[Personal Responsibility]

This is an oldie but a goodie.

[escapefromboston]

Don't forget: Save money by cutting your own hair.

[socal_parrot]

If you keep posting lists, you might make one. ;)

[E. Pluribus Unum]

I smell an Urban Legend.

[Betaille]

Useful points.

[naturalized]

Sorry to rain on your parade.

But I like the sentiment.

[RebelBanker]

Urban Legend:
http://www.snopes.com/language/document/liferule.htm

[avg_freeper]

Actually Ted Nugent, Robin Williams, and George Carlin collaborated to write this after one of their sisters were bitten by a moose.

Always make sure you believe everything you read in your emails.

[LibWhacker]

RULE 7 - Before you were born, your parents weren't as boring as they are now. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes and listening to you talk about how cool you are. So before you save the rain forest from the parasites of your parents' generation, try "delousing" the clothes in your own room.

Isn't Gates a big lib? He'd never say this.

[Logic n' Reason]

Hear, hear!

Mr. Gates had lots in common with another rather successful gentleman; Mr. J.D. Rockefeller

[Freepdonia]

Why does Gates still (but not always) support Democrats? When he says something, it usually has its base from the conservative side of the aisle.

[Phatnbald]

From a man whose pappy was a bigtime lawyer who could send him off to Harvard, where he had the luxury of dropping out. Take it from a software company president who has two hard working and brilliant partners- (OK so they aint Ballmer and Allen) it's a lot easier to rattle from the perch he was sitting on than it would be from some ghetto somewhere in some godforsaken high school.....

You can be a plumber or a carpenter out of high school and do 40'gs and a car phone with ease. Try 400 G' and someone to hold your phone....

[Lazamataz]

I thought George Carlin wrote this.

[Freepdonia]

It's an urban legend? That explains why he supports Democrats still. :-)

[naturalized]

OK, I think we've all established we like Snopes. No wonder our friends never send us glurge.

[ScottFromSpokane]

When exactly did Charles Sykes write this?

You won't be a vice president with a car phone....

"Car phone"? No one's used a "car phone" since Hector was a pup, dagnab it!

[tx_eggman]

Sack up vannrox, ridicule and verbal abuse are the breakfast of champions.

[Sgt_Schultze]

Bump

[Vicki]

# RULE 8 - Your school may have done away with winners and losers, but life has not. In some schools they have abolished failing grades; they will ask as many times as you want to get the right answer. This doesn't bear the slightest resemblance to ANYTHING in real life.

Then why does Bill Gates give 4 year scholarships to kids in Washington State regardless of their GPA?