DUers/Anarchists to throw eggs at Bush on Jan. 20, intefere with air traffic with balloons

The DUmp | 1/18/05

[Poohbah]

I propose employing Poohbah's Riot Control Method on these pukes.

Poohbah's Riot Control Method:

Use an MLRS "steel rain salvo" on the rioters. Takes the starch right out of 'em. Follow up with some Marines in Humvees to finish off the wounded.

No more riot. No need to confine the little pukes.

[MJY1288]

SHOOT TO KILL

[cripplecreek]

Sounds like the federal prisons had better get ready for the influx of new inmates. Interfering with aviation is an extremely serious crime.

[A_perfect_lady]

Sure would be a pity if Secret Service thought those eggs were hand grenades and responded appropriately.

[MJY1288]

I like your approach, I nominate you for Director of Homeland Security

[Poohbah]

My other idea involved using flail tanks.

[infidel29]

"...the majority of Americans (when we include nonvoters)..."

...and illegals, and dead voters, and fictitious ones, and... Anyone caught should be arrested, piled up naked with leashes and underwear on their heads, ridiculed, publicly caned, then deported to Cuba or Siberia.

[Ex-Dem]

Reaching into a pocket, pulling something out, then making a throwing motion towards the president right in front of the Secret Service. Yep, that's well thought out. The guy'll be lucky to get off with only a few bumps and bruises.

[MJY1288]

And Sec of Defense

[Poohbah]

You're too kind (c8

[Poohbah]

Reaching into a pocket, pulling something out, then making a throwing motion towards the president right in front of the Secret Service. Yep, that's well thought out.

Paging Professor Darwin...Paging Professor Darwin...Professor Charles Darwin, please pick up the white courtesy phone. Thank you.

[GreenAccord]

In all seriousness, the news reports have stated that this will be the biggest security effort in Washington D.C. history. That pretty much sounds like the wrong day chuck eggs at the President. Have fun, DU-ers. I hope there's video of the arrests.

[jigsaw]

LOL!!!!!   I hope the Secret Service strenuously pats down all these egg-carrying DU'ers BEFORE they reach the parade site!

[lowbridge]

I hope there's video of the arrests.

I hope they forget to bring bail money to DC.

[GOP_Raider]

PJ, the floor is yours, sir.

[infidel29]

Isn't interfering with air traffic a federal offense?

Not that chucking eggs at the President is small potatoEs, but what can they honestly be charged with? Inciting a riot? Simple assault?

[speed_addiction]

Isn't interfering with air traffic a federal offense? Not that chucking eggs at the President is small potatoEs, but what can they honestly be charged with? Inciting a riot? Simple assault?

How about terrorism? And these yahoos wonder why they are way out on the fringe.

[infidel29]

I wish, but I don't think egg tossing=terrorism, honestly. Not when liberal lawyers get involved anyways. The air traffic interference on the other hand, that may even fall under the Patriot Act.

[Swanks]

Won't get within three Metro stops of the Mall. Has to be a hellova toss, from their home base in Foggy Bottom.