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Major "Matt" Mason Held By Terrorists [Satire]
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| 2/1/05
| Mike Hollihan
Posted on 02/02/2005 7:08:28 AM PST by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
Following on from the hostage photo released Tuesday, another group has surfaced with their own photo, claiming to be holding American Air Force Major Matthew "Matt" Mason. No further details are available.
With apologies to the guys at Powerline .
TOPICS: Humor; Miscellaneous; Politics; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: anationmourns; majormattmason; waronplastic; wartoystory
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
When interviewed by this reporter, the cast of Toy Story said "OMG, we could be next!" but Buzz vowed to avenge them all.
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posted on
02/02/2005 7:16:23 AM PST
by
NonValueAdded
("We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good" HRC 6/28/2004)
To: All
This just in,,,,Malibu Barbie has just made a plea for her life with a gun to her head on Al Jazeeeeera TV.
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posted on
02/02/2005 7:16:27 AM PST
by
texan75010
(You lost - MoveOn...to France, or Canada, or New Zealand, or Germany...take your pick.)
To: texan75010
Ken was abducted from the Hollywood apartment he shares with Pinnocchio, but the one-dollar ransom demand was ignored.
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posted on
02/02/2005 11:28:20 AM PST
by
stan the beaver
(We will kill the ones who eat us, and eat the ones we kill!!)
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