMIC book is exactly what would get this off the ground! I think in that format, even the DUmmies would buy it!! And that increases your target audience by a hundred and twenty seven!!

I'm ahead of you. I've said several times that any DUmmie FUnnies book would be accompanied by a CD-ROM insert that would include lots of related color comix stories.

48 posted on 02/08/2005 6:47:24 AM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: pigsmith

"Who in their right mind wants to be served coffee by some dickhead with green hair and lip rings"

or HIS boyfriend


49 posted on 02/08/2005 6:49:10 AM PST by NRA1995 ("Yew jes' go and lay yore hand on a Pittsburgh Steelers fan & Ah think yer gonna fin'lly understand")
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To: Nataku X

I wonder how many DUmmies even know their neighbors names? Social network. Heh. Here everyone knows their neighbors AND what they had for dinner.


50 posted on 02/08/2005 6:49:48 AM PST by JCRoberts
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To: PJ-Comix

"Rural people may not know about stuff"

These people are the most idiotic people in the world. They talk about Repubs treating gays as second hand citizens but treat rural people like the scum of the earth.


51 posted on 02/08/2005 6:49:51 AM PST by imskylark
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To: kenth
They may be right though. I'm rural and I've never used a computer. I'm a-skeered of 'em.

Yep. Them thar new fangled gajets ain't fer me. Ahm skeert they mite splode er sumthin.

52 posted on 02/08/2005 6:52:55 AM PST by beckysueb (God bless America and President Bush.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

I love that pic everytime I see it.


53 posted on 02/08/2005 6:55:02 AM PST by beckysueb (God bless America and President Bush.)
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To: Nataku X

"the rural social network is far, far more extensive,"

I've lived in rural areas and big cities. Rural areas are more social. In the city almost everyone keeps to themselves. Talk to your neighbor and they look at you like you have a third eye.


54 posted on 02/08/2005 6:55:20 AM PST by imskylark
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To: cripplecreek

I second that!! I have lived in both small towns and big cities. In general, people in towns are more accepting and courteous than people in cities. An open mind is all that is needed to appreciate small-town America.

BTW, the RATS are very elitist in their thinking. The results of the election clearly demonstrate that the demoncrats are mostly located in urban, hi-population pockets throughout the country. The rurual areas and the small towns these RAT idiots claim to understand are almost entirely Republican today.


55 posted on 02/08/2005 6:55:46 AM PST by indcons (Destroy liberalism to destroy communism, socialism, and wahabbism)
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To: imskylark

Anyone here remember the short-lived "Mister Sterling" show? It starred Josh Brolin and was about the son of a prominent Democrat being appointed as U.S. Senator when the previous one died. Anyway, everyone assumed he was a Democrat. Instead he declared himself "Independent." I put "Independent" in quotes since the senator voted straight down the line Liberal Democrat once he got to Capitol Hill. Fortunately, "Mister Sterling" was a mercifully cancelled very quickly. In the meantime Josh Brolin got into the news recently for beating up his wife---most likely because she was trying to use the same mirror that he was staring at himself with.


56 posted on 02/08/2005 6:55:53 AM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix
What you need to know about Republican suburbanites. They have a gated community mentality. They have blocked out the world, so it no longer plays a role in their daily lives. It they can't see it, it doesn't exist.

There is a definate disconnect in their heads. Republicans are a "gated community" but Sarandon of Fantasyland is reality based. Um. Yeah. And they can't seem to decide if Republicans are elite suburbanites or rural hicks. They think both are out of touch but show how it's really them that's out of touch, insulated by cities, as their knowledge of rural communities is non-existent. DUmmies remind me of the city hunter that shot a goat and thought it was some kind of rare deer. (yes. it actually happened. ask Darksheare.)

57 posted on 02/08/2005 6:57:12 AM PST by DJ MacWoW (Slippery, Slicktey, Slidey, Bumpus.....SNOW!)
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To: PJ-Comix
It might interest these DUmmies to get on to www.breedersconnection.com and read what these rural cattle breeders do in their spare time. They are into chat rooms you DUmmies just like you are. There are many of these websites devoted to people who raise cattle and I am sure the chicken breeders and potato farmers have sites as well. The arrogance of these DUMMIES is stupefying!
58 posted on 02/08/2005 6:57:50 AM PST by Ditter
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To: NRA1995
Who in their right mind wants to be served coffee by some dickhead with green hair and lip rings, nose rings, eyebrow rings, etc?

LOL! I first thought, "Well, I wouldn't be caught dead in a Starbucks," but then I remembered I did go into one once -- looking to buy a small milk for my tea when the office supply had run out. And the girl on the register was very sweet -- she whispered that I didn't want to buy it there since they charged $2 for a half pint, and she kindly directed me to the closest place I could buy it at a more reasonable price. (I wonder if she still works there.)

59 posted on 02/08/2005 7:02:41 AM PST by maryz
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To: PJ-Comix

PJ: WOW!! This DUmmie thread is one of the most hate-filled stuff I have read in some time. The RATS rival the Islamics in their hatred of competing ideologies. I am off to DUmmieland now to find out more about the bigots that dwell in that sewer.


60 posted on 02/08/2005 7:04:42 AM PST by indcons (Destroy liberalism to destroy communism, socialism, and wahabbism)
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