[MadIvan]

The left's tin ear for the rythms of America's heartbeat are our best ally in 2008. They simply do not understand that recycling retreads will not do.

Regards, Ivan

[Charles Henrickson]

I think the DUms could come up with all sorts of combinations. Market them kinda like wrestling tag teams, with a catchy name and a signature phrase:

Scream Team: Algore-Howard "the Daffy Doc" Dean/ "YEEAAARRRGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!"

Newlyweds: 'Nich and Mostly-Fraud: Dennis "the Minus" Kucinich-Carol Mostly-Fraud/ "Dozens of voters can't be wrong!"

Mutt & Jeff: Janet L. Reño-Robert B. Reiccchhhhhhh/ "Ten Feet of Truth"

Ambitiously Gay Duo: James McGweevy-Bawney Fwank/ "Queer Guys for a Straight Ticket!"

New Face: J. F'n Kerry-Barbara Botoxer/ "Keep a stiff upper brow!"

Ebony and Ivory: "Reverend" Al Sharpton-Bobby "Sheets" Byrd/ "Start spreading the manure!"

Desperate White House Wives: Hillary! Clinton-Tipper "MWUH!" Gore/ "Vote for us and you get them, too!"