DUmmie FUnnies 01-30-05 (DUmmies Slam Iraq Elections)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 30, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[franksolich]

This is a few days old, but anyway:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x2525462

in which DUmmie “Faye” disparages the waitressing profession

[bray]

The evil Bush-co vs the Saintly Heinzco??? Your sacrifice sifting through that garbage is a huge service.

Pray for W and Our Freedom Fighting Troops

[EllaMinnow]

"P-NACing, Mr. Pinell? P-NACing?"

You have just won my heart.

[Newtoidaho]

I PISS on bush's big parade. election schmection.

[You are obviously suffering from election dejection.]



I guess this nutcase is suffering from P.E.E.D.
(post election, election dejection)

[PJ-Comix]

Thanx. This is something the WHOLE COUNTRY needs to hear.

[trussell]

Keep reporting these!!! This will eventually turn the world against the democrats!

[EllaMinnow]

Project for a New American Century.

[CAluvdubya]

Thank you very much. I was beginning to think I was doomed never to know. LOL

[PJ-Comix]

Keep reporting these!!! This will eventually turn the world against the democrats!

This is why I call this the DUmmie Self-Marginalization phase.

[Roscoe Karns]

"waitressing jobs are very demanding. they expect you to work ALL holidays and the expect you drop everything to come in and work when they need you. diners and bar/grill managers are assholes. to most of them you are easily replaceable and they usually won't give you any slack.

besides that, i HATE dealing with the public when it comes to customer service. i'm surprised i never spit in someone's food yet. customers can be such assholes man. "

Gee, I wonder why she has trouble holding a job?

[franksolich]

Excellent work as usual, P.J., sir.

Since there were no DUmmie FUnnies for a couple of days--I figured you were burned out, and needed a time-out--I alas had to wallow in the swill over there more than usual.

You suppose Bev Harris is over there, setting up a new fund-raiser to prove fraud?

Also, did you hear that CNN sent a reporter to an empty school building, to report on the election turnout, and then got caught, because that school building was not a polling place? (When they were forced to set up shop at a real polling place, they had to report the obvious; that it was jampacked full of Iraqis waiting to vote.)

[franksolich]

DUmmie "Faye" doesn't want to be a receptionist, either, sir, because she dislikes the general public, as she frankly admits.

[Diva Betsy Ross]

From DU:

patsified (1000+ posts) Sun Jan-30-05 09:32 AM
Response to Original message

30. Even if this were true

Even if all the Iraqis in the world are jumping up and down and clapping and dancing and crying for joy; even if there were really and truly 100% turnout for this election; even if the winner of this election were truly the choice to represent the majority of all Iraqis:

Was this worth destroying the United States of America? Was this worth sending our nation tumbling into the toilet? Was this worth destroying our reputation and the worth of our word in the world? Were the lies worth it? Was this worth the billions and billions of dollars emptied from our nation's treasury? Was the enrichment of Halliburton and the Carlyle Group worth it? Was this worth the bloodshed of soldiers and of innocents? Was it worth losing your arms, little Ali? Was there NO OTHER WAY to have achieved this? Am I supposed to jump up and down and clap and dance and cry for joy that MY nation has been turned into a shitpile and everyone in the world hates MY nation now? There is no democracy here in America, but I am supposed to be overwhelmed with good cheer that it exists for the Iraqis?

I can't think of a single cause outside of the borders of my country that would be worth destroying my country for. And that's what has happened, I don't care how happy the Iraqis are. I mourn what my country has become, and I am bitter because I know what she could have been. So I'm sorry if I can't join in the joy today"

Do we have to call this moron an American... do we really?

[granite]

I have no doubts that within a month after the election
that any of the elected who are still alive will be so deep in hiding so as to be totally ineffective.

[SlightOfTongue]

One unidentified spokesman for our own U.S. Democratic Party claimed today that, "The Iraqi election officials may be failing to make sure that every vote be counted in today's election. The forty plus voters who were killed on the way to vote today should have their vote counted. We certainly make provisions for the dead to vote and they should too. How else can a 'fair and democratic process' of voting take place?"

/Sarcasm

[Dashing Dasher]

The forty plus voters who were killed on the way to vote today should have their vote counted.

Typical demoRAT response, the dead should vote.

[EllaMinnow]

Do we have to call this moron an American... do we really?

A bed-wetting, thumb-sucking, yellow-bellied crybaby drama queen without the sense that God gave a pebble wanna-be Frenchman who needs to spend five minutes with his eyes stapled open so he can see something of reality - YES.

An American - NEVER.

[KoRn]

One of your best! If this doesn't completely illustrate their insanity, nothing will.

[PJ-Comix]

HEADS UP! Meet The Press with John Kerry will be rebroadcast on MSNBC at the top of the hour.

[RWR8189]

Color me stupid but I haven't heard this one. What is PNAC?

PNAC is an acronym the Project for the New American Century.  They are a neoconservative think-tank that is demonized by the left because their manifesto from 1997 was signed by prominent conservatives like Jeb Bush, Dick Cheney, Bill Bennet, Dan Quayle, Don Rumsfeld, Paul Wolfowitz, et al.

Many of them believe that all evil in the world can be traced back to this relatively small think-tank.