DUmmie FUnnies 01-18-05 (DUmmies SLAM Barack Obama)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 18, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

Time now for the DUmmie FUnnies to jump to the defense of its favorite Democrat Senator---Barack Obama. Hey, anybody who enjoys reading the DUmmie FUnnies CAN’T be all bad, even if he is a Democrat. Anyway, you can see the DUmmies slamming Obama in this THREAD titled, “Barack Obama at bat on C-SPAN.” As usual the DUmmie whinings are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, in his rare role as Democrat Defender, is in the [brackets]:

Let's see if he's worth his salt...nothing to note so far...

[Except for the fact that the good Democrat Senator enjoys reading the DUFUs. Oh, and a BIG shoutout to our favorite Democrat senator.]

hes very impressed with her credentials, blah blah blah. ho hum

[DISGUSTING!!! How dare Senator Obama show Condi Rice even common courtesy?]

Politics, politics....He's good at bridging the gap, but can he be a member of the opposition as well?

[Don’t worry. Obama is most likely to be in opposition to DUmmie lunacy. Not hard to be that way if you are a DUFU fan.]

i'm not feeling him so far. i'll wait

[I’m feeling that Senator is laughing his ass off…..at you DUmmies.]

My opinion: Obama not impressive. He's going out of his way to be "bipartisan." He's afraid to challenge her. Why?

[Common courtesy. Although I know you would love for Obama to wrestle Condi to the ground.]

Why doesn't he just go f'her and get it over with? This is someone that is looked at as the future of the Dem Party???

[Senator Obama is probably the best thing the Democrats got going for them….which is why it wouldn’t surprise me too much if he switches over to the Dark Side in the near future.]

Obama is the new stealth Republican. Watch him...

[I AM! I AM! And I’m liking what I see. The DUmmie hate for Obama raises him sky high in my estimate.]

Unfortunately, I'm beginning to think he'll be a soft spot for the Dems instead of their savior.

[The only soft spot is in your head, DUmmie. ….Senator Obama, pay no attention to that jerk. And a final big DUFU SHOUTOUT to our favorite Democrat senator. If the DUmmies hate you, then you must be doing something RIGHT.]

[PJ-Comix]

And speaking of slamming, I hope my fellow Freepers don't slam me too hard for sticking up for a Democrat against the DUmmies. Because of Senator Obama's EXCELLENT taste in Web reading material, we feel duty-bound to stick up for him. Oh, and my offer to Senator Obama to write a Foreword to the DUmmie FUnnies book still stands. But before the good Senator can do that, the book has to be PUBLISHED first so you literary agents or book agents out there can contact me about this at: PJ-Comix.

And the rest of you can receive the DUmmie FUnnies on a regular basis by simply asking to be placed on the PING List.

[PJ-Comix]

PING!

[freedumb2003]

1st

[537cant be wrong]

osama obomba has great taste in reading the FUnnies.
don't be to surprised if you find out many more read them.

[Argus]

Maybe Obama started seeing the light when Ted "Funbag" Kennedy referred to him repeatedly as "Osama".

[infidel29]

"...I'm beginning to think he'll be a soft spot for the Dems instead of their savior"

The problem they have with Obama is that he may just save the Democratic party, too bad for the LUnatic fringe and the socialists of the left.

[Ex-Dem]

Is he really? How did you find out? (Been a little out of the loop lately.)

[PJ-Comix]

osama obomba has great taste in reading the FUnnies. don't be to surprised if you find out many more read them.

I wonder who else although I think its safe to assume I can cross Barbara Boxer off the list.

[freedumb2003]

Osama Obama is going to join Ted Kennedy in drinking Bahama Mamas.

[Mr. Silverback]

Maybe I need to catch up on my DUFUs, but can you elaborate? How do you know Obama reads DUFU?

[PJ-Comix]

Is he really? How did you find out? (Been a little out of the loop lately.)

The day Bob Novak gives up his sources is the day I'll give up my sources.

[carlr]

Glad they are the enemy so to speak.I would hate to have them as friends.
At least you know they hate you from dawn to sunset,Monday through Sunday.No wondering where they are at for the moment.

[shezza]

Obama not impressive. He's going out of his way to be "bipartisan."

So they DEMAND that Republicans be bipartisan, but when a Democrat behaves like an adult they put it in quotes and spit? Whiney crybabies want it 100% their way or not at all (and frankly, I think they like the not-at-all option because it gives them another thing to whine about).

As usual, thanks for the DUFUs, PJ. You're the bomb.

[Democratshavenobrains]

The DUmmies prove they are the real racists. If it wasn't for Obama's skin color, they wouldn't be holding him up to some great left wing standard

[atomicpossum]

Senator Obama-lama-ding-dong.

[beckysueb]

I think its safe to assume I can cross Barbara Boxer off the list

Better hold up a cross when you say that name.

[ml1954]

Osama Barack bin Laden Obama...Imagine what Teddy sounds like when he's really whacked.

[Dashing Dasher]

The whole Common Courtesy thing is lost on the DUmmies.
What a sad group of people!

[Darkwolf377]

From what I've seen Obama is a very polite man who is interested in talking the inclusion talk, and may even mean it. Which doesn't mean his interests are my interests, and just because he's nice doesn't mean he's a stealth republican. He's a far leftist who peddles his position in nice ocmfy language that may very well draw a lot of voters, just like Bill Clinton did.

[whereasandsoforth]

Somebody comes along, gets in the senate, wears the badge of democrat proudly, acts decent and human, doesn't embarrass himself or the party....and the empty shells at DU slams him.

Nuff said...