DUmmie FUnnies 01-16-05 ("How are you going to deal with Inauguration Week?")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 16, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

So how will your humble correspondent deal with Inauguration week? Simple. I plan on dropping all pretenses of pride and grovel and beg for a literary agent or book publisher to pick up the DUmmie FUnnies for a book. I will also go to the nearest highway exit ramp and hold up a cheap cardboard sign that says: "Will Blog For Book---Contact Me At: PJ-Comix."

And since this is Inauguration Week, this is a REAL GOOD time to ask to be placed on the DUmmie FUnnies PING List because you don't want to miss out on the MANY laughs.

[PJ-Comix]

PING!

[shezza]

Oh boy...I can't WAIT for Thursday's DUFU edition(s).

[KoRn]

Thanks.

First!

[KoRn]

Bahh lol

[Petronski]

How are you going to deal with Inauguration Week?

Dear lefties: I recommend veterinary tranquilizers.

[shezza]

But I know out of morbid curiousity, I'll tune in "just for a minute" and get sucked into it and then get so angry, frustrated and demoralized by all the spew that I'll wish I hadn't.

(That's kind of how I feel after going over to DUmmieland.)

[HAL9000]

What's the story on Khephra? Was it suicide or an overdose or what?

[shezza]

I wonder if they realize that stocking up on all the booze and dope on Wednesday and then staying home to sulk on Thursday won't have any effect on the week's economic figures. May even be higher, with all the tranquilizers and increased dosages in medication over there.

[KoRn]

Yeah the whole 1 day boycott thing is silly. What you don't buy one day you will simply buy the day before or the day after. Funny how short sighted they are.

[Welsh Rabbit]

Other than looking like a dork, why do these people think wearing an armband will accomplish anything?

[KoRn]

I think if who is president makes THAT much difference in your personal life you have serious issues.

[MeekOneGOP]

How are you going to deal with Inauguration Week?

I think they will be sending their thug Trolls over here for the
Viking Kitties to pounce on.

ZOT!!!

[William of Orange]

Khepra, is that the DUmmie who was found dead behind his PC, his last typed words being 'president Kerry'...

[Welsh Rabbit]

Exactly. I'm more than just a Republican and I refuse to give anyone, even the POTUS, the power to make me as miserable as these DUmmies have let Bush make them.

[KoRn]

I have a hard time trying to think of any President while in office making any negative impact on my personal life at all.

From '94 to '04 I had to reload my gun more often if using post ban mags lol. That's about all I can think of.

[Simmy2.5]

Same here. I mean, even if Clinton was President again (god forbid) that doesn't mean I'm going cease living in reality like these DUmmies basically did. I'll try to make the best of the situation.

[Raffus]

Going to work and ignore that which does not interfere with my life. Let them have their fun. We sure will the next time we win.

[In the Year 2525 if Man is still Alive.]

This was way too good!!!!!

[freedumb2003]

going to the video store and load up on DVDs and come back to live tele in about two weeks

Kinda flies in the face of the "don't spend a dime" thing, eh? Man, these guys crack me up.

[Flux Capacitor]

FIRST!!!

-Dan