DUmmie FUnnies 02-04-05 (DUmmies OUTRAGED At Being Labeled "Extremist")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | February 4, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[Charles Henrickson]

DUMMIES IN EXTREME
Tune: "Islands in the Stream"

DUmmies in extreme
That is what we are
Hear us yell and scream
How can we be wrong
Yell like Howard Dean
Do another "YEEAARRGGHHH!"
And we reply from the gutter, ah-ha
With one cussword or another, ah-ha

[ReeWalker]

She has those smiley-face doodabs that festoon her posts tattooed on her arm.

And in a few years they will be down around her wrists..
I know that isn't nice...But I don't feel really nice toward the DUmmies right now...

[doug from upland]

I like it.

[freedumb2003]

On DU, you can't even use the search function without being a donor.

They can't get people to donate just because they feel like they want to support the site (like here). Instead, they have to bribe people to give using the star (which renders a great deal of invincibility), search functions and other incentives. They don't even believe in themselves enough to just have donors.

[RetroWarrior]

Other than their own superiority, I don't think they believe in anything!

[Purrcival]

Yep. That's the ad I'm talking about. Had no idea those were out on the web.

[volvox]

I have gotten one or two names on that list to respond to a post or two, but those posts were not controversial in any way. One the games I am playing is to see if I can post without telling any lies. I try to play to their assumptions.

I have been paying attention to everyone's advice on how to post there (including yours). Actually, the DUmmie FUnnies is what started me posting there. I tend to stick to the Lounge, but I am starting to branch out more. I wish some of us could exchange names but there is no reason for anyone here to trust me since I don't post that often. I try to id Freepers, but I'm not sure if I am good at it or not.

BTW, I am an madam not a sir. No offense.

[Purrcival]

[and a star (for donating) On DU, you can't even use the search function without being a donor.]

Therein lies the dilemma for me. I would LOVE to go over there and really wreak havoc, but to DONATE to them? Ewww.

[jla]

DUmmie Faye:
"And then they called me an extremist, and I was all ohmygod!"

LOL -

I'll give odds Faye was liquored up when she had those tattoos done. And from the looks of it the tattoo artist may have been also.

[RetroWarrior]

Would you want that woman to teach your children?

[franksolich]

<<bad eyesight, Madam; bleary-eyed from poring over income tax returns.

[franksolich]

Fortunately for the future of America, sir, she's not a teacher.

The DUmmie "Faye" is from New Jersey, and when not attending protests, works for a temporary services agency (secretarial, file-clerk, whatnot); she used to be a waitress, and is headed back into that profession, but she wishes to be in "customer service" of some sort (with a nuclear-engineer's paycheck).....but she "dislikes" dealing with people (her quote, not mine).

You figure it out; I can't.

[speed_addiction]

Other than their own superiority, I don't think they believe in anything!

A favorite line of mine from "The Postman" is when the General Bethlehem character is kicking the Postman's ass and tells him, "You have nothing to fight for. You don't care about anything. You don't value anything. You don't BELIEVE in anything! That is what makes me better!" It is this very thing that makes up better than the DUmmies!

[RetroWarrior]

I gave up trying to figure out these people long ago. Talk about an exercise (or should it be exorcise) in futility!

[RetroWarrior]

And the postman's answer was; "I believe that your kicking my ass!" ;-)

[jla]

Would you want that woman to teach your children?

I wouldn't if Faye scratches herself like dogs do?

[Ostlandr]

Hey, PJ!

I love it- the DUmmies don't consider themselves leftists!!!

Interesting that they're almost totally ignorant of even their own political philosophy. I've read Marx, Engels, et. al.- haven't gotten around to Mao's "Little Red Book" yet, but it's on my list.
Not this bunch.
These dain-bramaged kids probably think Stalin was an elected president, and that Marx and Engels are the Republican senators from West Dakota.

Q. Where is Lenin buried?

A. In a Communist Plot.

[speed_addiction]

And the postman's answer was; "I believe that your kicking my ass!" ;-)

Actually, the answer was "I...Beleive...in..THE UNITED STATES!" Then he kicked off in General Bethlehem's ass!

You know what? I would be overjoyed if in the middle of kicking a DUmmies ass he spouted those words and turned the fight around on me. It would mean that he finally got it and was a DUmmie no more. I would proudly be the recipient of an ass whooping from a DUmmie who finally saw the light through my efforts!

[kenth]

Considering the size of those upper arms, if by nice, you mean HUGE, then I probably believe you.

[speed_addiction]

She is one of those women that carry a few extra pounds well and actually look better for it. Rene Zellwigger is one. Most plus size models are others. If you are an Adult Swim fan then you have seen the girl in the purple top and mini-skirt dancing in the "Aqua Teen Hunger Force Promos." That is what I am talking about, except with bigger fun bubbles.