LOL! I first thought, "Well, I wouldn't be caught dead in a Starbucks," but then I remembered I did go into one once -- looking to buy a small milk for my tea when the office supply had run out. And the girl on the register was very sweet -- she whispered that I didn't want to buy it there since they charged $2 for a half pint, and she kindly directed me to the closest place I could buy it at a more reasonable price. (I wonder if she still works there.)
All I have to do is walk past the Starbucks concession stand at my local Safeway and I KNOW I don't want any of them serving me.