DUmmie FUnnies 01-19-05 ("What's your fantasy for the inaugural Thursday?")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 19, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

If for some reason I miss seeing my favorite Democrat Senator on Oprah today, I hope one of you out there can post a report on this thread about the interview. Oh, and my favorite Democrat Senator (hint: he's from Illinois) is WELCOME to write the foreword (hopefully I spelled it correctly) to the DUmmie FUnnies book. And on that subject, any literary agent or book publisher out there can contact me about the DUmmie FUnnies book at: PJ-Comix.

DUmmieland posts about the Inauguration should be VERY interesting so don't miss out. This is a good time to ask to be placed on the DUmmie FUnnies PING List.

[PJ-Comix]

PING!

[Dooderbutt]

Can I say "First"?

[roaddog727]

My fantasy is to see all the DUmmies crying into their collective steins of beer. Wailing and be-moaning about the inequity of it all.

Oh, What a world, what a world..............


BBBBWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

HHAAAAAAAAA, HHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

See Y'all at the Freeper Ball!

[RushCrush]

Wonder what took Oprah so long to get your favorite senator on the show? ;)

[RushCrush]

Wonder what took Oprah so long to get your favorite senator on the show? ;)

[doug from upland]

Denial, delusion, depravity. The Underground of RATS.

[MadAnthony1776]

"Chimp's mystery bulge dropping out of the back of his jacket?"

Beats the mystery bulge that slipped out of Clinton's pants and fell into ML's mouth.

[nina0113]

you peons aren’t allowed anywhere near it

Hell they're not. Who do you think cuts the grass?

[kenth]

French and German special forces advance on Washington...A snatch and grab mission executed to perfection. The result: a one way trip to the Hague for * and Co. to find out just how "quaint and obsolete" the Geneva Conventions really are.

They have not an ounce of allegiance to this country, yet get all bunged-up at being called anti-American.

[speed_addiction]

"My Fantasy is that the Wicked Witch comes in and soops up the Chimp! Then her flying monkies come in and carry away Cheney and Rumsfeild and Pickles. And then in a blaze of glory John Kerry comes bounding in in a bunny suit and takes the throne as emperor for life!"

[PJ-Comix]

Does anybody know a way to check on the Web the schedule of the Oprah show on my local cable? I can't seem to find what channel her show is on locally nor the time.

[PJ-Comix]

Beats the mystery bulge that slipped out of Clinton's pants and fell into ML's mouth.

LOL!!!

[NeoCaveman]

Beats the mystery bulge that slipped out of Clinton's pants and fell into ML's mouth.

From what I heard in the Starr report it is more of a bump than a buldge.

[Not A Snowbird]

[The only trouble with that scenario is that the French forces would surrender to the German forces before they even reach Washington.]

[cripplecreek]

"French and German special forces advance on Washington...A snatch and grab mission executed to perfection. The result: a one way trip to the Hague for * and Co. to find out just how "quaint and obsolete" the Geneva Conventions really are."


Hoping for an invasion force? If they think Iraq is bad wait till they see what American citizens would do to the so called french and german troops.

[roaddog727]

That's precisely the pic I was thinking of when I typed my post..

LOL!

[general_re]

Does anybody know a way to check on the Web the schedule of the Oprah show on my local cable?

You can create a (free) account with TV Guide to get your local listings. If you don't feel like registering, Bugmenot can help.

[Not A Snowbird]

I just might work late tomorrow just so I can watch the DUmmies congregate in front of the federal building. Might as well stay, their little march is bound to screw up the bus schedule and cause me to miss my train. Pinheads.

Funny thing, though, their little protest in front of the federal building is at 5:00pm... the inauguration will be hours old by then. They will accomplish nothing other than ticking off the working folks by fouling up traffic and giving the federal workers a half hour of admin leave so they can get out of the building.

[KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle]

Thats what this is about FACISM there is no cute little word for it

... nor, apparently, any properly spelled one. :)