Scream Team: Algore-Howard "the Daffy Doc" Dean/ "YEEAAARRRGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!"
Newlyweds: 'Nich and Mostly-Fraud: Dennis "the Minus" Kucinich-Carol Mostly-Fraud/ "Dozens of voters can't be wrong!"
Mutt & Jeff: Janet L. Reño-Robert B. Reiccchhhhhhh/ "Ten Feet of Truth"
Ambitiously Gay Duo: James McGweevy-Bawney Fwank/ "Queer Guys for a Straight Ticket!"
New Face: J. F'n Kerry-Barbara Botoxer/ "Keep a stiff upper brow!"
Ebony and Ivory: "Reverend" Al Sharpton-Bobby "Sheets" Byrd/ "Start spreading the manure!"
Desperate White House Wives: Hillary! Clinton-Tipper "MWUH!" Gore/ "Vote for us and you get them, too!"