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DUmmie FUnnies 01-28-05 ("Gore 08, Dean DNC")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 28, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 01/28/2005 5:08:04 AM PST by PJ-Comix

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To: aBootes
What happened to Hillary!? We went through an entire 08 presidential thread w/o a mention of Hillary!?

Hillary is way too conservative for the DUmmies. They hate her.

21 posted on 01/28/2005 6:10:39 AM PST by NeoCaveman (Route-82.blogspot.com - "I can't help it, there I go again")
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To: The Right Stuff
Wow! Another fine example of the wackiness of the DUmmies!

You can watch the wacky DU'er in living color displaying their superior intellect.

Washington, DC - 20 January 2005 - Inauguration Day. "Stop Bitching, Start a Revolution"

http://brain-terminal.com/video/dc-2005-01-20/windowsmedia-hq.php

Hilarious!

22 posted on 01/28/2005 6:11:32 AM PST by demlosers
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To: NRA1995
All I know is, the next presidential election is gonna be a target-rich environment for laughter and buffoonery on the part of the Democrats.

But I HOPE a DUFU book can be in the bookstores BEFORE the '06 Midterm election. Traditionally the party not in the White House picks up votes in such elections but I guarantee such will NOT be the case if the DUFU book makes it into the popular culture.

23 posted on 01/28/2005 6:28:25 AM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix

I simply cannot be surprised by the complete disconnect from reality these folks have accomplished. Its like being on drugs I suppose....


24 posted on 01/28/2005 6:50:28 AM PST by CT CONSERVATIVE (NOT FAIR-That's Dan's Story to Break!!!)
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To: aBootes
What happened to Hillary!?

This is Bolshevik Land, after all. Hillary is too (cough, cough) moderate for them. They luuuuuuuuuv lefty lunatics like Dean and Boxer, but Her Royal Thighness chafes them. Nah, it's the less radical-commie-moonbat Demonrats who worship Hillary. Most DUers don't like her.

25 posted on 01/28/2005 7:09:00 AM PST by shezza
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To: PJ-Comix
Good God, PJ! You need a shower after that little midnight forage into the kooks and tin-foil hatter society side of the DUngeon.

Don't they know it will be Hillary/Boxer in 08?

And you heard it hear first. Boxer brings the nut jobs along and Hillary brings the base.

26 posted on 01/28/2005 7:10:12 AM PST by IllumiNaughtyByNature (If Islam is a religion of peace, they should fire their P.R. guy!)
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To: shezza

See my post #26 (red type) I think that the DUmmies would follow Boxer and the base would vote for Hillary. My argument for a Hillary/Boxer ticket. Not to mention the whole female on female ticket (no giggling please).


27 posted on 01/28/2005 7:12:12 AM PST by IllumiNaughtyByNature (If Islam is a religion of peace, they should fire their P.R. guy!)
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To: demlosers

"You can watch the wacky DU'er in living color displaying their superior intellect."

God help us if they come back into power. They admit wanting the country to be socialist/communist.


28 posted on 01/28/2005 7:15:10 AM PST by imskylark
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To: aBootes

they hate Hillary. They think she is too far too the right!


29 posted on 01/28/2005 7:20:05 AM PST by CharlieOK1 (Pray every day for a ROE reversal!)
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To: PJ-Comix
They might as well run Mary Carey. At least she would get the college kegger vote.

30 posted on 01/28/2005 7:42:24 AM PST by speed_addiction (Ninja's last words, "Hey guys. Watch me just flip out on that big dude over there!")
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To: PJ-Comix
Do you think they could get Darrell Hammond to play Gore?

He does a much better impersonation of Gore than gore does!

ROTFL

31 posted on 01/28/2005 7:47:31 AM PST by Repub4bush (Hey DU.......Saint Rove....Patron Saint of all your votes!)
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To: PJ-Comix

Amazing! Why would they even consider someone who has the personality of (recycled) cardboard. No way Gore could win, especially after September 11 when the entire country (except the Dummies, I guess) gave a collective sigh of relief that he wasn't in charge. There are people in mental institutions more grounded in reality than these people.

Cindie


32 posted on 01/28/2005 8:19:10 AM PST by gardencatz
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To: PJ-Comix

The left's tin ear for the rythms of America's heartbeat are our best ally in 2008. They simply do not understand that recycling retreads will not do.

Regards, Ivan


33 posted on 01/28/2005 8:21:43 AM PST by MadIvan (Gothic. Freaky. Conservative. - http://www.rightgoths.com/)
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To: K4Harty
I could also go with Gore-Boxer. . . .

The Boxer Rebellion begins today!

(But will it play in Orange County?)

34 posted on 01/28/2005 8:21:49 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (Sen. Barbara Botoxer)
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To: PJ-Comix

I just about pissed my pants when I read that title. HAHAHAHA! Sometimes, the comedy writes itself.


35 posted on 01/28/2005 8:45:58 AM PST by kemathen7
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To: PJ-Comix

All I can say is, I love the DUmmies!


36 posted on 01/28/2005 8:59:54 AM PST by Paradox (Occam was probably right.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Gore-Waters '08

Let's see:
A man from a southern state (NE libs need not apply)- check
A Clinton sockpuppet and a Jesse Jackson style racebaiter - check
Black woman from the most populous state- check
Both always look constipated- check
Bush haters - check
America haters - check
corrupt-check

The 'Rat choice in '08


37 posted on 01/28/2005 9:06:48 AM PST by hattend (Liberals! Beware the Perfect Rovian Storm [All Hail, Chimpus Khan!])
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To: MadIvan; PJ-Comix
I think the DUms could come up with all sorts of combinations. Market them kinda like wrestling tag teams, with a catchy name and a signature phrase:

Scream Team: Algore-Howard "the Daffy Doc" Dean/ "YEEAAARRRGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!"

Newlyweds: 'Nich and Mostly-Fraud: Dennis "the Minus" Kucinich-Carol Mostly-Fraud/ "Dozens of voters can't be wrong!"

Mutt & Jeff: Janet L. Reño-Robert B. Reiccchhhhhhh/ "Ten Feet of Truth"

Ambitiously Gay Duo: James McGweevy-Bawney Fwank/ "Queer Guys for a Straight Ticket!"

New Face: J. F'n Kerry-Barbara Botoxer/ "Keep a stiff upper brow!"

Ebony and Ivory: "Reverend" Al Sharpton-Bobby "Sheets" Byrd/ "Start spreading the manure!"

Desperate White House Wives: Hillary! Clinton-Tipper "MWUH!" Gore/ "Vote for us and you get them, too!"

38 posted on 01/28/2005 9:10:43 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (Only here to help.)
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To: PJ-Comix
I think you have the Gore quote wrong. It was "He BETRAAAAYED this country! He PLAYED--ON--OUR FEEEARS!"

I hope Gore runs. I hope the dems are swamped with candidates wanting to run in 2008 because tradition holds that a Dem would have a better shot in 2008 than in 2004, simply die to the "time for a change" sentiment. But the dems's blinders to 9-11 are as frimly in place as ever. They refuse to believe that 9-11 changed everything because they don't WANT to believe it.

39 posted on 01/28/2005 9:52:17 AM PST by Darkwolf377
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To: Always Right

Maybe the funniest here, but I'm still reading.


40 posted on 01/28/2005 9:54:26 AM PST by OriginalChristian (W2 - Rock On...)
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