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DUmmie FUnnies 02-03-05 (INSANE DUmmie RAGE At Bush SOTU Speech)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | February 3, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 02/03/2005 4:28:22 AM PST by PJ-Comix

The insane rage of the DUmmies sparked by last night’s State of the Union Address by President Bush will take your breath away as you can see in this DUmmie THREAD titled, “My take on the crying mother of the Marine.” Little of the DUmmie ranting is actually about the mother of the marine since most of it is nothing but blind insane animalistic FURY directed at Bush. We lead off with the absolutely loco raging of DUmmie Husb2Sparkly followed by other hateful DUmmie commentary in Bolshevik Red. The commentary of your humble correspondent, gasping for breath at the intense DUmmie hate, is in the [brackets]:

First, I admit to not really watching Chimpus Khan's State of the Reich blather. I specifically planned to replace a faulty light fixture tonight so I would not have to watch it. I knew Sparkly would want to cuz she likes to watch her enemies. Anyway, it was on and I came into the room just as the woman was crying and holding her husband. I did not hear who they were or why they were there. I found out only after the speech.

[You need to replace your faulty fixture in your brain, DUmmie Husb2Sparkly. Not only did you not hear who the woman and her husband were, you didn’t really care. You just wanted to coldly use them to segue into your HATE Bush rant. So continue with the ranting…]

If I had the tragic misfortune of having lost a child to this senseless and evil imperialism and saw that stage managed PR stunt - and that is ALL it was - I would be raging more than I am now.

[It is a bit hard to imagine how you could rage more than you are about to, DUmmie Husb2Sparkly, so let ‘er rip…]

How DARE that mother f*cking, low life, c*ck s*cking, sh*t head, self involved, incurious, inflexible, moronic looking, simpleton asshole, simian appearing, sperm lottery winning, son of a warmonger warmonger, toady, dictatorial, reptilian, intellectual midget, f*ckwad, pissant, arrogant, snickering, emotionless, manipulative, dickhead, sh*t licking, slothful, avaricious, traitorous, lazy, bedwetter use the grief of a real person to further his agenda?

[WHEW! Don’t hold back, DUmmie Husb2Sparkly. Continue with your spew.]

Were I the parent of a lost soldier I would be outraged beyond belief. He pulls that stunt for the pure PR value and we're supposed to think he cares about the troops as anything more than cannon fodder? We're supposed to think he cares about the troops or their families as people? he has NEVER gotten his sorry, warty ass to one - NOT F*CKING ONE - funeral of a fallen soldier.

[Methinks the President has been to many MORE military funerals (away from the cameras) than you ever thought of going to, DUmmie Husb2Sparkly. But don’t this stop you from spitting out your venom. Continue...]

He is the most despicable person I can imagine, even looking back on world history. NO ONE is worse than he is. Not Hitler. Not Genghis Khan. Not Hannibal. Not Napoleon. No One. Not Lucifer himself.

[Worse than Pee Wee Herman even? Let us make sure your Hannibal Lecter face mask is firmly secure so you can continue with your blind rage…]

NO ONE IN ALL OF HISTORY is worse than this twit who has become the single most powerful and feared man on earth.

[Yes, yes. Worse than Saddam even. Now take another handful of Meds so you can continue screeching…]

How Dare He Use Those People?
He's a Bush.
That's how he dares.
The very *best* of that whole f*cking clan is pond scum. And they go down from there.
They've stolen our country. They've anally raped the world.
And that woman who cried on cue? How stupid must she be? To allow herself to be used.
Anger and amazement.

[Right now I’m feeling anger and amazement at how quickly you slammed that marine’s mother right on the heels of proclaiming false sympathy for her for your own political agenda of blindly hating Bush.]

God, please end this nightmare. PLEASE GOD. End it NOW. The world will not last for as long as this junta might remain in power.

[Well, we know your mind hasn’t lasted even this long, DUmmie Husb2Sparkly. And now let us watch as the other DUmmies cluck in sympathy with your highly acidic bile.]

I couldn't bring myself to watch either. Unlike you, I prefer to economize on adjectives and I, too, might run out of them if I had bothered to watch. Part of me wants to resist everything he does and part just wants to let him do it all and see how loved he is then. I do look forward to the day I can look at people who supported him and say, "I TOLD YOU SO."

[The Iraq elections came off smoothly and with much popular support---“I TOLD YOU SO.”]

tell us how you really feel!!....my sentiments exactly..thank you for saying what i have been screaming in my home..the tv is on borrowed time..any minute now the shoes are going through the screen!!

[DUmmie flyarm admitting to being as NUTTY as Dummie Husb2Sparkly. Perhaps they share the same Meds.]

Dandy rant!!! I'm proud of you. Wish I was as articulate.

[Try primal screaming and beating your head senselessly into a brick wall for practice so you can be as “articulate as DUmmie Husb2Sparkly.]

You should have listened to William Pitt. I did what he did. Turn the bastard off. Turn you back on the little simian.

[That probably won’t stop Pied Piper Pitt from eventually pontificating on the Bush SOTU speech. But then sheer ignorance has never stopped him before.]

I am so broken mentally by this regime that I have a hard time to get going on a good rant.

[Don’t worry, DUmmie Husb2Sparkly can pick up the slack.]

I couldn't watch the obscenity, & I'm pissed at the American people for not stopping this f*cking demon in a suit.

[Thus spaketh Dummie mopaul, a vile bile spewer of much reknown.]

I can't stand to be around anyone ...who doesn't think exactly like you. Anyone who does not see the utter corruption of the Bush corporate cabal is stupid beyond redemption.

[This message of tolerance was brought to you by DUmmie tabasco.]

Very appropriate description of the Evil War Monkey King!

[Isn’t that how the CBC up in Canada also describes Bush?]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: bushhaters; demresponse; dummies; sotu
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To: imskylark
He said he's a vet and hasn't met a service member that was Republican.

After spending 21 years in the Marine Corps, I can tell you the military is 90% republican. The other 10% keep quiet.

141 posted on 02/03/2005 7:59:56 AM PST by Not A Snowbird (Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Pajama Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
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To: PJ-Comix

DUmmies really can't understand the term silent majority.


142 posted on 02/03/2005 8:04:06 AM PST by Democratshavenobrains
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To: Blue Jays
CornBall Humor of the Week Presents:

Why does it take four DUmmies to screw in a light bulb? (i.e., replace a faulty light fixture)

Because thery are so *&^#@% stupid.

143 posted on 02/03/2005 8:04:43 AM PST by San Jacinto
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To: PJ-Comix
Nice to read they're engaged in healthy, political debate.

It gives me a warm, fuzzy feeling all over to know that with Dean at the helm of the Party, the fresh idea's of patriots like this guy will get full vetting.

144 posted on 02/03/2005 8:07:53 AM PST by johnny7 (“Juanita? Juanita Broaddrick? Never heard of her.” -Dan Rather, CBSNews)
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To: Abathar

You're not saying, "I voted for Kerry" often enough. You can actually get away with some logic, IF you're willing to do so. Not much, but some.

Best technique, agree with their goals (freedom of speech, equality, etc) which should not be too hard. But come at them with a conservative slant. For example, mention that evangelical Christians have a right to be heard, too.

But first, build up your post count in the Lounge. They have a Cooking a & Baking Forum with some good recipes. Cats are nice, do you have any? Get over 1000 posts and you can say almost anything, just not in excess.


145 posted on 02/03/2005 8:08:41 AM PST by chesley
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To: CzarNicky

How would we know? They have neither!


146 posted on 02/03/2005 8:09:43 AM PST by chesley
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To: Cletus.D.Yokel
How about Democrat Spin-Filled Fruit Cake

The recipe threads are all on Carlo's links page.

147 posted on 02/03/2005 8:13:07 AM PST by jellybean (Free Ol' Crusty!)
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To: San Jacinto
Your not going to sell such a large house, are you? With the homeless crisis and all (it's Bush's fault, you know?)--why not donate it to become a homeless shelter so that 6 or 8 needy families could move right in. I'm sure your liberal neighbors would rush to support you in this.

...and there might even be a great tax write-off for such a donation

148 posted on 02/03/2005 8:13:53 AM PST by pigsmith
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To: Former Dodger

I give the first recipe:
Buy a grill
1 1/2 inch porterhouse and filets
salt, onion powder garlic powder and lea and perrins.
grill 3 minutes on each side
consume.


149 posted on 02/03/2005 8:25:33 AM PST by weshess (I will eat tofu when it is made of MEAT!)
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To: PJ-Comix

Elizabeth Edwards, the wife of the FORMER senator and FORMER dem VP candidate John Edwards, said that SHE read DU.


150 posted on 02/03/2005 8:31:49 AM PST by Carolinamom
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To: Welsh Rabbit

They will appeal to anybody for help to reverse the "illegal" election of "*", and his "illegal" and "unjust" policies against people who are trying to kill us.


151 posted on 02/03/2005 8:38:19 AM PST by chesley
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To: Former Dodger

Bearfan, I think it's him, does some pretty good barbecue, with pictures. Yumm!


152 posted on 02/03/2005 8:40:20 AM PST by chesley
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To: PJ-Comix
"I can't stand to be around anyone ...who doesn't think exactly like you."

The DUmmie Mantra

153 posted on 02/03/2005 8:50:54 AM PST by Darkwolf377 (Brotherhood of Dim-Bulbs of the Illuminati!!!!!!)
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To: PJ-Comix
Evil War Monkey King!

Okay, do I have to change my tagline to:
Liberals! Beware the Perfect Rovian Storm [All Hail the Evil War Monkey King, Chimpus Khan!]

I'm not sure it will fit.

154 posted on 02/03/2005 9:11:34 AM PST by hattend (Liberals! Beware the Perfect Rovian Storm [All Hail, Chimpus Khan!])
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To: Carolinamom
Elizabeth Edwards, the wife of the FORMER senator and FORMER dem VP candidate John Edwards, said that SHE read DU.
Why am I not surprised? I am sure her husband, the ambulance chaser, got many of his crackpot medical theories from the worthies in the asylum AKA DUmmieground.
155 posted on 02/03/2005 9:13:31 AM PST by indcons (The first rule of gun safety - Don't Piss Me Off!!)
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To: PJ-Comix
"I can't stand to be around anyone who doesn't think exactly like you. Anyone who does not see the utter corruption of the Bush corporate cabal is stupid beyond redemption."

Well, nice to see that the DU liberals are so open minded and accepting of others who are different from themselves. The tolerant left strikes again.

156 posted on 02/03/2005 9:17:54 AM PST by Feiny (Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Please add me to the ping list. Thanks!


157 posted on 02/03/2005 9:22:02 AM PST by FairfaxVA (SELECT * FROM liberals WHERE clue > 0. Zero rows returned!)
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To: Welsh Rabbit
God, please end this nightmare. PLEASE GOD. End it NOW. The world will not last for as long as this junta might remain in power.

Classic Dummie ignorance. Curse and use every vile filthy word he can think of and then ask God for help! Sheesh!

158 posted on 02/03/2005 9:43:01 AM PST by beckysueb (God bless America and President Bush.)
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To: Lazamataz
They've anally raped the world.

Annaly raped? What an odd choice of words coming from a DUmmie. LOL

159 posted on 02/03/2005 9:44:41 AM PST by beckysueb (God bless America and President Bush.)
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To: PJ-Comix

"Tim, I'm glad you asked me that queation. How DARE that mother f*cking, low life, c*ck s*cking, sh*t head, self involved, incurious, inflexible, moronic looking, simpleton asshole, simian appearing, sperm lottery winning, son of a warmonger warmonger, toady, dictatorial, reptilian, intellectual midget, f*ckwad, pissant, arrogant, snickering, emotionless, manipulative, dickhead, sh*t licking, slothful, avaricious, traitorous, lazy, bedwetter use the grief of a real person to further his agenda? "
160 posted on 02/03/2005 9:51:39 AM PST by Roscoe Karns
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