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Mayor shoots his own backside
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Posted on 02/03/2005 3:49:06 PM PST by Rakkasan1
A Colombian mayor shot himself in the backside while he was on the toilet.
Rafael Augusto Galan, Mayor of Ramiquiri, was out on his rounds when he was caught short.
He asked to use the toilet of a local shop and disappeared into the back, reports Terra Noticias Populares.
A witness said: "All we heard was the noise of a 9mm gun firing!"
The mayor's handgun, which he was carrying in his back pocket, had gone off wounding him in the backside.
Mayor Galan needed hospital treatment but has made a full recovery.
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To: Squantos; Eaker
LOL!!!!!!
Yo! Eaker! You been told!
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posted on
02/03/2005 9:17:37 PM PST
by
Brad’s Gramma
(Proud Patriots dot ORG!!! Operation Valentine's Day!!)
To: Brad's Gramma
You've seen the pic of me and Eeeeek on my homepage ?
........ He's the ugly one !
22
posted on
02/03/2005 9:21:19 PM PST
by
Squantos
(Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet. ©)
To: Squantos
I have! And yes, that's what I figured...he was the ugly one.
You'll note I didn't ping him to this post, bless his heart.
Hi Eaker...Just kidding...!!!!
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posted on
02/03/2005 9:25:31 PM PST
by
Brad’s Gramma
(Proud Patriots dot ORG!!! Operation Valentine's Day!!)
To: Brad's Gramma; Squantos
Squantos is just in a bad mood because it is his week to sleep in the barn!!
BTW, he talks ugly talk even though we are twins!!
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posted on
02/04/2005 4:19:26 AM PST
by
Eaker
("It is in our interest to punish the 1st insult; an insult unpunished is the parent of many others")
To: glock rocks; Brad's Gramma; B4Ranch; Squantos; Eaker; humblegunner; tubebender; al baby
There's a joke here about using a decocker, but I don't think I'll go there...
To: Eaker; Squantos
In the BARN?
Oh Squantos....you poor thing. So youse guys trade off is it? How did you decide who got to sleep there first?
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posted on
02/04/2005 5:39:46 PM PST
by
Brad’s Gramma
(Proud Patriots dot ORG!!! Operation Valentine's Day!!)
To: Pete-R-Bilt
Thank Yeeeewwwwwwwww!!!!!
:)
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posted on
02/04/2005 5:40:03 PM PST
by
Brad’s Gramma
(Proud Patriots dot ORG!!! Operation Valentine's Day!!)
To: Pete-R-Bilt; glock rocks
Glock told us how you shot your Dodge PU with your 308 while deer hunting with him...
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posted on
02/04/2005 5:47:40 PM PST
by
tubebender
(Can someone remind me what my Near Years resolutions were...)
To: tubebender; Pete-R-Bilt; Brad's Gramma
Dodge? Pete? HAHAHAHAHA. Naw, it was a friend of mine that shot his Dodge. Pete wouldn't think of having.... no, wait, he did own a Dodge... hmmmmm.
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posted on
02/04/2005 6:30:19 PM PST
by
glock rocks
( Miss Kitty, the sun hasn't come up on the day that Marshal Dillon can't take care of himself.)
To: Brad's Gramma; Eaker
Eeeeek's just jealous cause he "thought" he caught me with his sweetheart in the barn so I told him I "lived there" so he wouldn't be suspicious an all ..........:o)
Back to you Eeeek !
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posted on
02/04/2005 6:35:56 PM PST
by
Squantos
(Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet. ©)
To: glock rocks; Pete-R-Bilt
Naaaaaaa........I can't see Pete doin' that to a perfectly good Dodge.
I mean really. What did the Dodge ever do to HIM?
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posted on
02/04/2005 6:40:31 PM PST
by
Brad’s Gramma
(Proud Patriots dot ORG!!! Operation Valentine's Day!!)
To: Squantos; Eaker
Do either of you have a picture of this chick?
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posted on
02/04/2005 6:42:10 PM PST
by
Brad’s Gramma
(Proud Patriots dot ORG!!! Operation Valentine's Day!!)
To: Brad's Gramma
Do either of you have a picture of this chick? I've got a picture of the barn...
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posted on
02/04/2005 6:55:46 PM PST
by
glock rocks
( Miss Kitty, the sun hasn't come up on the day that Marshal Dillon can't take care of himself.)
To: Brad's Gramma
Walk away....it wasn't pretty. Had to tie a bone around her neck just to get the dog to play with her........Eeeek doesn't like to talk about it......:o)
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posted on
02/04/2005 7:04:31 PM PST
by
Squantos
(Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet. ©)
To: xJones
The original rim shot Hahaha!!! I think we have a winner! ;-)
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posted on
02/04/2005 7:06:51 PM PST
by
Happygal
(liberalism - a narrow tribal outlook largely founded on class prejudice)
To: tubebender; Brad's Gramma
Had he been drinking heavily when he told you this story?
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posted on
02/04/2005 7:07:03 PM PST
by
Pete-R-Bilt
(sometimes you're the windshield........sometimes you're the bug..............)
To: Squantos
ol' Squantos didn't know that we weren't fooled.
Don't matter what color lipstick ya put on a pig, the oink gives it away.......
Squantos dated that pig for two years. The end came when it got serious and the pig wouldn't make a commitment.
The boy ain't been right since.
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posted on
02/04/2005 7:29:02 PM PST
by
Eaker
("It is in our interest to punish the 1st insult; an insult unpunished is the parent of many others")
To: Eaker
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posted on
02/04/2005 7:30:58 PM PST
by
Squantos
(Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet. ©)
To: Eaker
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posted on
02/04/2005 7:53:31 PM PST
by
cyborg
To: Squantos
Better switch back to English ol'buddy!!
; < }
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posted on
02/04/2005 8:02:33 PM PST
by
Eaker
("It is in our interest to punish the 1st insult; an insult unpunished is the parent of many others")
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